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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

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Based on the few facts known, it doesn’t look great right now, obviously, but it’s baffling to me that there are so many firm conclusions and mandates being posted in this thread. How can you people get so opinionated so fast with almost no information?

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7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Is that legal for that Pamela person to post that if she is a nurse/doctor? 

especially without a paystub?

8 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

So lets assume he did come to his daughters defense and the dude wouldnt leave….. does this become a nothingburger?

If that's actually what happened, yes, it's a nothingburger.

But only if he was breaking up an assault.

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7 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I think if that was the case, Randi would have made some kind of statement in support of him by now. The most likely scenario is that she was the victim. Also, the boyfriend would have been arrested as well.

Nah, Beard was probably just protecting his daughter at 2 am and not drunk.  In fact I bet he had just finished a midnight mass worship service.

Will there be any pictures of curtains?

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Based on the few facts known, it doesn’t look great right now, obviously, but it’s baffling to me that there are so many firm conclusions and mandates being posted in this thread. How can you people get so opinionated so fast with almost no information?

What else are we supposed to do? Just wait patiently? 

4 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Not sure where this narrative came from. Is there any reliable source reporting this? 

wishcasting

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Based on the few facts known, it doesn’t look great right now, obviously, but it’s baffling to me that there are so many firm conclusions and mandates being posted in this thread. How can you people get so opinionated so fast with almost no information?

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Just now, Dbeasy said:

Based on the few facts known, it doesn’t look great right now, obviously, but it’s baffling to me that there are so many firm conclusions and mandates being posted in this thread. How can you people get so opinionated so fast with almost no information?

Do you honestly not know where you are?

14 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

In what world would anyone be innocuously choking their daughters teenage boyfriend at 2 am?

JFC people. Accept reality. It’s only a game. 

Well if you subscribe to the "many worlds" theory, there are any number of possibilities.

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Based on the few facts known, it doesn’t look great right now, obviously, but it’s baffling to me that there are so many firm conclusions and mandates being posted in this thread. How can you people get so opinionated so fast with almost no information?

Hot takes are like assholes, everyone's got one

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

How can you people get so opinionated so fast with almost no information?

Practice, hard work, and determination.

Surely he is arraigned today and out on bond. Given we have a game tonight, there has to be a statement made by either him or the University well before that. It's not like he can just show up and coach today as if nothing happened.

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Based on the few facts known, it doesn’t look great right now, obviously, but it’s baffling to me that there are so many firm conclusions and mandates being posted in this thread. How can you people get so opinionated so fast with almost no information?

you new here?

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Based on the few facts known, it doesn’t look great right now, obviously, but it’s baffling to me that there are so many firm conclusions and mandates being posted in this thread. How can you people get so opinionated so fast with almost no information?

Practice?

4 minutes ago, Atticus said:

You give nurses too much credit. There are a good number of them that do brain dead shit like that.

It could be true, but she’ll still lose her job and maybe her career. 

It's not true. This was posted a minute prior to that one. Just twitter trolls.

 

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Based on the few facts known, it doesn’t look great right now, obviously, but it’s baffling to me that there are so many firm conclusions and mandates being posted in this thread. How can you people get so opinionated so fast with almost no information?

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19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think this is a Kriss Kristofferson song. 

Tom T. Hall. 

Beard might turn down hot bologna, eggs and gravy today, but he won't tomorrow. 

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Based on the few facts known, it doesn’t look great right now, obviously, but it’s baffling to me that there are so many firm conclusions and mandates being posted in this thread. How can you people get so opinionated so fast with almost no information?

Practice?

 

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

No its a PR disaster, but probably not the end of his tenure if the facts actually support him "papa bear"ing 

99% chance he's gone though. 

Agree. Although if it were the case, it may still depend on why he choked the bf. Like, if it was a defense situation, he'd be fine. If the bf just snuck in to make out, choking him out is still beyond fucked up.

Also may depend on what exactly the choking entailed. Doubt he really tried to kill the kid since it took 2 hours for the cops to arrive, but it could be anything from a quick grab (unlikely) to real serious shit.

Bottom line - we don't know shit, have to wait for info, but he's probably gone

1 minute ago, mwaadeeb said:

Well if you subscribe to the "many worlds" theory, there are any number of possibilities.

Exactly. Are we sure this wasn't in a parallel universe and just a big misunderstanding? 

20 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

No idea how credible this person is. 

E: This has to be fake, right? Wouldn't this be a HIPAA violation?

Um ... 

 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

What else are we supposed to do? Just wait patiently? 

Wait impatiently, of course, and talk about the McRib. 

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lol this thread is really going full texags in running with the defense against daughter’s teenage boyfriend thing

9 minutes ago, Jebus said:

Not without the patients consent and the express written consent of Major League Baseball.

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3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Welp.... When does Baseball season start?       Softball promises to be good too.  RIght?

 

 

Volleyball is playing in the Final Four on Thursday 6pm, ESPN. It's a fun sport. Check it out.

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We're a basketball school again?

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As a Longhorn alum and fan, I have always held Longhorns to a higher standard.  If a coach is convicted of a felony, that coach should no longer be our coach.  I also believe strongly that the evidence needs to be reviewed before making such a decision.    As a Criminal Defense attorney who has handled 100s of family violence cases, I can say that this offense is the most wrongfully arrested crime I see.  Once the 911 call is made, someone is getting arrested.  Normally everyone involved is drunk and angry including the complaining witness.   The first thing some officers say is "If he choked you, we can arrest him a felony."  Some people can get mad and drunk enough to think a good way to end an argument is to get the other party arrested.  There is often no physical evidence or neutral witnesses on impeding cases.  Most are he said she said cases.  It also goes both ways as I have also handled cases where there is no doubt what happened, and the person charged is a piece of shit.   I do not know the facts in this case and would hesitate to rush to judgment.  

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

lol this thread is really going full texags in running with the defense against daughter’s teenage boyfriend thing

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4 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

He wouldn't have been charged with a fucking felony if someone was trespassing at his house and he used physical force against them

Use your brains, people

Would be more likely if it was one of the players and not a middle aged white man but cops do shit that makes no sense sometimes. Especially when in home domestic calls are about the most dangerous calls cops get. They're on edge for those 

yeah....the 'we can't have nice things,' as discussed is terribly cliche and overused and I also immediately thought the exact same thing, out loud when I heard this news.   I am in the camp of 'let's see what exactly happened here' too....not cuz of my love for UT but because this is a bell that will never be unrung and it's so fucking serious that accuracy is hugely important.   Yes, I would say that if it were the aggy coach.     

That in NO WAY puts me in any camp that endorses this type of behavior.....I just want to see if  'this type of behavior' is what happened here.

 

I watched a friend of mine get in the way of a police horse on sixth street, completely on accident while two other people we didn't know were outside of Maggie Mae's fighting.

All of the sudden all bicycle cops on the scene were beating the ever loving shit out of my friend and he was pulled into the patty wagon, charged with 'felony assault'

Not saying that happened here, but we don't know, so we don't know.

 

Legit felony assault, no way he hangs around as any sort of State Employee, let alone one of this level of visibility.    

 

Fuck - he would discipline the fuck out of any basketball player who was somehow wrongfully arrested for something like this for allowing himself to be anywhere near such a thing.

 

This is fucking horrible for everyone, first and foremost and particularly any victim of felony assault. 

 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

YIKES. what a change.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

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You mother fucker. 

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Alright I don't even give a shit about what happens to Beard or what UT decides to do but as a father of daughters I probable should get some legal clarity on this from you legal types:

1.  If I wake up in the middle of the night and some  guy is in my house, and in my daughter's bedroom, without my permission or knowledge, would it be legally better for me to just shoot him versus getting in a physical altercation? 

2.  If I catch a intruder in my house in the middle of the night, am I in legal jeopardy if I physically assault him?  As a follow-up, if my minor daughter (who does not own my house) declares some guy her "boyfriend", does this give him some legal protection to now break in to my house?  

3.  If my minor daughter can give someone permission to break into my home without my permission, can she also give her permission for her "boyfriend" to take my car?   Furthermore, if he does take my car, can I shoot him now?

 

In summary, Any advice on when I can shoot my daughter's boyfriend would be appreciated.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

lol this thread is really going full texags in running with the defense against daughter’s teenage boyfriend thing

I don't think it really took off until someone posted that Nahlin seemed to be insinuating that angle. 

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

What else are we supposed to do? Just wait patiently? 

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LOL, if you have a Minton representing you, you're guilty.  A gal I used to date was hired there out of UT Law, and we used to hang out in the "red room" for drinks and war stories.  Roy and clan were relentless.

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

And the complainant will say as such when able to talk. 

9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Based on the few facts known, it doesn’t look great right now, obviously, but it’s baffling to me that there are so many firm conclusions and mandates being posted in this thread. How can you people get so opinionated so fast with almost no information?

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The complainant realized she wouldn’t be living in the same house if he was fired.  

5 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

lol this thread is really going full texags in running with the defense against daughter’s teenage boyfriend thing

Wishcasting is a powerful drug man

8 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Do you honestly not know where you are?

Are you proposing a new angle? Nobody has even considered the angry sleepwalking theory yet. 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

Ah. It was an accident he was arrested, then. I guess the phone call to the police was an accident as well. Nothing to see here, folks. 

I understand the impulse to wait until all the facts are in. I also understand that sometimes what comes out aren't exactly the facts. Especially with a $5.2m salary at stake. 

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1 hour ago, CockadoodleHorn said:

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Oh no, we suck again. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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Sucks for those daughters. This is going to be a tough day of many to come. 

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