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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

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1 minute ago, DaggerHorns said:

This thread is impressive. About every 2.5 pages some oxygen thief wanders in here and says, something about Chris Beard not getting fired.

Identifying the incels who are who are cool with assaulting a woman is illuminating.

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15 minutes ago, troph said:

So I see the night shift is doing it’s job - toggling between she made it up entirely, she did it to herself, and they was just wrassling. Excellent work fellas. Excellent work.

So it's completely out of bounds to question a woman? To suggest it's possible a woman is full of shit? Every woman should always be believed no matter what?

Real life evidence says otherwise. 

We don't know the situation. Hopefully the police and lawyers have a good grasp of it. But nobody walking this earth, regardless of gendered or any other factor, is above scrutiny. Everyone should be questioned and every angle investigated in a case and all we can do is wait for it to be revealed. Until then no one is above reproach. 

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4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Little surprised he was suspended without pay. Not complaining or anything. I just don't know what dictates whether it is with or without pay.

Why?

28 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

The second one isn't true. Who the hell would listen to 80s metal?

Iron Maiden says fuck you.

11 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Alright I don't even give a shit about what happens to Beard or what UT decides to do but as a father of daughters I probable should get some legal clarity on this from you legal types:

1.  If I wake up in the middle of the night and some  guy is in my house, and in my daughter's bedroom, without my permission or knowledge, would it be legally better for me to just shoot him versus getting in a physical altercation? 

2.  If I catch a intruder in my house in the middle of the night, am I in legal jeopardy if I physically assault him?  As a follow-up, if my minor daughter (who does not own my house) declares some guy her "boyfriend", does this give him some legal protection to now break in to my house?  

3.  If my minor daughter can give someone permission to break into my home without my permission, can she also give her permission for her "boyfriend" to take my car?   Furthermore, if he does take my car, can I shoot him now?

 

In summary, Any advice on when I can shoot my daughter's boyfriend would be appreciated.

 

 

I would just sit on the porch under the big zapper light with a 30-30 in my lap.  I got a reputation, but boys would have the daughters home by 9:55 if the curfew was 11. 
pretty sure one of the assholes wrote a song about it. 
 

3 Sections with Indian burial mounds makes for good conversation before they leave the house.  

2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Choking his fiancé and biting her, for fucks sake. You don’t get paid when you bite your fiancé in an argument Tyson 

I get it. I am with you. I was just curious as to how UT was able to do it.

I'm sure this will piss some of the surly off but for fucks sake we should probably show this to all future coaches on the mens side after we have led the nation in stupid dumbassery in the category the past two years so I don't really GAF.  Enjoy having fucked yo shit up Beard you earned it.

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1 minute ago, royiv said:

Why?

I am not an employment law expert. Cops get suspended with pay when the shoot people, so it's not like the severity of the situation necessarily automatically dictates anything.

And CDC, I believe, will do the proper investigation and get to the bottom of the situation. He's handled it perfectly today and wasn't some over-reactionary jackass like so many of you wanted him to be. He's a professional and it isn't his first go around. 

If the evidence says Beard is guilty he will fire him. 

2 hours ago, Cajun said:

What if she said, “Hit me!  Bite me!  Now choke me you stallion!!!”?

 

 

Ah, the Sunday night, tomorrow is a work day, special.

1 hour ago, HookEm said:

Sounds to me like they were wrestling around. She is a physical ex-athlete. I bet they were both grabbing at each other.  Maybe she had a forearm around his head or something and he bit her.  

He is lucky she didn’t get him in The Pretzel

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I am not an employment law expert. Cops get suspended with pay when the shoot people, so it's not like the severity of the situation necessarily automatically dictates anything.

Bro cops are perhaps the absolute worst example you could use to compare examples with

35 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Remind me to never stay at your house.

I have and now I'm worried 

8 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Choking his fiancé and biting her, for fucks sake. You don’t get paid when you bite your fiancé in an argument Tyson 

Sometimes, teeth are all you got.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I am not an employment law expert. Cops get suspended with pay when the shoot people, so it's not like the severity of the situation necessarily automatically dictates anything.

Assaulting your fiancée when you're the head coach of a big time basketball program isn't a hazard of the job. Basketball coaches probably need to get better unions.

2 minutes ago, baboso said:

Ah, the Sunday night, tomorrow is a work day, special.

But did it involve a Batman costume?

Just now, Brian Fantana said:

Bro cops are perhaps the absolute worst example you could use to compare examples with

I am just asking a question. I think it's good he was suspended that way I was just curious how and why UT was able to go that route. Cops is pretty much the only other time I have see suspensions pending an investigation so that was what came to mind.

1 minute ago, royiv said:

Assaulting your fiancée when you're the head coach of a big time basketball program isn't a hazard of the job. Basketball coaches probably need to get better unions.

Fair enough.

5 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

And CDC, I believe, will do the proper investigation and get to the bottom of the situation. He's handled it perfectly today and wasn't some over-reactionary jackass like so many of you wanted him to be. He's a professional and it isn't his first go around. 

If the evidence says Beard is guilty he will fire him. 

CDC didn’t act like an anonymous message board poster huh?

Just now, Horn80 said:

But did it involve a Batman costume?

Of course, otherwise it would not have qualified.

Just now, justhookit said:

Here let me help you. And I don’t blame the players. They didn’t want to be there tonight.

 

None of the players sang the Eyes of Texas at the Arkansas-PB game either. Have any of them sang the Eyes this season?

I am not an employment law expert. Cops get suspended with pay when the shoot people, so it's not like the severity of the situation necessarily automatically dictates anything.

Yeah, well, there isn’t a Head Basketball Coach Union that has their “bosses” by the short and curlies. So apples and oranges
5 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

And CDC, I believe, will do the proper investigation and get to the bottom of the situation. He's handled it perfectly today and wasn't some over-reactionary jackass like so many of you wanted him to be. He's a professional and it isn't his first go around. 

If the evidence says Beard is guilty he will fire him. 

You need to stop this line of thought where you equate the standard of guilt to the bar for employment.

If UT thinks retaining Beard is a net negative to the brand, he will be fired.  There will be a monetary component to that calculus, but that's only part of it.  Perception is reality.  If we fire Beard and he chooses to fight back, so be it.  That angle will already be considered and factored into the decision.

Just now, baboso said:

Sometimes, teeth are all you got.

If you’re dating or married to that cyborg chick then yeah you hit and bite that bad bitch if she’s attacking your ass haha. If you’re married to a west Texas volleyball coach you just take a drive man, go hang out with sark, call up CDC for a fire side chat. Under no circumstances do you act violently at all towards your fiancé, ever, because $30 million is on the line and UT’s reputation is on the line. Such an idiot, no matter what comes of this. Just a fucking moron. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

who gives a shit

this

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Seriously. I still have absolute hate for that woman. She came for a party, moved in, cleaned my apartment, and wouldn't leave. Great sex and she was hot, but, uh, who the fuck just moves in with someone they just met the night before? 

 

 

all you assholes calling this women ugly can go ahead and post recent pics of what you're climbing into bed with tonight.  I fucking dare you.

 

She's an attractive woman by any measure.  Sure, she's probably crazy because she's a redhead  (I married and divorced a redhead, so I've got some "street cred" as Derka might have said during his wigger phase which may or may not be still going on).

 

Just now, Gil Bang said:

so I've got some "street cred" as Derka might have said during his wigger phase which may or may not be still going on).

OK, I laughed.

First time in nearly 24 hours.

2 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Has anyone brought up The Scorpions or Dokken?

Yeah, those fuckers don't stay for the "eyes of Texas" neither!  I mean, they do the hook 'em symbol, but it may mean something entirely different to them. 

 

1 hour ago, Quagmire said:

 


U don’t like heart felt videos about the parking monitor ?

 

Have an awesome day

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

all you assholes calling this women ugly can go ahead and post recent pics of what you're climbing into bed with tonight.  I fucking dare you.

 

She's an attractive woman by any measure.  Sure, she's probably crazy because she's a redhead  (I married and divorced a redhead, so I've got some "street cred" as Derka might have said during his wigger phase which may or may not be still going on).

 

Is Derka jerking off to the thought of a reunion tour with Rick Barnes? It could be worse I guess lol 

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

all you assholes calling this women ugly can go ahead and post recent pics of what you're climbing into bed with tonight.  I fucking dare you.

 

She's an attractive woman by any measure.  Sure, she's probably crazy because she's a redhead  (I married and divorced a redhead, so I've got some "street cred" as Derka might have said during his wigger phase which may or may not be still going on).

 

I have no idea what she looks like but yea most surly members are miserable mofos with wack pussy laying next to them

15 minutes ago, MaxHorn said:

Iron Maiden says fuck you.

Oh shit, I forgot about them and Judas Priest. I stand corrected. Both of them fucking slay. Same with Slayer and Anthrax. 

 

OK, so there are a few. Appreciate the reminder. 

10 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

But did it involve a Batman costume?

Dunno but it sounds like fun if it did…

 

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Just now, WinningIsHard said:

Is Derka jerking off to the thought of a reunion tour with Rick Barnes? It could be worse I guess lol 

I hope Derka can still get it up.  

I'd like to see a pic of her. I bet she's not as bad as some of y'all are saying. Even if she is, raise your hand if you haven't fucked a 4 before. 

21 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Little surprised he was suspended without pay. Not complaining or anything. I just don't know what dictates whether it is with or without pay.

Without pay the University controls the game.  If by some miracle he is exonerated, they can always retro the pay.  And even at his salary, a few days of pay isn't much in the scope of things.  

2 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

Really going out on a limb there. 

 

It’s irrelevant. This guy cannot be dispatched quickly enough. 

It's not irrelevant.  It's the only facts we've got.  And, not specific to this case, sometimes those facts aren't so factual.

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

I have no idea what she looks like but yea most surly members are miserable mofos with wack pussy laying next to them

Speak for yourself. 

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

I have no idea what she looks like but yea most surly members are miserable mofos with wack pussy laying next to them

There are plenty of photos upthread.  She's a grown-ass redhead woman.  She's way above-average, particularly for Lubbock.   She's a San Diego 6.5 overall, and for her age she's a San Diego 7.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I'd like to see a pic of her. I bet she's not as bad as some of y'all are saying. Even if she is, raise your hand if you haven't fucked a 4 before. 

She’s not a 4 she’s much higher than that but she most certainly has the look.

2 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I have no idea what she looks like but yea most surly members are miserable mofos with wack pussy laying next to them

I'm sorry, I don't speak jive...

And yeah, she's built like a linebacker

Just now, troph said:

She’s not a 4 she’s much higher than that but she most certainly has the look.

Oh, I've fucked many a 4.  She's no 4 my friend.  She's much better. 

Just now, freyguy said:

I'm sorry, I don't speak jive...

And yeah, she's built like a linebacker

She's built like one of our linebackers, but that's Tom Herman's fault. 

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