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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

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2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Sounds like victim is Beard’s fiancée. Allegedly wants charges dropped if Beards attorney is to be believed. Although sometimes the dropping of charges isn’t up to the victim.

100% true. Often times the state will prefer charges if the complainant refuses, or is afraid to.

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2 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Bro. Take a second look at your meme here, and walk away from the keyboard. This doesn't end well for you. Even if he ultimately get's fired your take is wrong AT THIS TIME. You don't have any of the facts, and the school doesn't have all the facts. They can't fire him "for cause" when they don't know what, if anything, he even did. People that actually have degrees from the University of Texas should understand that. The people running said university understand that. And the attorneys advising said people absolutely understand that. If he beat up his fiancee, he will be fired in due course. There is no upside to firing him now, only downside. 

THIS.  

It's amazing to me people here don't get this.

Arterio Morris has absolutely nothing to do with this. Quit dragging his name in here like he's guilty by association or some shit.  

1 minute ago, JFKFC said:

We know someone called the cops and said Beard was choking a woman. We know the cops arrested Beard for choking a woman. CDC needs to fire him right now. Anyone who thinks otherwise is really, really, really stupid. This isn't about what really happened. 

This would be stupid.  UT has to, at a minimum, provide Beard with some due process.  That means bringing him in for at least one meeting and getting his side of the story.

I'd have zero respect for UT if they didn't do that for anyone, no matter their pay grade.

And if they don't want to get fucked on firing him for cause.

Maybe Trevor Bauer is dating his daughter and this whole thing is just one big misunderstanding

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I think the difference here is that the fact this is being blasted all over national news. We want to see UT move quickly because of our love for UT and it's reputation. We already have Morris and his pending legal shit. We don't want to be the domestic abuse school.

So UT needs to make it clear publicly that we don't tolerate this shit. 

I would think your boss also wouldn't want his company developing a reputation like that in whatever industry you are in either.

Once again, I was responding to the “fire him TODAY!!!!!” posts. It’s stupid and not how things work. I’d guess a suspension is coming pretty quick.

Ive already said I believe the most likely outcome is that Beard will never coach here again. And it’s the right thing. On the very minuscule chance that this is a complete misunderstanding then he keeps his job. And that outcome also means that a) nobody was abused and b) I can go back to worrying about fishing instead of this shit. Win/win for everyone.

See, I told you we should've given Rick Pitino a call.......

Miles Bridges isn’t walking through that door. Eric Bledsoe isn’t walking through that door.
15 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

(SIAP) I miss the days of fax machines and leaked grades of Eanes ISD alumni. 

That and per diem travel cash wrapped in tin foil stored in the freezer. 

 

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Man for a board who hates cops and denial of due process a lot of you sure seem to love cops and denial of due process. 

10 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

The arrest and charge alone ensure he will not coach again at Texas.  It's only a matter of how that plays out.  He will never coach a game here again.  It's not a matter of mitigating circumstances.  That's for the severance discussion.

I’m hopeful that those with the actual decision-making power require more than an arrest and charges for termination. That would be a fairly idiotic standard. 

11 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

The arrest and charge alone ensure he will not coach again at Texas.  It's only a matter of how that plays out.  He will never coach a game here again.  It's not a matter of mitigating circumstances.  That's for the severance discussion.

Yup

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Do we know that?

A journalist tweeted out that the victim was Beard's fiancee but that tweet was retracted to protect her confidentiality. 

4 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Have a question for you, and I'll be happy to DM if you would like...

Do employment lawyers shy away from taking on cases if the employer is the UT System or another State of Texas agency because of the whole sovereign immunity thing?  I know someone who is being retaliated against by her boss because she went on partial FMLA, creating a hostile work environment, the works.  She's talked to a couple of law firms who advertise that this is their specialty, but as soon as they find out she works for the UT System, they won't touch it.

See post #853

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

 

 

I don't know what "chocking" is.  Is this where the kink discussion starts?

If there’s one thing I’ve learned on my years of being a part of shaggy surly. Is that the one thing we do well is not jump to conclusions. Get the full story and see how it all plays out before we rush to judgement. 

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

What happened between 2am and the arrest at 4am ?

Likely:  medical treatment, cooling down time, well-being check of others in the home, statements taken, evidence gathered

There are plausible explanations for Beard. He may actually be the victim who was merely defending himself but got arrested because he's male and a woman levied the accusation. Once the cops get called to a domestic dispute, they're not leaving without arresting someone if there are signs violence occurred. The charge of impeding breathing or circulation is meaningless at this point; tightly squeezing someone's wrists falls under that definition. Beard's gf looks strong -- like she could beat the shit out of half of Surly, at least, strong -- and if she were actually the primary aggressor instead of the victim, it would take some effort to stop her. I'm imagining a scenario where she's drunk, emotional and angry. Pure speculation. Just to be clear I'm not victim blaming.  But neither should we be quick to throw Beard under the bus.

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

Prison provided attire has a front shirt pocket?

Beard's eyes in the booking photo are saying "Holy shit, I just pissed away everything"

 

3 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

 

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

If he does coach at UT again, those are two photos that are going to be everywhere in the crowd on road games. Yikes.

2 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

A journalist tweeted out that the victim was Beard's fiancee but that tweet was retracted to protect her confidentiality. 

Thanks. I hadn't seen that reported, which is why I asked.

 

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

that is a holy shit fuck my life moment if I've ever seen one. 

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

Beard's eyes in the booking photo are saying "Holy shit, I just pissed away everything"

 

Donald Glover Reaction GIF

1 minute ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

 

If he does coach at UT again, those are two photos that are going to be everywhere in the crowd on road games. Yikes.

Actually it won't really matter if he coaches here again or not, we'll see those pics for awhile.

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

What happened between 2am and the arrest at 4am ?

Tell me you've never been in trouble with the cops, without telling me you've never been in trouble with the cops.

4 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

 

Honestly, for someone who has been up all night after (presumably) drinking, spending a few hours in the tank, and presumably having been in an altercation with the fiancee, this mug shut looks a lot better than I expected.

3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

There are plausible explanations for Beard. He may actually be the victim who was merely defending himself but got arrested because he's male and a woman levied the accusation. Once the cops get called to a domestic dispute, they're not leaving without arresting someone if there are signs violence occurred. The charge of impeding breathing or circulation is meaningless at this point; tightly squeezing someone's wrists falls under that definition. Beard's gf looks strong -- like she could beat the shit out of half of Surly, at least, strong -- and if she were actually the primary aggressor instead of the victim, it would take some effort to stop her. I'm imagining a scenario where she's drunk, emotional and angry. Pure speculation. Just to be clear I'm not victim blaming.  But neither should we be quick to throw Beard under the bus.

This ain't it, my dude

1 hour ago, justhookit said:

Why do you keep bringing up alcohol in relation to this incident? I mean I realize 99% of this thread is speculation but at least there is some tweet or rumor or whatever to base that speculation on. You seem to be just going off of time of night?

Here’s why 

 

What the fuck is a 49 year old man doing up at 2:07 am on a Monday morning anyway?

6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

They got him dressed up like the hamburgler.  Couldn’t they at least have some Orange clothes for a UT coach?

Just now, cabowabo said:

What the fuck is a 49 year old man doing up at 2:07 am on a Monday morning anyway?

Playing WoW before the server maintenance on Tuesday morning. Or so I’m told. 

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What if Beard just had too many Starfuckers down on Rainey Street and thought he was choking a deer?

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This ain't it, my dude

WTF do you know, dude? edit also user name...

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1 minute ago, Chopper said:

But neither should we be quick to throw Beard under the bus.

Under the bus? He isn't being a scapegoat for something. 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

What the fuck is a 49 year old man doing up at 2:07 am on a Monday morning anyway?

Watching porn?

Just now, MotownHorn said:

Here’s why 

 

Huh? That looks like a man his age at 4 in the morning. It doesn't look like a man his age at 4 in the morning after drinking himself into a rage or stupor all day. Which doesn't make things better in the long run. 

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2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

What the fuck is a 49 year old man doing up at 2:07 am on a Monday morning anyway?

emptying his bladder... AGAIN!

On December 12, 2022, at approximately 12:15 a.m., the Austin Police Department (APD) received a 9-1-1 call for a disturbance in the 1900 block of Vista Lane. The caller reported the disturbance was no longer ongoing and one of the individuals had left the house. APD officers responded and located a woman who stated she had been assaulted and strangled by Christopher Michael Beard.  

Beard was booked into Travis County Jail. He is charged with Assault by Strangulation/Suffocation - Family Violence, a third degree felony. 

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5 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Prison provided attire has a front shirt pocket?

Where else are you supposed to keep your shiv? 

I believe chocking is the preferred term for cock-induced choking. Or so I’ve been told 

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Under the bus? He isn't being a scapegoat for something. 

You have zero idea about what happened. Basing your opinion on initial police reports from the scene is completely moronic. You shouldn't have to think too hard to come up with a few examples all by yourself. 

Just now, Atticus said:

I believe chocking is the preferred term for cock-induced choking. Or so I’ve been told 

See, it's educational material like this that keeps me coming back to the Surly.

37 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

1) you don't know shit about shit. no one does. he'll be placed on administrative leave or suspended until the facts are released, at which point a decision will be made about his future.

2) quit fucking derka'ing up this thread. you've made your position clear. you don't need to repeat it a dozen times. 

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11 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:
 

 

So he fucked around?

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