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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

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2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

No idea how credible this person is. 

E: This has to be fake, right? Wouldn't this be a HIPAA violation?

Yes.  So person isn't credible.

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2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Not sure if it’s different in Travis CO, but here in Dallas it’s SOP to apply for an Emergency Protective Order (EPO) in all felony family violence charges. Signed by a magistrate at the jail and in effect immediately. Just another wrinkle to consider here. 

EPO is likely but there will probably be a motion to vacate it, agreed to by complaining witness.

CSB: I often have clients who ask me NOT to get it vacated....while the complaining witness is adamant about doing so.  

8 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Your head football coach used to show up wasted at USC practices.  We all love redemption stories.

The only night I spent in jail was (redacted)

He never really hurt anybody though, did he? I'm guessing his career would be different if he had DUIs.

18 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

 Suspend him pending an investigation at the very least. And do it now.

Calm down, this will happen by the end of the day. It's SOP. CDC knows what he's doing. Gotta cross the t's first 

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12 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Perry Minton his attorney is saying "He is 100% innocent. "He should have never been arrested. The complainant wants him released immediately and all charges dismissed. It is truly inconceivable."

Texas has a no drop policy for good reason. The lawyer knows it so the statement is about public relations.

https://www.albaradolaw.com/blog/2021/06/how-the-texas-no-drop-policy-affects-domestic-violence-charges/

2 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Even if there is, it can be self defense.

I'd say the alcohol fueled MH issued redhead attacking the short fused drunk basketball coach who is tired of her shit and shoves her away by her neck and 911 calls the white knights at APD who ride to her rescue and take a statement from a drunk enraged crazy redhead odds are pretty good. 

I kind of like those odds as well.  But if she had markings on her neck that come out (and he doesn't) I don't see how he survives even if she subsequently states that's what happened and charges dropped.  Who knows - I'm guessing we'll all be able to speculate a little more freely once we see the arrest report.

1 minute ago, 4th and 5 said:

EPO is likely but there will probably be a motion to vacate it, agreed to by complaining witness.

CSB: I often have clients who ask me NOT to get it vacated....while the complaining witness is adamant about doing so.  

Ha i’m sure. 

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8 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Seems like we should fire him. Lots of people get away with shit now though so who knows.

Lets not forget Dude that choking, um... a red headed fiancée, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.

52 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

That's pretty wild. You'd think someone with that much clout (i.e., Beard and/or his attorney) could get in front of a judge faster than this. 

Has there been any statement by Belmont? Even a "we are investigating the situation" sort of thing?

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He never really hurt anybody though, did he? I'm guessing his career would be different if he had DUIs.

That might be right.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

This sounds like Warren & Felicia Moon 2.0 only in 2022 and not 1995.  In 1996 the jury acquitted Warren even though Felicia never wanted the charges filed.  I doubt February 2023 has the same outcome.

Totally had forgotten that.  Cost Moon his cookie business 

50 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I have faith that Lowell will make it as awkward as possible.

Over/under on how many times he says "choke" if we stumble at the finish line like Illini? Hopefully it's several and he gets fired for it.

20 minutes ago, horn4life said:

  Could also be that the officers were like a lot of referees, not Longhorn fans.

Motherfucking Big XII Cops.

1 minute ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Has there been any statement by Belmont? Even a "we are investigating the situation" sort of thing?

Yes. "We are aware of the situation and are gathering information."

1 minute ago, MotownHorn said:

I mean at the very least there’s a 911 call where he’s actively choking someone, right?

Seems very unlikely he keeps his job 

No. There’s a hotshot 911 call. What was happening during the call who knows. You ever been choked/choking? You’re not going to make a phone call. Did he choke/restrict breathing at some point before or even after that? We don’t know but seems possible or even likely.

He should and will be gone when enough facts are out. I agree it seems unlikely he keeps his job barring a miracle set of circumstances.

Second to last post on Twitter from CDC:

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Just now, Hermanator said:

Calm down, this will happen by the end of the day. It's SOP. CDC knows what he's doing. Gotta cross the t's first 

I just want to make sure we stay ahead of this. 

21 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Way too early to prejudge anything.  But you can keep the BBC pearl of wisdom.

Wow. Also, yuck

I dunno I’m kinda in the Terelle Pryor camp on this one. 

Has there been any statement by Belmont? Even a "we are investigating the situation" sort of thing?

Just now, Valmy77 said:

I just want to make sure we stay ahead of this. 

So, what color are the curtains…..

5 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Has there been any statement by Belmont? Even a "we are investigating the situation" sort of thing?

 

Also since Beard is currently still in jail, no one from the University can talk to him.  That slows down their response.

12 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Even if there is, it can be self defense.

I'd say the alcohol fueled MH issued redhead attacking the short fused drunk basketball coach who is tired of her shit and shoves her away by her neck and 911 calls the white knights at APD who ride to her rescue and take a statement from a drunk enraged crazy redhead odds are pretty good. 

MH?

 

6 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

That's pretty wild. You'd think someone with that much clout (i.e., Beard and/or his attorney) could get in front of a judge faster than this. 

Clout is irrelevant.  System moves as fast as the system moves in processing criminals. 

I think it’s possible for those “wishcasting” to recognize and acknowledge the abhorrent nature of what is alleged to have happened and at the same time hope for some way for it not to be true. It’s basically human nature to not want to accept the bad things that happen for lots of reasons and not just because of our sports interest in this case. Doesn’t make one bad or excusing of the crime. We will have to face the cold facts soon enough. 

They ruled out role playing / freaky kinky night...and Alexa or Siri called cops on accident..?

How would he get arrested on accident....lawyer saying he is 100% innocent is weird.

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

CDC better fire his ass today or he can go too.

This is regarded. The University has already made a statement and will handle this appropriately. I’m glad I never had a bunch of y’all on this thread as my boss.

Beard is the dumbest motherfucker maybe ever. Alcohol takes another one down. 

I don’t like his lawyers response, just be quiet my. No good can come from that kind of statement 

Just now, justhookit said:

This is regarded. The University has already made a statement and will handle this appropriately. I’m glad I never had a bunch of y’all on this thread as my boss.

Optics are more important than facts in a case like this. He gone. Fuck off dude.

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4 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

CDC better fire his ass today or he can go too.

Such a retarded, reactionary hot take. We dont need to rush firing him or threaten to fire our AD. We SHOULD fire him once the facts become more clear (and they will) but we need to do it the right way so that we don't end up on the hook for his big contract. It needs to be done by the book. It doesnt have to be done tonight. 

1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

They ruled out role playing / freaky kinky night...and Alexa or Siri called cops on accident..?

How would he get arrested on accident....lawyer saying he is 100% innocent is weird.

 

 

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15 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Some cases like this take years to resolve. You think he should just keep coaching in the meantime?

He should not be coaching young men until this works itself out.

That's what responsible people do,,,see UT's statement:

 

1 minute ago, justhookit said:

This is regarded. The University has already made a statement and will handle this appropriately. I’m glad I never had a bunch of y’all on this thread as my boss.

There are a bunch of idiots on this site.  Moose out front should have told you.  

12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You bit your wife?

20 yrs ago, the crazy one. It was self defense, but as mentioned, Texas is a no-drop state. 6 months deferred adjudication and eventual divorce.

She and her entire family have a long history of violence.

Posters defending him on this thread are fucking delusional. He’s 1000% gone and better be. 

34 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

2????

I literally got 40 of those emails.  One kid emailed me about 8 times.

So no Zelicks trivia for you! And concerning their hard times, come on man, the square and floating the river can be rough. 

2 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

Beard is the dumbest motherfucker maybe ever. Alcohol takes another one down. 

What were the odds it would take down Beard before Sark?

4 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

I dunno I’m kinda in the Terelle Pryor camp on this one. 

This is a JOKE btw. FYI 1604 you malign mongoloid. Pussy. 

1 minute ago, justhookit said:

This is regarded. The University has already made a statement and will handle this appropriately. I’m glad I never had a bunch of y’all on this thread as my boss.

Really? If you missed work because you were in jail your boss would be totally cool with that? 

If he was just beating the bf's ass i say let'em stay!

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