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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

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I read that report. Good possibility that Beard is guilty of some poor choices, with women and with not calling the police if she has done crazy shit before. Guess how I know? If she is bipolar then it would explain much. Remember the guy was sleeping in the guest room already so it sounds like he was trying to stay away from her. Also, If the call was made just after midnight and she said he had left the house and the arrest was not made until after 4 AM, again, sounds like he was trying to stay away from her. I am leaning towards the BSC theory.

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2 minutes ago, petscii said:

Well, our next head coach can do that starting tonight.   Show us something.

Hook em. Time to shine Terry. 

Want Belmont to take you serious? Get us a W and then build to the sweet 16. 

I liked Beard. But life goes on and so does the University of Texas at Austin. 

1 minute ago, po elvis said:

"she was not able to see without her glasses"

i think we found a loophole...

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So you're saying it was actually the daughter's boyfriend that did all this and since she couldn't see she just assumed it was Beard?

So does this mean the orgy turned violent theory where he was just an observer is proven true? 

Just now, immamac said:

What if, and just hear me out here, the cops choked her and framed Beard? 

I mean it is APD…

1 minute ago, immamac said:

What if, and just hear me out here, the cops choked her and framed Beard? 

Texas Tech cops....... The long game. 

Or Baylor... cuz ya know. Are we allowed to have aggy cops in Austin? 

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1 minute ago, Partial Austinite said:

I read that report. Good possibility that Beard is guilty of some poor choices, with women and with not calling the police if she has done crazy shit before. Guess how I know? If she is bipolar then it would explain much. Remember the guy was sleeping in the guest room already so it sounds like he was trying to stay away from her. Also, If the call was made just after midnight and she said he had left the house and the arrest was not made until after 4 AM, again, sounds like he was trying to stay away from her. I am leaning towards the BSC theory.

Dumbest shit I've ever read

1 minute ago, Partial Austinite said:

I read that report. Good possibility that Beard is guilty of some poor choices, with women and with not calling the police if she has done crazy shit before. Guess how I know? If she is bipolar then it would explain much. Remember the guy was sleeping in the guest room already so it sounds like he was trying to stay away from her. Also, If the call was made just after midnight and she said he had left the house and the arrest was not made until after 4 AM, again, sounds like he was trying to stay away from her. I am leaning towards the BSC theory.

Stupid post is stupid

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Stop with the fucking victim blaming "bitches be crazy" retardery already.  There is zero evidence Beard's fiance is "crazy" or violent or abusive. Only dipshit rumors originating from the techtards.

Do more research, there is evidence of that starting before they even got together in Lubbock.

1 minute ago, Partial Austinite said:

I read that report. Good possibility that Beard is guilty of some poor choices, with women and with not calling the police if she has done crazy shit before. Guess how I know? If she is bipolar then it would explain much. Remember the guy was sleeping in the guest room already so it sounds like he was trying to stay away from her. Also, If the call was made just after midnight and she said he had left the house and the arrest was not made until after 4 AM, again, sounds like he was trying to stay away from her. I am leaning towards the BSC theory.

Biting Monkeys, daughter’s boyfriend and my theory of the orgy turned violent make for better 30 for 30 episodes.

I’m sad and gutted but pulling for coach Terry to have success enough to take over full time.  Texas Fight

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"If glasses are broke, you're allowed to choke."

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Is that all there was to the report?

Choking a woman wasn’t enough?

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

I’m sad and gutted but pulling for coach Terry to have success enough to take over full time.  Texas Fight

Same, bro. Terry's been an assistant for years at Texas, and he's been a HC, so let's see if he can get it done. I'm pulling for him 

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Beard being guilty of DV and his fiancee being fucking crazy are not mutually exclusive. 

3 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Engaged for 3 years??? What a fucking moron

A lot of relationship red flags are flying quite high. 

8 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Dude was already sleeping in the guest room of his own house. He was already losing.

Given the state of their relationship falling apart, as described, and Beard having all the money and the house, the gf has potential motivation to punish him and perhaps make up or enhance the allegation. But either way what a bunch of petty bullshit to lose a multi-million job over. Holy fuck. 

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1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

I’m sad and gutted but pulling for coach Terry to have success enough to take over full time.  Texas Fight

The hope is Terry does well. The hope is not for Terry to take over permanently. 

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Choking a woman wasn’t enough?

 Not saying he didn’t, but there was nothing in the report that pointed to physical evidence of that. 

5 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

This fucking sucks. Feel bad for the players and the rest of the team. 

And me. I feel bad for me. 

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Is that all there was to the report?

Enough to reveal that Beard is a piece of shit and needs to be gone tomorrow. 

Want something else?

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

I’m sad and gutted but pulling for coach Terry to have success enough to take over full time.  Texas Fight

 

This sounds like a nightmare scenario. Realistic, but a nightmare.

I sweatergawd we built something on a got damned cursed indian burial ground. It's the only logical explanation.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Why do all of our coaches have to be retards? 

Tennis

Augie with DUI

Herman 

Beard and this bullshit 

Newsflash....most coaches are meatheads

Beard’s career and Texas’ basketball program now hinge on the supposed audio recordings demonstrating his innocence. Given the arrest report, innocence sounds very unlikely. 

12 minutes ago, Partial Austinite said:

Do more research, there is evidence of that starting before they even got together in Lubbock.

Exactly what evidence from years ago in Lubbock is there to show she deserved getting choked last night in Austin?  She was a mean coach?  So what.  She screamed and yelled at him a lot?  So what.  Every man has a history with one or two women like that.  You don't choke them.  I've dated my share and several other people's share of batshit crazies.  The list of blocked numbers on my phone might be longer than the list of my actual contacts.  If they weren't in the upper half of the hot-crazy matrix I wasn't interested.  Never once felt like I might need to strangle one of them.   

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Newsflash....most coaches are meatheads

True, but you really only hear about football morons. Beard has gone full Bobby Knight 

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Is that all there was to the report?

That’s the short form. Probably all that will be made public in written form, at least for a while. 
 

Take away the affluence of those involved it looks like a report in a case that ends up pled to deferred adjudication on a reduction to a class A family violence. The choking aspect is a bit weak, and most prosecutors would be willing to offer the reduction to clear the case. But this isn’t you’re average defendant. The audio recording is also a wild card. 

3 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

 

This sounds like a nightmare scenario. Realistic, but a nightmare.

No, the nightmare happened today

Ok so he is suspended until further notice. Let justice be done.

The relationship was spiraling. She apparently made a fool of herself in some form at MSG and he's been pissed off about that ever since. Things came to a head last night after she had some sort of drunken tirade. 

Not defending Beard. He should be fired for putting his hands on a woman. That said, boy, he really chose poorly from the sounds of it. 

As others have said, I'm sure Beard will wind up competing for national titles somewhere else, but I don't think Texas moves much from who Texas is in order to keep the guy. And Del Conte's search for the next guy won't be as easy as this one, I'm guessing, but he knows what he's doing and I assume they'll land a good one. 

He's gone, and the sooner we all accept it and move on, the better.

2 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

If they weren't in the upper left half of the hot-crazy matrix I wasn't interested. 

that’s the no-go zone.  batshit crazy and ugly.  to each their own, I guess. 

I hope a lot of this is blown out of proportion and he's still our HC, but if it's all real then his ass needs to be fired asap, and that hurts to say because 1) I like winning, and 2) see 1. 

 

Man this fucking sucks. Men and women need to keep their hands away from each other unless they're in an orgy, or hate fucking. 

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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Beard’s career and Texas’ basketball program now hinge on the supposed audio recordings demonstrating his innocence. Given the arrest report, innocence sounds very unlikely. 

“Hey bitch why’d you break my glasses?!”

 

smack gurgle gurgle “ow why’d you bite me you dick?”

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Beard being guilty of DV and his fiancee being fucking crazy are not mutually exclusive. 

I tell all of my friends this. Fuck a crazy chick, then never talk to her again.

Keep a crazy chick around at your own peril. 

A guy in his position could have easily gone younger, hotter, and more compliant.

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If he wears the Bevo costume he could still coach.  Just keep it on the down low 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

that’s the no-go zone.  batshit crazy and ugly.  to each their own, I guess. 

Well I used to drink a lot too.

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

No, the nightmare happened today

Yes. And Rodney Terry being the permanent head coach is its continuation for half a decade.

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The relationship was spiraling. She apparently made a fool of herself in some form at MSG and he's been pissed off about that ever since. Things came to a head last night after she had some sort of drunken tirade. 

Not defending Beard. He should be fired for putting his hands on a woman. That said, boy, he really chose poorly from the sounds of it. 

As others have said, I'm sure Beard will wind up competing for national titles somewhere else, but I don't think Texas moves much from who Texas is in order to keep the guy. And Del Conte's search for the next guy won't be as easy as this one, I'm guessing, but he knows what he's doing and I assume they'll land a good one. 

We called her "mac & cheese" at Tech

Don't ask me why

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Royal Ivey time

Another example how one night of “partying/alcohol/wtf” can cost you everything you built. Ask Henry Ruggs III.

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

God I love that song and entire album 

"You know, when I'm upset, I write a song about it. Like when I wrote Devil's Haircut, I was feeling really-- What's that song about?"

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