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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

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Hey, why don't y'all kick me in the nuts a few more times?  What a buzzkill, and it's only Wednesday.

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Y'all should all go have an egg mcmuffin to celebrate.

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It's a shame, this dude was our ticket to a title. I think Terry will do well but with Rodney our defense won't improve throughout the season enough to get it done consistently all the way through the championship game. I didn't like the talk about Terry giving them more green lights to shoot what they want during the first game broadcast. Unless he can put together just a dynamic roster that out talents everyone it'll be tough for us to make the run through the gauntlet without a bad offensive night doing us in. 

Beard may be a jackass and definitely has a taste for crazy women but the dude knows how to get teams to defend like crazy. Fucktard from Virginia proved you can have the ugliest shit offense in CBB but if you defend at an elite level you can plod your way to a title. 

3 hours ago, slorch said:

Y'all should all go have an egg mcmuffin to celebrate.

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Paying with cash? Is that leftover strip club money? 

26 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Paying with cash? Is that leftover strip club money? 

IDK.  It's the receipt from CDC and Chokeboy hitting the McD's in Plainview before their interlude at Comfort Suites.

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2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Beard may be a jackass and definitely has a taste for crazy women 

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5 hours ago, HookEm said:

Agree 100%. It was possibly my all-time low as a sports fan... and on my birthday no less.  Right up there with Chris Simms turning the ball over 100 times in the 2001 Big 12 Championship.  And ACU beating us in the tourney.  And Michael Crabtree's catch.  But I think it trumps them all because we were so set up for long-term success. 

The Oilers-Bills collapse-comeback still occupies the top spot for me but I like your list.

9 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

The Oilers-Bills collapse-comeback still occupies the top spot for me but I like your list.

I mean if we’re going there, Shock the Nation Cotton Bowl and 84 Cotton Bowl also in the discussion. 

6 hours ago, slorch said:

Y'all should all go have an egg mcmuffin to celebrate.

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Coffee is the same, but Egg McMuffin now $3.99

4 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

The Oilers-Bills collapse-comeback still occupies the top spot for me but I like your list.

Crabtree for me.

Huge Oilers fan but the Chiefs loss the next year was tougher to take…

Yes.  That's the game where you root for the meteor.

Holy shit this was my answer, verbatim
5 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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lol 

do we know if she made the trip to Oxford with him?

3 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

lol 

do we know if she made the trip to Oxford with him?

I think she's in Dallas somewhere dry humping the part of the pile of settlement cash she hasn't drank away yet.

31 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

lol 

do we know if she made the trip to Oxford with him?

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6 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

I mean if we’re going there, Shock the Nation Cotton Bowl and 84 Cotton Bowl also in the discussion. 

Rout 66 was a pretty bad day for me.

Sports and Hollywood are stupid that in both, if someone commits a certain level of non-jailable crime, or says or does something not acceptable under current PC standards, there is an expectation that they must be fired (in addition to any criminal or civil punishment they face). In most cases though, the person can jump right back in after feigning a remorseful apology and have success with a new team/employer. Really, the entity that suffers most is the former employer that was forced to fire the dirt bag talent when society/media has little issue with them immediately resuming their employment elsewhere. 

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They're 90th in KenPom.

They're below a(nother) shitty SMU team. 

Memphis is the only team Ole Miss has played so far who will even sniff the tournament. 1 point win against Detroit Mercy, 3 point win against Sam Houston State, 1 point win against Temple, 2 point win against UCF, 9 point win against Mount St. Mary's, 10 point win against Alabama State.

Their luck rating on KenPom is 28th.

6 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Memphis is the only team Ole Miss has played so far who will even sniff the tournament. 1 point win against Detroit Mercy, 3 point win against Sam Houston State, 1 point win against Temple, 2 point win against UCF, 9 point win against Mount St. Mary's, 10 point win against Alabama State.

Their luck rating on KenPom is 28th.

SEC play might wipe them out. Beard is playing a typical shitty Beard schedule to run up wins.

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One win over a questionably good (though ranked) Memphis team and several very close calls against very bad teams.

1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

One win over a questionably good (though ranked) Memphis team and several very close calls against very bad teams.

because of their shitty conference that memphis win is going to look pretty good at the end of the year, but yeah, that’s likely going to be one of their best 3-4 wins in the season, and memphis really ain’t all that great. still, he’s off to a good start. i’ll set the o/u at 18 months before he’s at uk or louisville or some other similarly unscrupulous, basketball worshipping school.

 

 

 

….where he’ll probably go to a gaggle of final fours with a title or two sprinkled in. 😡 😡😡

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our last two teams (and TTU’s teams under beard to be fair) made chris beard’s defense look a lot easier to run than it is. but god damn, once he gets the right guys, it’s a game changer. we’ll see if he can get those guys to come to oxford to play for him.

Up 44-40 at home against Florida. Spread was +2.5 for the game. Offense plays faster than his first at Texas.

up 65-50 with 13:58 to go. they actually have looked really good while i’ve been watching.

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they’re blocking shots, getting steals, break away dunks, alley oops, and draining threes. this is probably them at their best, but damn they’ve been impressive.

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ole miss shot 40% from deep tonight, and as you can see above that’s right in par for them, as they’re 6th in the nation shooting 40.2% from three. 

23 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

The huge pos can coach, no doubt about that.

He’s a bad son of a bitch for sure. What could’ve been, sigh. 

Chris Beard rental application:

Address: slxpress's head

Rent per month: free. Absolutely free. 

Lease terms: until death

Oh shit Ole Miss is losing to an inferior opponent and will get knocked out of the top 25 as a result

Fire Chris Beard?

Getting his ass kicked by Awwwbrrrnnn tonight...  77-47   

Just over 5mins left

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Getting his ass kicked by Awwwbrrrnnn tonight...  77-47   

Just over 5mins left

maybe we could hire Pearl

I saw where bracketology had them as a 9 seed earlier and I was wondering how they came up with that when you look at the resume.

32 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

You're heading to the SEC it's fine

If we write a letter will you guys write back?  Hopefully you’ll have the requisite postage.  

7 hours ago, closetohumping said:

If we write a letter will you guys write back?  Hopefully you’ll have the requisite postage.  

It's the envelopes that get ya...

9 hours ago, closetohumping said:

If we write a letter will you guys write back?  Hopefully you’ll have the requisite postage.  

Ofc friend

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