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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

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My wife watched the Illinois game with me. It was her first time seeing Beard. She said that guy looks like he has anger issues. I said he’s an intense coach. She promptly sends me the TMZ story this morning. WTF

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Calm down now...buy the gf off to drop the charges.  Beard goes to anger management and life goes on.

Just now, Victorious1 said:

Calm down now...buy the gf off to drop the charges.  Beard goes to anger management and life goes on.

No thanks.

Jay Wright: Come out of retirement and come on down.

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Volleyball and Swimming & Diving have been our first class programs for decades now. 

Stage 5 is acceptance. 

10 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Asking honestly- does GF count as “family member” for this type of charge?

You’re common law married if you live with a girl for over 6 months.  Thsi is domestic abuse

10 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Asking honestly- does GF count as “family member” for this type of charge?

its wife now, at the time in lubbock it was GF.

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

No thanks.

Hey Morris’ girlfriend dropped the charges so it never happened! 

Hoping it was an asshole brother visiting, a la National Lampoon Christmas Vacation.

Otherwise he gone.

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1 minute ago, CockadoodleHorn said:

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Tell me about the IMC-Power Credit situation?  Has to be more uplifting. 

Fire his ass. But I do believe something or some force of nature has cursed this athletic program since the creation of LHN. Maybe it goes away when it goes away maybe it doesn't. Who gives a fuck. 

I appreciate the sunshine in this thread but the guys careers is done. Maybe he can do some briles type work but fuck, we are going to go from #2 to unranked and we aren’t even texas’ing it. Fuck 

2 minutes ago, Victorious1 said:

Calm down now...buy the gf off to drop the charges.  Beard goes to anger management and life goes on.

another morally bankrupt UT fan. Will you people please go support Baylor.

I mean, sure.....why not.  It's Texas sports.  We can't have nice things.

Fire his ass. But I do believe something or some force of nature has cursed this athletic program since the creation of LHN. Maybe it goes away when it goes away maybe it doesn't. Who gives a fuck. 

Fuck Lowell
25 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

Rick Barnes coming home?

No. Just no. 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hey Morris’ girlfriend dropped the charges so it never happened! 

I’m not a lawyer but it seems several posters are ignoring the felony part 

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

You few guys hoping for another explanation: the cops left with only one guy in cuffs.  Some nuanced explanation isn’t going to exist here with that fact. 

Counterpoint: 

 

 

 

I got nothing. 

20 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

This place is overreaction central. We don't know any facts of the case and this jabroni is saying his career is over. 

Aren't a lot of you lawyers? Shit I'd hate to be your client if you act like this. 

Your denial is beneath you and, because of the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

He might have been partying with Bobby Knight. Both wearing the same Christmas sweater at a holiday party. Might be just a mixup in identity. 

26 minutes ago, Cajun said:

He's done.

Not only at Texas, but his career is over.

He'll have a job in 1-2 years. 

You’re common law married if you live with a girl for over 6 months.  Thsi is domestic abuse

That first part is not even remotely true but yes, girlfriends qualify as family violence.
5 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

Welp, it was good while it lasted. 

We are not allowed to have nice things, whether it’s basketball or our future football head coach who is currently in the hospital.

I appreciate the sunshine in this thread but the guys careers is done. Maybe he can do some briles type work but fuck, we are going to go from #2 to unranked and we aren’t even texas’ing it. Fuck 
He'll definitely be done here but I seriously doubt his career will be over for good. You underestimate how bad programs want to win and in some years, the whole he's a new person and been rehabilitated angle will be made. If you're good at what you do, you get much more rope. He'll be fine.
7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

You’re common law married if you live with a girl for over 6 months.  Thsi is domestic abuse

Who told you that bullshit?

 

I don’t think you fire the guy over an arrest.

if there’s any reasonable possibility he did what is alleged, it’s buh bye. 

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1 minute ago, DanRydell said:


That first part is not even remotely true but yes, girlfriends qualify as family violence.

Welp.  Guess it was a way my former redneck girlfriends used to threaten me. 

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5 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:
I appreciate the sunshine in this thread but the guys careers is done. Maybe he can do some briles type work but fuck, we are going to go from #2 to unranked and we aren’t even texas’ing it. Fuck 

He'll definitely be done here but I seriously doubt his career will be over for good. You underestimate how bad programs want to win and in some years, the whole he's a new person and been rehabilitated angle will be made. If you're good at what you do, you get much more rope.

I don't think people understand the charge. He tried to strangle someone to death and likely got interrupted by the police. He's not going to coach anywhere another day ever. 

Bad week for former Texas Tech coaches.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

He'll have a job in 1-2 years. 

Where, the Righteous Gemstones Institute?

4d chess. Get the choking out of the way before March. 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

We are not allowed to have nice things, whether it’s basketball or our future football head coach who is currently in the hospital.

When was Manny Diaz hospitalized?

With the Leach news and this you really have to respect the Voodoo games coming from Lubbock lately. 

8 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

No thanks.

unfortunately, this.  he's fired

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

He'll have a job in 1-2 years. 

Depends

2 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Damn it coach. I just woke up and saw this shyt. Wtf man 

I would like to discuss career opportunities with you 

Although...I mean, wait a minute, let's not be too hasty.  He is charged with impeding breath circulation.  Shit, I do that to my wife all the time when I give her the post-chili dog dutch oven treatment.  Maybe Beard was just farting under the covers a lot.  Maybe that's it, guys?  Wadda ya think?  Think there's a shot?

 

Yeah...shit....me neither.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I don't think people understand the charge. He tried to strangle someone to death and likely got interrupted by the police. He's not going to coach anywhere another day ever. 

Yup

Outside of an absolutely ridiculous set of facts the likelihood apd may not have even arrested the guy in the first place for and definitely wouldn't have charged him with third degree, he's gone.  

Maybe we hire the Tech headcoach to replace him he did good last year replacing him.  Lol.  Jk

Assuming charges get filled, does he serve time for this?

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