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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

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Just now, Degenerate Gardner said:

Whoever posts BWG’s take on this gets a throat punch (from me, not Chris Beard).

Oh man, that dipshit might die from infinite orgasm

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We can’t have nice things

I hate this overused cliche, but this is the perfect time to use it.
1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

This place is overreaction central. We don't know any facts of the case and this jabroni is saying his career is over. 

Aren't a lot of you lawyers? Shit I'd hate to be your client if you act like this. 

Yes, because most programs want felons who can't help but choke out family members leading their basketball team.

May not even be his wife.

I don’t think he’s married so I wouldn’t worry about that too much

Damn…he was set for potential life-ending career here with buckets of cash. Why do people fuck this up?

It’s interesting last year when he got here he said he told the team he wanted them to quit something they love so they could all make a sacrifice together. Not sure how long the deal was. He said his was beer. I wonder if he has issues with alcohol. Unfortunately alcohol/drugs are typically around when this type of stuff happens.

Not good for him and especially a team that had such a high ceiling.

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How on earth can he be that dumb/out of control/crazy and it just comes out right now like this?

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I'm sure Bobby Knight strangled people along the way. Y'all calm down.

Not something to even joke about. Nagged 

13 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Dude.

He's so fucking gone.

Yep.

It's over.

God dammit.

15 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Nah he won't get fired for 1 offense with a top 10 team in the country. 

He needs to be in therapy and get help for whatever issue caused him to get violent. Whether it's alcohol, anger management, maybe needs to get divorced, or whatever it is. 

This just fucking sucks. 

He needs to be in jail. The hell you talking about "anger management". The man strangled his family member. Another morally questionable UT fan that cares more about sports than what really matters. Go be a Baylor fan, we have enough of you dirt bags. 

My tech friends have this to say about the situation (and they hate Beard now…)

“Tech fans knew about the domestic violence stuff. Beards GF used to beat him up all the time”

“Guaranteed she started hitting him and he finally had enough”

I'm certainly okay with his ass being fired. WTF. You can't choke people and be head coach. If convicted, Chris can continue to wear orange.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Nagged 

Not an excuse to choke someone but it along with alcohol can turn the tables. 

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

How on earth can he be that dumb/out of control/crazy and it just comes out right now like this?

2:07 AM explains a lot. You’re either drunk or been arguing a long time at that point. Sometimes it really is better to go to bed angry. 

1 minute ago, Etexhorn13 said:

My tech friends have this to say about the situation (and they hate Beard now…)

“Tech fans knew about the domestic violence stuff. Beards GF used to beat him up all the time”

“Guaranteed she started hitting him and he finally had enough”

Asking honestly- does GF count as “family member” for this type of charge?

8 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

It could be he found out a family member was molesting his daughter or had in the past and went off.

At 2AM on a Monday morning, huh?

2 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

My tech friends have this to say about the situation (and they hate Beard now…)

“Tech fans knew about the domestic violence stuff. Beards GF used to beat him up all the time”

“Guaranteed she started hitting him and he finally had enough”

Cool, I'm sure we can count on them be character witnesses at his trial.

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The fucking Hermanator guy is a constant idiot. I mean every take I’ve ever seen is terrible. He’s been on ignore for a while now. He’s quoted here with like 4 hawt takes from multiple people I generally respect as posters. How do you guys handle the constant onslaught of his equivocating banality? 

Also, motherfuck. 

Well, there isn’t a stripper or aggressive biting monkey involved this time so we got that going for us… 

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

2:07 AM explains a lot. You’re either drunk or been arguing a long time at that point. Sometimes it really is better to go to bed angry. 

I guess.  But it just doesn’t seem likely that there wasn’t any hint of this type of thing before now.  

10 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

At a home? Not his home? Does he even live in Tarrytown?

Let the facts play out. It could be he found out a family member was molesting his daughter or had in the past and went off. May not even be his wife. We'll see what happens 

You have found the one completely implausible situation where I’d be ok with retaining him. Congratulations I guess? 

1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

Well, there isn’t a stripper or aggressive biting monkey involved this time so we got that going for us… 

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Me checking Surly this morning:

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3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

2:07 AM explains a lot. You’re either drunk or been arguing a long time at that point. Sometimes it really is better to go to bed angry. 

Go sleep on the couch…. Cooler heads usually prevail after some sleep.

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Seriously. It’s time for one of you mother fuckers to fess up. Between the football program and this shit. Who fucked an Indian skull on a gravesite. Just fess up 

2 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Well, there isn’t a stripper or aggressive biting monkey involved this time so we got that going for us… 

Let's see the complete police report first. 

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Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

You have found the one completely implausible situation where I’d be ok with retaining him. Congratulations I guess? 

If it's anything where it was the husband or boyfriend of one of his daughters, and it was an argument that got out of hand, he can survive this.

If he beat up his girlfriend or one of his daughters, he's finished here.

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

If Hermanator isn’t Beard, I’ll be shocked. 

I doubt they are letting him post from the holding tank 

2 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Well, there isn’t a stripper or aggressive biting monkey involved this time so we got that going for us… 

Hooray for progress! 

5 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Asking honestly- does GF count as “family member” for this type of charge?

Yes. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

If it's anything where it was the husband or boyfriend of one of his daughters, and it was an argument that got out of hand, he can survive this.

If he beat up his girlfriend or one of his daughters, he's finished here.

No thanks 

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

We are a volleyball school now

Volleyball and Swimming & Diving have been our first class programs for decades now. 

6 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Asking honestly- does GF count as “family member” for this type of charge?

yes, that would count

12 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

This place is overreaction central. We don't know any facts of the case and this jabroni is saying his career is over. 

Aren't a lot of you lawyers? Shit I'd hate to be your client if you act like this. 

Just stop digging your hole and learn when to log off the computer you boomer. 

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

We are a volleyball school now

For like 15 years now.

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

If it's anything where it was the husband or boyfriend of one of his daughters, and it was an argument that got out of hand, he can survive this.

If he beat up his girlfriend or one of his daughters, he's finished here.

It needs to be self defense or he is gone. 

Jesus, what an idiot.  Likely cost himself over a hundred million in career earnings.

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

If it's anything where it was the husband or boyfriend of one of his daughters, and it was an argument that got out of hand, he can survive this.

If he beat up his girlfriend or one of his daughters, he's finished here.

Pretty much this. I think many/most of us with daughters would be ok with serious violence, maybe up to including death, being visited upon someone who molested/raped/beat them. Beyond that, anyone strangling or hurting their kid or wife/GF is a complete and utter no fly zone. 

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