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If love had kicked fg earlier they only would need a fg to win. Idiots.

Just now, Augustus said:

But he does have to control it if you're using the butt to establish the catch.

I'd say he had control , a ball can be moving but still controlled, then the crash and he still had it for a while.  I don't like the call at all. 

So sometimes you can decleat a receiver, sometimes you can’t. Got it. Crystal clear. 

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Zeke avoided the Salvation bucket due to being fined.   The TEs were fined also the week after. 

BUT WHY IS THE NFL FINING THAT????

 

It’s fucking stupid to fine the players.  

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That was a hell of a drive to come back and hopefully win.

It’s embarrassing they had to get to that point. But can’t discredit a 98 yard drive to take the lead.

They finally fucking learned. If you're going to run it in goal line spread them out so they can't load everyone in the box

Jerry's Kids will drop in the polls after this lackluster effort.

Just now, Horn80 said:

It’s fucking stupid to fine the players.  

yes, the players are allowed to do all types of dancing, running to the cameras , interacting with fans in the stands -- but can't get into a bucket??/

Just now, Drew said:

That was a hell of a drive to come back and hopefully win.

It’s embarrassing they had to get to that point. But can’t discredit a 98 yard drive to take the lead.

At this point just win the game. Have to make the Christmas Eve game mean something 

2 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

If love had kicked fg earlier they only would need a fg to win. Idiots.

They won’t dare criticize him. 

Hey, we get bonus coverage of the Cowboys v. Texans now that the NYG/Eagles game has ended.

All these shitty refs have dramatically varying definitions of stopped forward progress. That clock should have kept rolling.

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

yes, the players are allowed to do all types of dancing, running to the cameras , interacting with fans in the stands -- but can't get into a bucket??/

Even the NFL cannot escape OSHA...

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

yes, the players are allowed to do all types of dancing, running to the cameras , interacting with fans in the stands -- but can't get into a bucket??/

And it probably helps Salvation Army raise donations 

All these coaches going for it instead of taking points is a pandemic.

One more play for the Landry shift.

yes, the players are allowed to do all types of dancing, running to the cameras , interacting with fans in the stands -- but can't get into a bucket??/

Not allowed to use props. Sharpies,bags of popcorn, Salvation Army buckets.

What was the spread?

Just now, Surly Bevo said:


Not allowed to use props. Sharpies,bags of popcorn, Salvation Army buckets.

Dumb rule that's totally typical of the No Fun League.

Poor Texans fans.

Thought they'd have at least one thing to enjoy this year.

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck man 

Perfect summation.

Shit.  Thought this be enjoyable game to watch with Cowboys lead so big that could even stop watching in 3rd quarter to go do some things.  FML

That Cowboys game against the Lions was the start of their offense clicking. They've been money more than not since then. 

Just kneel on the ball, Vikes!  WTG risking injury down 11 with less than 10 secs to play. 

13 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Not running on second down there was about as dumb as it gets. 

Strategically, it absolutely was..... Scoring clouds the mistake but it was.  Get closer plus get them it under 30 seconds.

29 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

What a shitshow by Dallas...

What an even worse shitshow by Texans 😋

12 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

If love had kicked fg earlier they only would need a fg to win. Idiots.

They could have run another 30 seconds off the clock as well instead of calling the TO.

It's funny that this will count as a last 2 minute drive for a TD for Dak's resume when he was garbage most of the day against a 1-10 team and it should never have been that close. Why you can't just go off stats.

This game outcome didn’t change the course of either team’s season. One is the worst in the league and the other is a wildcard team that might be able to win one playoff game. 
 

all it really changed is Houston fans’ happiness for beating Dallas. So that’s nice. But even that was probably the expectation so probably a quarter and a half of thinking they could win. 

Texans fucked up not challenging the 3rd down spot. TV only showed a still shot from the middle of the end zone. If nothing else give them a little more time to think about 4th down call. The reward vs the risk was too high to not try it. But it's the texans...

Josh Ball was so terrible they switched Peters out to RT and moved Smith back to LT.

Joseph and Ball need to be gone after the season.  They're completely worthless. 

Poor Texans fans.
Thought they'd have at least one thing to enjoy this year.

World Series says hello.

But there’s a very small handful of Texans fans who give a shit.
3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Josh Ball was so terrible they switched Peters out to RT and moved Smith back to LT.

Joseph and Ball need to be gone after the season.  They're completely worthless. 

Ball is terrible..... He was a developmental guy and only his 2nd year so maybe he gets better but have a feeling he'll be drafted over.  He allowed the sack/fumble and Dak's arm getting hit on the 2nd half INT.  Literally almost lost the game for Dallas exclusively.

 

 

41 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Game over 

Good call.

 

39 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Wow. Fuck this team today. 

Most embarrassing loss since Romo's team shit the bed the last game of the season against the Eagles with the playoffs on the line then said his life is still great. 

You were saying?

19 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Poor Texans fans.

Thought they'd have at least one thing to enjoy this year.

We’re trying to get the #1 pick in the draft, winning is bad for us when you’re 1-10… 

Dumb.

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Good call.

 

You were saying?

You seriously peacocking after that game? A historically bad team gift wrapped a home game for the cowboys and you're feeling it? Lol 1 and done coming in the postseason 

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