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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

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16 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Sure can coach though.

Yep, but won't be doing it at Texas.  

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”Chris Beard is 20-45 in Q1 games since the start of the 2019-20 season, including 9-32 in Q1A games.”

so that includes his first year at Tech, first year at Texas, and first year at Ole Miss. just a shocker that those teams weren’t immediately crushing the best teams in cbb.

What's worse - being a huge piece of shit and alleged woman abuser, or a fat fucking retard?

6 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

What's worse - being a huge piece of shit and alleged woman abuser, or a fat fucking retard?

Two sides of the same coin.

10 hours ago, Underdog said:

Nice guys finish last. 

Which is why pitino usually finishes within 15 seconds, according to court testimony. 

8 hours ago, Derka said:

so that includes his first year at Tech, first year at Texas, and first year at Ole Miss. just a shocker that those teams weren’t immediately crushing the best teams in cbb.

He shouldn't be in his first year at Ole Miss.

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He shouldn't be in his first year at Ole Miss.

He isn't.

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

He's not?

True. Second year. 

Point being his record in those games doesn't deserve any asterisks.

Just now, ztejas said:

True. Second year. 

Point being his record in those games doesn't deserve any asterisks.

There’s a level of excuse making among Beard supporters that is pretty surreal.   Guy walks on water

8 hours ago, Derka said:

so that includes his first year at Tech, first year at Texas, and first year at Ole Miss. just a shocker that those teams weren’t immediately crushing the best teams in cbb.

So maybe he’d be sort of close to .500 if you throw those years out?

I mean he’d definitely still be under .500, but probably a bit better than .307!

13 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

There’s a level of excuse making among Beard supporters that is pretty surreal.   Guy walks on water

Saint Chris Beard! 😇 

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

True. Second year. 

Point being his record in those games doesn't deserve any asterisks.

teams in year 1 of a total rebuild don’t tend to win a ton of Q1 games. more breaking news at 11.

1 minute ago, Derka said:

teams in year 1 of a total rebuild don’t tend to win a ton of Q1 games. more breaking news at 11.

I think you're missing the point.

Coaches that don't hugely fuck up their personal life don't subject themselves to total rebuilds after being at a job for less than 2 seasons. 

lol, the guy who is constantly announcing that he’s putting me on ignore and doing everything he can to avoid trouble with me is back to replying to me and negging me. shocker.

1 minute ago, Derka said:

lol, the guy who is constantly announcing that he’s putting me on ignore and doing everything he can to avoid trouble with me is back to replying to me and negging me. shocker.

Bro. Just let it go. He just likes fucking with you and knows that he can always get a rise out of you. 

Debate the topic at hand with someone like me that will not always agree with you but will always do so in good faith. 

Just now, ztejas said:

I think you're missing the point.

Coaches that don't hugely fuck up their personal life don't subject themselves to total rebuilds after being at a job for less than 2 seasons. 

only the ole miss job came after a fuck up, his first years at tech and texas were upward moves. beard went from angelo state to UALR to TTU to UT in quick succession because he was skyrocketing up the professional ladder. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Bro. Just let it go. He just likes fucking with you and knows that he can always get a rise out of you. 

except that he never gets a rise out if me and invariably ends up being upset himself. let him post at me all he wants, i find his “i swear to god you guys im putting him on ignore” routine only to see him immediately reengage with me and neg my posts hilarious. he’s not bothering me at all.

5 minutes ago, Derka said:

only the ole miss job came after a fuck up, his first years at tech and texas were upward moves. beard went from angelo state to UALR to TTU to UT in quick succession because he was skyrocketing up the professional ladder. 

That's fair and I think that stat is dumb because everyone and their mother knows that he can coach ball. 

My only point is that whatever coaching at Ole Miss has cost him career stat-wise he deserves and is an accurate reflection on who he is. 

We know from the end of his time here that Beard likes beating up on weaker opponents. 

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Bro. Just let it go. He just likes fucking with you and knows that he can always get a rise out of you. 

Debate the topic at hand with someone like me that will not always agree with you but will always do so in good faith. 

i have Derka on ignore and spent a long time refusing to even look at what he posted

He constantly responded to my posts despite me not saying one word in his direction for weeks on end. 

I’m not fucking with the dude at all. I intentionally didn’t not respond to him for weeks. Yet he kept responding to me again and again and again 

I’ve politely asked him to put me on ignore and leave me alone many times. He simply refuses to do so 

Im so fucking sick of the “poor me! Woe is me!” act when I didn’t say a word in his direction for weeks. He is actively TRYING to engage with me.

Just look up this page. Post 7505 I post a quote from Twitter. I didn’t mention Derka. It’s nothing to do with Derka 

The next post is Derka responding to me all snarky to me.

I’m not fucking with him! I didn’t say a word to him! If he simply had me on ignore, as ive politely asked him to do many times, he wouldn’t even see my post. It had nothing to do with him. 

I’ve tried to end this bullshit with him many times now. And it could be ended right now with him simply putting me on ignore. 

He doesn’t want to end it. He wants to do his “woe is me! I’m the victim!” act for attention

Edited by MotownHorn

3 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

i have Derka on ignore and spent a long time refusing to even look at what he posted

He constantly responded to my posts despite me not saying one word in his direction for weeks on end. 

I’m not fucking with the dude at all. I intentionally didn’t not respond to him for weeks. Yet he kept responding to me again and again and again 

I’ve politely asked him to put me on ignore and leave me alone many times. He simply refuses to do so 

Im so fucking sick of the “poor me! Woe is me!” act when I didn’t say a word in his direction for weeks. He is actively TRYING to engage with me.


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2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


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I fucking have! That’s the thing! All this dude has to do is hit the ignore button. It’s so simple. 

I didn’t say a fucking word about him until I saw a post saying that i “like to fuck with him.” I’ve gone out of my way not to fuck with him 

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38 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I fucking have! That’s the thing! All this dude has to do is hit the ignore button. It’s so simple. 

I didn’t say a fucking word about him until I saw a post saying that i “like to fuck with him.” I’ve gone out of my way not to fuck with him 


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gonna be a tooouuuggghhhh end of the schedule for beard and ole miss. OU game is a must-win for them. 

37 minutes ago, Derka said:

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gonna be a tooouuuggghhhh end of the schedule for beard and ole miss. OU game is a must-win for them. 

I think they’re a tourney lock but they may want to want to split the remainder to get a 5ish seed

they’re likely a tourney lock, but if they don’t beat OU at home then they likely end the season on a 6 or 7 game losing streak. not the way you want to go into the tourney.

7 hours ago, Derka said:

only the ole miss job came after a fuck up, his first years at tech and texas were upward moves. beard went from angelo state to UALR to TTU to UT in quick succession because he was skyrocketing up the professional ladder. 

Don't forget UNLV

11 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:


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I have

Derka should put me on ignore and stop responding to me instead of trying to engage with me and then whining like a little bitch if I respond

Its really simple and easy 

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23 hours ago, Derka said:

so that includes his first year at Tech, first year at Texas, and first year at Ole Miss. just a shocker that those teams weren’t immediately crushing the best teams in cbb.

 

12 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

Just look up this page. Post 7505 I post a quote from Twitter. I didn’t mention Derka. It’s nothing to do with Derka 

The next post is Derka responding to me all snarky to me.

That's not snarky at all.  If anything, Derka is being critical of the implications of the tweet, unrelated to you.

Dude doesn’t have to respond at all is the point. He just has to click one button and we will never interact with one another again

its all very stupid 

On 2/22/2025 at 9:20 AM, Derka said:

so that includes his first year at Tech, first year at Texas, and first year at Ole Miss. just a shocker that those teams weren’t immediately crushing the best teams in cbb.

FYI this is wrong, his first year at Tech was the '16-17 season.

If dude wants to engage in normal banter, fine

But dude has said before he’s going to name me in his fucking suicide note. So he clearly can’t engage in normal banter and I’m not trying to trigger him.

So just put me on ignore, don’t respond to me, and boom it’s all over. He’ll never hear from me again. 

Incredibly simple. He refuses to do it. 

Edited by MotownHorn

1 hour ago, MotownHorn said:

I have

Derka should put me on ignore and stop responding to me instead of trying to engage with me and then whining like a little bitch if I respond

Its really simple and easy 

why respond? seriously.

13 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

I fucking have! That’s the thing! All this dude has to do is hit the ignore button. It’s so simple. 

I didn’t say a fucking word about him until I saw a post saying that i “like to fuck with him.” I’ve gone out of my way not to fuck with him 

Basically,  Derka got you Derka'ing. 

Edited by Brothahorn

43 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Basically,  Derka got you Derka'ing. 

I think I enjoy Derka’s  Derka-ing more than Motown‘s Derka-ing

2 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

I have

Derka should put me on ignore and stop responding to me instead of trying to engage with me and then whining like a little bitch if I respond

Its really simple and easy 

 

1 hour ago, MotownHorn said:

Dude doesn’t have to respond at all is the point. He just has to click one button and we will never interact with one another again

its all very stupid 

 

1 hour ago, MotownHorn said:

If dude wants to engage in normal banter, fine

But dude has said before he’s going to name me in his fucking suicide note. So he clearly can’t engage in normal banter and I’m not trying to trigger him.

So just put me on ignore, don’t respond to me, and boom it’s all over. He’ll never hear from me again. 

Incredibly simple. He refuses to do it. 


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3 hours ago, dcar00 said:

why respond? seriously.

1) I clearly shouldnt

2) I was responding to ztexas (who I like) saying I try to fuck with Derka. I just simply dont do that anymore. Instead he goes out of his way trying to engage with me 

3 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Basically,  Derka got you Derka'ing. 

Yep. My bad. 

Edited by MotownHorn

  • 4 weeks later...

broadcast just said that beard’s ole miss team is the first d-1 team since 2019 to have six players averaging double digits. rebels currently up 76-51 with 5:58 left in the game.

anybody still confused as to why people call him elite? 

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4 minutes ago, Derka said:

broadcast just said that beard’s ole miss team is the first d-1 team since 2019 to have six players averaging double digits. rebels currently up 76-51 with 5:58 left in the game.

anybody still confused as to why people call him elite? 

Nope.

Is anybody still confused as to why he's no longer at the University of Texas?

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you know a lot of people ask me, “derka, don’t you ever get tired of being right about everything all of the time?” and i say, “no. i love it. my life is amazing. i can’t even imagine not always being right about everything i ever say or predict. it’s goddamn amazing. i love it.”

If you're so right all the time, why aren't you retired after making huge bank in Vegas instead of bumbling around in central Texas?

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