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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

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3 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

Once they are called for a domestic issue, doesn't someone have to be arrested or am I making that up?

For that charge, Foosters is right that there was some kind of evidence to corroborate that the victim had been choked.

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Just now, Gucci_Suit said:

Back in the early 2000’s I was casually banging crazy chick that decided she was going to beat the shit out of me. She had some bumps on her from me deflecting her stupid punches, but had she called the cops, I’m pretty sure they would have hauled me in. We were all alone in my apartment and I had barely a scratch on me. Not saying that is what happened here, but there are sometimes 2-sides to a story.  
 

Regardless, if you’re a 49yo millionaire you need to never be in that situation. Very poor judgement and warrants what is coming his way. 

Avatar checks out. 

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2 hours ago, CockadoodleHorn said:

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@CockadoodleHorn any updates on the IMC - Power Credit Situation?

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

Avatar checks out. 

Consensual light spanking is always in style!

2 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

your daughter's boyfriend is not family violence unless he lives with you

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking it.

1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

No idea how credible this person is. 

E: This has to be fake, right? Wouldn't this be a HIPAA violation?

This is fake or the or has been deleted. This person will get fired quicker than Beard (he won't).

Let's hire the guy from Gonzaga, he seems like a good dude. 

One thing I've learned from this thread, is that the way the "impeding breath or circulation thing is worded, next time I dutch oven my wife and forcibly hold the covers over her face, I could feasibly get charged with a 3rd degree felony and possibly assault with a deadly weapon.  

Just now, BearSchlong said:

IBM power or actual power power?

Desert power. 

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You’re making that up.

Halfass internet research shows that some states do have mandatory arrests for family violence calls.  Texas does not.

Just now, Dewey said:

Let's hire the guy from Gonzaga, he seems like a good dude. 

Yeah, his arrest was only getting ripped and driving. That's an improvement.

26 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

He's a great coach and seems like a decent guy too

Nothing says "Top Tier Human" like choking your old lady.

What if it's his "fiancé's boyfriend" he was choking.  That'd be a whole new angle.  He's still fucked, but I'd get it. 

What happens in the polycule should stay in the polycule
Just now, Roofle said:

Yeah, his arrest was only getting ripped and driving. That's an improvement.

That’s still better than molesting alter boys.

4 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

In no way whatsoever does that support your statement that he was choking her when they got there.  "Incident" is a general term here and "in progress" referes to when the call was made.

I thought the "immediate threat to life and/or public safety" along with his charges of impeding breathing meant he was actively choking her.

Look, you may be new here, but if it isn't immediately clear to you, I almost never have any idea what I'm talking about. 

11 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

So she's single? 

C'mon man. She's been through a traumatic experience. Give her a little room to breathe.

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I like to imagine TCSO dropping the tidbit about there being a game tonight. 

6 minutes ago, ABSR said:

So Beard's Fiance is his beard already dating a Beard?  This tangled plot twist needs a trim to be more manageable. 

Einhorn? 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Lowell and Co. tiptoeing around Beard speculation during tonight’s LHN broadcast will be must see TV

26 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Breakfast of champions 

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Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Lowell and Co. tiptoeing around Beard speculation during tonight’s LHN broadcast will be must see TV

I have faith that Lowell will make it as awkward as possible.

Man this really should be the “fuck it I’m done forever” with Texas men’s athletics (except baseball) but I’m sure I’ll keep paying attention. 

2 minutes ago, sidis said:

as an assholish aside, i can't believe he didn't upgrade a bit better after divorcing his wife for this chick and then hitting the jackpot in austin.  you just ruined your life for that?

i thought beards divorced a long time ago--maybe while he was at angelo state?

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

If the victim is the fiancée and it’s true that these two have a rumored messy relationship which includes (back to Lubbock days) DV…we have to cut bait. Whether she files or not is irrelevant. What if these two get in another alleged DV instance and someone is hospitalized or killed and he’s still coaching here? Do not want that. 
 

I say this (all things considered) based on if all the above is true. I do not want that. They need to break up and get therapy and move the hell away from each other. The end game here isn’t some beautiful long lasting relationship Hallmark movie. 

Yeah. He has to be fired, or at least suspended, immediately. Today.

6 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

Halfass internet research shows that some states do have mandatory arrests for family violence calls.  Texas does not.

while not mandated by Art 14 Texas Code of Crim. Proc., a very common department policy 

What law enforcement folks and criminal defense lawyers have told me about these types of situations:

You’d be amazed at how often these situations occur.

You’d be amazed at how often the accused is guilty as hell.

You’d be amazed at how often the accuser just makes shit up. 

The police just have to do the best they can at the scene and someone is going to get arrested. 

The legal process just sorts it out from there. Often it takes time to sort out what really happened, and sometimes you never do. 

In summary - surly doesn’t know squat, yet. 

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

If the victim is the fiancée and it’s true that these two have a rumored messy relationship which includes (back to Lubbock days) DV…we have to cut bait. Whether she files or not is irrelevant. What if these two get in another alleged DV instance and someone is hospitalized or killed and he’s still coaching here? Do not want that. 
 

I say this (all things considered) based on if all the above is true. I do not want that. They need to break up and get therapy and move the hell away from each other. The end game here isn’t some beautiful long lasting relationship Hallmark movie. 

Yeah. He has to be fired, or at least suspended, immediately. Today.

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Jesus, I'm fucked.  I have grades due at noon today, and I spent the first two hours of the morning reading this thread instead of working on that.  I'm going to be spend the entire week filling out 219 Change-of-Grade forms now.

Fuck you, Beard!

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Lowell and Co. tiptoeing around Beard speculation during tonight’s LHN broadcast will be must see TV

I bet they'll barely mention it at all.  Something about an interim coach for the night and we don't want to speculate, blah, blah, besides the important thing here is how great Rice is playing, I mean oh my god, these smart kids can hoop, ya know?

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Jesus, I'm fucked.  I have grades due at noon today, and I spent the first two hours of the morning reading this thread instead of working on that.  I'm going to be spend the entire week filling out 219 Change-of-Grade forms now.

Fuck you, Beard!

ERRBODY GETS A D.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Jesus, I'm fucked.  I have grades due at noon today, and I spent the first two hours of the morning reading this thread instead of working on that.  I'm going to be spend the entire week filling out 219 Change-of-Grade forms now.

Fuck you, Beard!

Just give all of them As and you won't get any complaints. 

37 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

I'm personally surprised that we haven't circled back to a "kink" theory...

It's early.

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

You’re common law married if you live with a girl for over 6 months.  

Not just wrong, but very, very wrong. Hope you didn't stay in a Holiday Inn Express lat night. 

8 minutes ago, Sandman said:

Nothing says "Top Tier Human" like choking your old lady.

You have no idea who he was choking.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I bet they'll barely mention it at all.  Something about an interim coach for the night and we don't want to speculate, blah, blah, besides the important thing here is how great Rice is playing, I mean oh my god, these smart kids can hoop, ya know?

When you're tryin to choke someone down low you gotta make sure you got enough lenf and strenf.

19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

If the victim is the fiancée and it’s true that these two have a rumored messy relationship which includes (back to Lubbock days) DV…we have to cut bait. Whether she files or not is irrelevant. What if these two get in another alleged DV instance and someone is hospitalized or killed and he’s still coaching here? Do not want that. 
 

I say this (all things considered) based on if all the above is true. I do not want that. They need to break up and get therapy and move the hell away from each other. The end game here isn’t some beautiful long lasting relationship Hallmark movie. 

Yeah. He has to be fired, or at least suspended, immediately. Today.

45 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Sounds like victim is Beard’s fiancée. Allegedly wants charges dropped if Beards attorney is to be believed. Although sometimes the dropping of charges isn’t up to the victim.

Not anymore.  Used to be routine charges would be dropped by girlfriends/ spouses/ even Ex's.  I worked as an intern at a large county DA's office one summer in the  early 1990s in the intake section where the victims of domestic abuse would come to drop charge after it had been submitted by the Police to the DA's office.  Unless it was an attempted murder situation,   they often got dropped.    How some of the abuse cases were not listed as attempted murder still puzzles me to this day.   And the number of repeat requests by the same victims was sad too.  

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jesus, I'm fucked.  I have grades due at noon today, and I spent the first two hours of the morning reading this thread instead of working on that.  I'm going to be spend the entire week filling out 219 Change-of-Grade forms now.

Fuck you, Beard!

Well in your defense, one must have priorities 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Yeah. He has to be fired, or at least suspended, immediately. Today.

He has to never ever ever see this woman again.

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Lowell and Co. tiptoeing around Beard speculation during tonight’s LHN broadcast will be must see TV

"And Lance, I think this is a teachable moment for all the youngsters watching at home!  Don't choke your bitches, kids!"

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3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jesus, I'm fucked.  I have grades due at noon today, and I spent the first two hours of the morning reading this thread instead of working on that.  I'm going to be spend the entire week filling out 219 Change-of-Grade forms now.

Fuck you, Beard!

Another dean and I were supposed to go get coffee this morning. I cancelled that specifically so I can follow this news.

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah. He has to be fired, or at least suspended, immediately. Today.

No he doesn't. No one knows what happened, not even the cops. So fuck off with your magnaminous self.

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jesus, I'm fucked.  I have grades due at noon today, and I spent the first two hours of the morning reading this thread instead of working on that.  I'm going to be spend the entire week filling out 219 Change-of-Grade forms now.

Fuck you, Beard!

LOL my grades were also due at noon today. Glad I finished them on Friday!

2 minutes ago, hornian said:

Not just wrong, but very, very wrong. Hope you didn't stay in a Holiday Inn Express lat night. 

Wait, is it?  I've heard the "6 months cohabitation = common law married in Texas" thing for years.  Not so?

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Jesus, I'm fucked.  I have grades due at noon today, and I spent the first two hours of the morning reading this thread instead of working on that.  I'm going to be spend the entire week filling out 219 Change-of-Grade forms now.

Fuck you, Beard!

Aren’t you at San Marcos?  Do any of those kids care what grades they get?

Just now, Pancho said:

Another dean and I were supposed to go get coffee this morning. I cancelled that specifically so I can follow this news.

Super. Blaming someone else for your incompetence is always the right choice.

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