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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

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Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Such a retarded, reactionary hot take. We dont need to rush firing him or threaten to fire our AD. We SHOULD fire him once the facts become more clear (and they will) but we need to do it the right way so that we don't end up on the hook for his big contract. It needs to be done by the book. It doesnt have to be done tonight. 

It will be, even Satan uses UT attorneys.  

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1 minute ago, Loop 1604 said:

Anyone claiming self-defense is a fucking idiot. Next question. 

Six posts in ten minutes, all saying basically the same thing.  Take a breather, champ.

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Just now, Loop 1604 said:

Posters defending him on this thread are fucking delusional. He’s 1000% gone and better be. 

People aren't defending him.  People are saying you are a fucking moron for bitching that CDC hasn't already fired him.  That isn't how the world works dumbass.  Particularly when there are zero real known facts and an 8 figure contract at stake.  Can we limit your fucking idiocy to the football board?

46 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Wait, is it?  I've heard the "6 months cohabitation = common law married in Texas" thing for years.  Not so?

No. That's an old wives tale. May have been a common law rule way back in the day, but I'm not even sure about that. Timing doesn't matter. It can happen much faster than that, or it might not happen for 30 years.  The most important factor is "holding yourself out as married." Which could consist of something as simple as telling everyone you're married. Putting it on forms, like making them your emergency contact identifying them as your spouse is a good example, but even just regularly referring to the person as your spouse in conversation can be enough. If you do that, and actually agree amongst yourselves that you're married, the only other requirement is that you live together. So, it could technically happen the very first day a couple moves in together.

4 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I think it’s possible for those “wishcasting” to recognize and acknowledge the abhorrent nature of what is alleged to have happened and at the same time hope for some way for it not to be true. It’s basically human nature to not want to accept the bad things that happen for lots of reasons and not just because of our sports interest in this case. Doesn’t make one bad or excusing of the crime. We will have to face the cold facts soon enough. 

Some of y’all need to read this carefully. This is bigger than sports for those that actually have degrees from the University of Texas.
 

Fuck Beard and those defending him.

go away gtfo GIF

Just now, Skipper said:

People aren't defending him.  People are saying you are a fucking moron for bitching that CDC hasn't already fired him.  That isn't how the world works dumbass.  Particularly when there are zero real known facts and an 8 figure contract at stake.  Can we limit your fucking idiocy to the football board?

He’s gone. Anyone thinking any differently are fucking stupid. We aren’t Penn State.

Just now, Loop 1604 said:

Some of y’all need to read this carefully. This is bigger than sports for those that actually have degrees from the University of Texas.
 

Fuck Beard and those defending him.

go away gtfo GIF

Why don't you wait to find out what happened?

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Your first time meeting Loop 1604?

First that I can recall. He is a mess, posting every five seconds and trying to browbeat everyone to agree with him. Gross

1 minute ago, Loop 1604 said:

Anyone claiming self-defense is a fucking idiot. Next question. 

It def was, you wouldn't know bc you had ur puny dick in your hand at the time, jacking off to feet vids. I know thses things bc i pay attention to detail.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Why don't you wait to find out what happened?

It doesn’t matter. Domestic violence of any sort is zero tolerance. He’s gone. Anyone thinking any differently is a dumbass motherfucker.

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Really? If you missed work because you were in jail your boss would be totally cool with that? 

Well I would hope he wouldn’t fire me less than 12 hours after I was arrested before he knew the facts. That’s what I was responding to. It’s a stupid take.

14 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He never really hurt anybody though, did he? I'm guessing his career would be different if he had DUIs.

DUI's ???

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Just now, Loop 1604 said:

It doesn’t matter. Domestic violence of any sort is zero tolerance. He’s gone. Anyone thinking any differently is a dumbass motherfucker.

ur acting like a pussy

14 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

But I agree that further speculation is not too helpful. I’ve speculated enough already 😁

Check the url at the top of the browser. It’s what surlyhorns does. No different than the 1st series meltdowns during football season.

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15 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

CDC better fire his ass today or he can go too.

 

8 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

Beard is the dumbest motherfucker maybe ever. Alcohol takes another one down. 

 

7 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

Optics are more important than facts in a case like this. He gone. Fuck off dude.

 

5 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

Posters defending him on this thread are fucking delusional. He’s 1000% gone and better be. 

 

4 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

Anyone claiming self-defense is a fucking idiot. Next question. 

 

2 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

He’s gone. Anyone thinking any differently are fucking stupid. We aren’t Penn State.

 

Just now, Loop 1604 said:

It doesn’t matter. Domestic violence of any sort is zero tolerance. He’s gone. Anyone thinking any differently is a dumbass motherfucker.

1) you don't know shit about shit. no one does. he'll be placed on administrative leave or suspended until the facts are released, at which point a decision will be made about his future.

2) quit fucking derka'ing up this thread. you've made your position clear. you don't need to repeat it a dozen times. 

you guys think he was choking that bitch bitter white man?

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1 minute ago, Loop 1604 said:

It doesn’t matter. Domestic violence of any sort is zero tolerance. He’s gone. Anyone thinking any differently is a dumbass motherfucker.

I hope they keep him now just so you rage quit this website and we don't have to read your shitty ass posts anymore.

5 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

No. That's an old wives tale. May have been a common law rule way back in the day, but I'm not even sure about that. Timing doesn't matter. It can happen much faster than that, or it might not happen for 30 years.  The most important factor is "holding yourself out as married." Which could consist of something as simple as telling everyone you're married. Putting it on forms, like making them your emergency contact identifying them as your spouse is a good example, but even just regularly referring to the person as your spouse in conversation can be enough. If you do that, and actually agree amongst yourselves that you're married, the only other requirement is that you live together. So, it could technically happen the very first day a couple moves in together.

Hey, a legal thing I know.  This is correct.  There's not a specific time frame or test - it's less concrete than that.  Family Code 2.401(a)(2):

 

Sec. 2.401. PROOF OF INFORMAL MARRIAGE. (a) In a judicial, administrative, or other proceeding, the marriage of a man and woman may be proved by evidence that:

(1) a declaration of their marriage has been signed as provided by this subchapter; or

(2) the man and woman agreed to be married and after the agreement they lived together in this state as husband and wife and there represented to others that they were married.

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I'm dumb

Just now, Loop 1604 said:

Ok wife beater

ur the one acting like a pussy

1 minute ago, Loop 1604 said:

Ok wife beater

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Just now, justhookit said:

Well I would hope he wouldn’t fire me less than 12 hours after I was arrested before he knew the facts. That’s what I was responding to. It’s a stupid take.

I mean an employment lawyer would probably tell you don't fire a damn minimum wage employee in an at will state without additional facts.  And we have idiots pissed an 8 figure contract hasn't already been terminated for cause when the f'n arrest report hasn't even been released.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Jesus, I'm fucked.  I have grades due at noon today, and I spent the first two hours of the morning reading this thread instead of working on that.  I'm going to be spend the entire week filling out 219 Change-of-Grade forms now.

Fuck you, Beard!

Everybody gets an A!

1604 is bitter white man

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3 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

 This is bigger than sports for those that actually have degrees from the University of Texas.

“Well looking at your resume, I have to say I’m very impre….wait. Says here you went to UT Austin???!  Where noted domestic abuser Chris Beard coached?!!? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE. HOW DARE YOU SIR!!! SECURITY, GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT OFF COMPANY PROPERTY IMMEDIATELY!!!”

3 hours ago, Victorious1 said:

Calm down now...buy the gf off to drop the charges.  Beard goes to anger management and life goes on.

Negged for suggesting it plus for being  ignorant regarding Texas' policy on these type charges.

6 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

Some of y’all need to read this carefully. This is bigger than sports for those that actually have degrees from the University of Texas.
 

Fuck Beard and those defending him.

go away gtfo GIF


Is there an option where I wait to hear the facts then make my judgement on what I think should happen next? 

9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So no Zelicks trivia for you! And concerning their hard times, come on man, the square and floating the river can be rough. 

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1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Hey, a legal thing I know.  This is correct.  There's not a specific time frame or test - it's less concrete than that.  Family Code 2.401(2):

 

Sec. 2.401. PROOF OF INFORMAL MARRIAGE. (a) In a judicial, administrative, or other proceeding, the marriage of a man and woman may be proved by evidence that:

(1) a declaration of their marriage has been signed as provided by this subchapter; or

(2) the man and woman agreed to be married and after the agreement they lived together in this state as husband and wife and there represented to others that they were married.

Not in Texas I guess. I believe in California there is a time frame of like 7 years living together. 

1 minute ago, SD Hox said:

1604 is bitter white man

Read his football hot takes.  They are equally idiotic.  I was convinced he's an aggy troll.  He still may very well be.

1 minute ago, troph said:

Wtf 18 pages and we still don’t know? JFC.

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3 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

Some of y’all need to read this carefully. This is bigger than sports for those that actually have degrees from the University of Texas.
 

Fuck Beard and those defending him.

go away gtfo GIF

I have a degree from UT.

There is still a chance, however small you believe it to be, that whatever Beard did doesn't approach the level of a fireable offense.  This is what the legal system is for.  Calm your tits and wait for more info before you call in the firing squad (see what I did there?)

Also, you really don't get to speak for all UT alumni -- you're one of, I dunno, half a million or so?

Just now, Skipper said:

Read his football hot takes.  They are equally idiotic.  I was convinced he's an aggy troll.  He still may very well be.

Wow that’s a good one. Surly is in complete denial. 
 

He’s fucking gone.

3 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

“Well looking at your resume, I have to say I’m very impre….wait. Says here you went to UT Austin???!  Where noted domestic abuser Chris Beard coached?!!? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE. HOW DARE YOU SIR!!! SECURITY, GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT OFF COMPANY PROPERTY IMMEDIATELY!!!”


😂😂😂😂😂

27 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

Even if there is, it can be self defense.

I'd say the alcohol fueled MH issued redhead attacking the short fused drunk basketball coach who is tired of her shit and shoves her away by her neck and 911 calls the white knights at APD who ride to her rescue and take a statement from a drunk enraged crazy redhead odds are pretty good. 

Not sure what you negged for. 
Sure the fiancé could be crazy and fighting him etc. He could act like a grown man and remove himself from the situation instead of putting his hands around her throat. This isn’t very hard.

I doubt he's the coach at the end of the week, but firing him this morning or even today seems premature.    We're still in the wild-speculation phase; we don't even know who he was choking yet.     In the next 24-48 hours, I'd expect the official story to solidify a bit.    Then we can fire him.

 

Do have have a 'Next Coach' thread yet...Ah, looks like we're re-using the last one...It is still pretty fresh.

 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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From now on I'm going to assume this is what Ketchum looked like before he went bald.

8 minutes ago, Skipper said:

I mean an employment lawyer would probably tell you don't fire a damn minimum wage employee in an at will state without additional facts.  And we have idiots pissed an 8 figure contract hasn't already been terminated for cause when the f'n arrest report hasn't even been released.

Yep.  Easy to spot emotional idiots who I would not trust with a lemonade stand.

2 hours ago, Your Mom said:

As a father of teenage boys, many of your daughters sound like sluts.

 

So does your username.  Question is, is she better than South Austins' mom?

9 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Your first time meeting Loop 1604?

CSB - years ago, I moved because my calculations showed I spent an extra 6 days per year in traffic on 1604 compared to living at Leon Springs.

1 minute ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Do have have a 'Next Coach' thread yet...Ah, looks like we're re-using the last one...It is still pretty fresh.

it's been the custom for the last decade or so

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