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Not The Onion: "Trans-abled" woman who can walk chooses to live life in a wheelchair

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Wood knot

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Its 2022, its fine to identify as what you want

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20 years ago this would have just been 'hey, look at this weirdo who's trying to out lazy us all'.  but because trans takes up so much of our culture war space, we can stick that in the headline and it turns into something. 

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Why are we spotlighting idiots? The more notoriety that we bring to idiots, the more idiots come out of the woodwork.

28 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Why are we spotlighting idiots? The more notoriety that we bring to idiots, the more idiots come out of the woodwork.

Because it is a rare mental condition? In a way, the mind is the final unexplored frontier for medical research and with a population of just over 8 billion worldwide, maybe scientists can figure out how to help aggregate groups of humans who fall into the range of behaviors that struggle with the disconcordance of brain and body.

I get the comments and it's Surly, but the brain is a fascinating piece of work.

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This thread title reads like one of my dad’s email forwards

56 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Why are we spotlighting idiots? The more notoriety that we bring to idiots, the more idiots come out of the woodwork.

To shit on trans people by analogy. There's also dudes who wear diapers, sleep in cribs, and pay women to nurse and change them. Weirdos everywhere. The title of the video(as opposed to the thread title) implies some sort of weird mental disorder. Who knows, doesn't really matter, but it'll be amplified for CR reasons. Remember when South Park had Kyle's dad "identify" as a dolphin and get surgery? Yeah, same thing. 

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i think she is just gunning for a spot in Biden's administration.

what about the bitch in Austin who identifies as a dog and fuckers pay her 20k a month to do it.  I pray for aliens every day

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4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Because it is a rare mental condition? In a way, the mind is the final unexplored frontier for medical research and with a population of just over 8 billion worldwide, maybe scientists can figure out how to help aggregate groups of humans who fall into the range of behaviors that struggle with the disconcordance of brain and body.

I get the comments and it's Surly, but the brain is a fascinating piece of work.

i looked into this medical condition some more after coming across this lady, and yeah- it's pretty messed up for the people out there who really have it to a serious degree. i saw a lady who actually poured drain cleaner in her eyes to blind herself. you could tell that she was actually a sick person whose brain chemistry was out to get her. sucks for her and people like her that the lady in the OP, who comes across as a total joke, is one of the more spotlighted individuals with this disease. 

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25 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

what about the bitch in Austin who identifies as a dog and fuckers pay her 20k a month to do it.  I pray for aliens every day

there was also that lady in philly who thought she was a cat.

 

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5 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

i looked into this medical co sitios some more after coming across this lady, and yeah- it's pretty messed up for the people out there who really have it to a serious degree. i saw a lady who actually poured drain cleaner in her eyes to blind herself. you could tell that she was actually a sick person whose brain chemistry was out to get her. sucks for her and people like her that the lady in the OP, who comes across as a total joke, is one of the more spotlighted individuals with this disease. 

I certainly understand why folks are quick with the witty responses, but I also see some of the pathos behind the human beings. I mean, around the 14th century just after the bubonic plague there were only around 350-375 million people on the planet. None of the exposure or technology or advancements to show what brain chemistry gone awry can be like. Well, maybe other than certain royal families that had issues or STD related mental deterioration that have been highlighted to a great extent because of their power or infamy.

I didn't watch the entire video but the woman above is Cambridge educated and that isn't an easily gotten spot. To know that there is something off, that the brain is telling you one thing and repeatedly doing so while another part of the brain also knows that isn't what is observed is a special kind of torture. Society will say, "just stop it," but it is not as simple as it sounds any more than someone with tinnitus can just "ignore" the ringing in their ears. Hence, my comments about the parts of the brain that we've yet to plumb. It all acts in sync and yet we are not all playing the same tune.

4 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

This thread title reads like one of my dad’s email forwards

That's just dumb.

Your dad's email forward would have read:

Not The Babylon Bee: "Trans-abled" woman who can walk chooses to live life in a wheelchair

28 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I certainly understand why folks are quick with the witty responses, but I also see some of the pathos behind the human beings. I mean, around the 14th century just after the bubonic plague there were only around 350-375 million people on the planet.

So you are saying, too much inbreeding - agreed.

This is our best model, the Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls-Royce of wheelchairs. This is like... you're almost glad to be handicapped!

7 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

what about the bitch in Austin who identifies as a dog and fuckers pay her 20k a month to do it.  I pray for aliens every day

Aliens refuse to get within 9 parsecs of Earth.

8 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

what about the bitch in Austin who identifies as a dog and fuckers pay her 20k a month to do it.  I pray for aliens every day

20k a month?  Sign me up.

23 hours ago, 'stache said:

To shit on trans people by analogy.

nobody is shitting on them.  it’s mental illness. 

On 12/9/2022 at 4:16 PM, 66BUFF said:

This is our best model, the Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls-Royce of wheelchairs. This is like... you're almost glad to be handicapped!

Do you have anything a little more...less expensive?

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10 hours ago, troph said:

And no one’s busting straight mens balls for seeking out a dominatrix to put a ... giant asshole ripping dildo up their ass.  

 

NowThis I disagree with

So I've been thinking about this whole get paid to act like a dog.    I'm assuming it's a cash business.   No W2s or 1099s.   Straight cash, homey.  

 

I mean for 20K a month, it sounds worth.  

47 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

So I've been thinking about this whole get paid to act like a dog.    I'm assuming it's a cash business.   No W2s or 1099s.   Straight cash, homey.  

 

I mean for 20K a month, it sounds worth.  

maybe until you get to the whole licking buttholes thing.

26 minutes ago, po elvis said:

maybe until you get to the whole licking buttholes thing.

For 20k a month it only depends on whose butthole.   Amirite?

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

For 20k a month it only depends on whose butthole.   Amirite?

wait, wait. I know you are down on your luck, but come on, butthole licking? Maybe start with pussy licking and work your way down.

10 hours ago, Macanudo said:

So I've been thinking about this whole get paid to act like a dog.    I'm assuming it's a cash business.   No W2s or 1099s.   Straight cash, homey.  

 

I mean for 20K a month, it sounds worth.  

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-quits-job-earn-six-22358415.amp

Make me beg for a treat those pupperinos are delicious.  

15 hours ago, Macanudo said:

So I've been thinking about this whole get paid to act like a dog.    I'm assuming it's a cash business.   No W2s or 1099s.   Straight cash, homey.  

 

I mean for 20K a month, it sounds worth.  

My BIL would be a natural since he already acts like a little bitch.

And some people voluntarily apply to Texas A&M. 

I give this article one Rocko yawn

On 12/10/2022 at 8:34 AM, futureman said:

nobody is shitting on them.  it’s mental illness. 

This is somewhat ironic, as I do, in fact, shit on your mentally ill self.

6 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Y'all never heard of puppy play?

How does it go? Maybe hum a few bars.

15 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Y'all never heard of puppy play?

Go on…

35 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Go on…

The answer is a Google away. I don't want to be the one to spoil it

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