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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

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I was going to watch the Rice game tonight anyway, but the game itself doesn't even matter now. Can't imagine what it will be like. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I don't think people understand the charge. He tried to strangle someone to death and likely got interrupted by the police. He's not going to coach anywhere another day ever. 

I've heard horror stories of guys defending themselves from drunk girlfriends and being hauled to jail. Honestly the optics are so bad he's probably going to be fired no matter what the facts say, so he's gotta go.

On the specific topic of whether he "tried to strangle someone to death" I agree with the posters saying let's wait for the facts to come out. I want to hear more facts before I say he's an attempted murderer. But right now it doesn't look good at all.

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Former Tech baseball coach must be shitting his pants right about now.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

I was going to watch the Rice game tonight anyway, but the game itself doesn't even matter now. Can't imagine what it will be like. 

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3 minutes ago, JesusFChrist said:

No way he gets fired. You self-righteous assholes know nothing.

Jesus F Christ

2 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Yup

Sounds like you don't understand the charge. Wouldn't he be charged with somehting like, you know, Attempted Murder, if he was attempting to murder someone?

1 minute ago, JesusFChrist said:

No way he gets fired. You self-righteous assholes know nothing.

I mean I concede I don't know all the details and maybe there exists a possibility he doesn't get fired...but no way he gets fired? Do you know something we don't?

Can't be disappointed if you don't let yourself get invested in the program in the first place. I learned that after 12 years of football mediocrity.

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16 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Pay the victim to lie and drop the charges?

Ball game. 

3 minutes ago, JesusFChrist said:

No way he gets fired. You self-righteous assholes know nothing.

He's getting fired and it has zero to do w/self-righteousness.  I don't give two shits whether they fire him or not, but he's getting fired.

 

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I mean I concede I don't know all the details and maybe there exists a possibility he doesn't get fired...but no way he gets fired? Do you know something we don't?

well he is JesusFChrist.

1 minute ago, JesusFChrist said:

Sounds like you don't understand the charge. Wouldn't he be charged with somehting like, you know, Attempted Murder, if he was attempting to murder someone?

Let's bet.

$1000 sound good?

The police report here will be interesting.  I imagine it will get out in a day or so.

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I was going to watch the Rice game tonight anyway, but the game itself doesn't even matter now. Can't imagine what it will be like. 

The rest of the team has nothing to do with this shit. 

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1 minute ago, po elvis said:

well he is JesusFChrist.

That's how you know he's a fraud. Jesus's middle initial is H, everyone knows that. 

6 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

4d chess. Get the choking out of the way before March. 

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he's innocent until proven guilty.

he's a great coach, BUT could be a shitty, horrible person.  if he's convicted, fuck this guy.  we'll see.

 

on the bright side, ticket prices should drop, no?

 

 

 

 

Take it with a grain of salt, but I heard he was strangling his daughter's boyfriend.

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3 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Can't be disappointed if you don't let yourself get invested in the program in the first place. I learned that after 12 years of football mediocrity.

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Spot on.

Won't lose a minute of sleep over this.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

The rest of the team has nothing to do with this shit. 

Wasn't even thinking about the rest of the team.

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You guys will fire him by noon.

He'll take a year or two off of coaching.

Liberty will hire him, and there will be a narrative that he's "a changed man" and a "man of Christ".

He'll take Liberty to a Sweet 16.

Baylor hires him when Drew retires.

6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I've heard horror stories of guys defending themselves from drunk girlfriends and being hauled to jail. Honestly the optics are so bad he's probably going to be fired no matter what the facts say, so he's gotta go.

On the specific topic of whether he "tried to strangle someone to death" I agree with the posters saying let's wait for the facts to come out. I want to hear more facts before I say he's an attempted murderer. But right now it doesn't look good at all.

In less than 4 hours from time of incident he was charged with a felony. The facts are not going to get any better than they are right now

Just now, Deej said:

Take it with a grain of salt, but I heard he was strangling his daughter's boyfriend.

If true why was Beard the only one charged

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Although...I mean, wait a minute, let's not be too hasty.  He is charged with impeding breath circulation.  Shit, I do that to my wife all the time when I give her the post-chili dog dutch oven treatment.  Maybe Beard was just farting under the covers a lot.  Maybe that's it, guys?  Wadda ya think?  Think there's a shot?

 

Yeah...shit....me neither.

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No way he gets fired. You self-righteous assholes know nothing.

Just signed up to post this?

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1 minute ago, Deej said:

Take it with a grain of salt, but I heard he was strangling his daughter's boyfriend.

how is that a "family member"? 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Take it with a grain of salt, but I heard he was strangling his daughter's boyfriend.

Ah, the old climbing in the back window at 2am ploy for some early morning tuna town tango.

Just now, chainsaw said:

If true why was Beard the only one charged

Do choking victims normally get arrested in Travis County? 

There are two other possibilities we may need to consider ...

1. That Beard, his wife and/or Mistress are into the S&M, B&D lifestyle. And after trussing up his wife and/or girlfriend like a Thanksgiving turkey, he was restricting their airflow to increase the intensity of their orgasm, or;

2. Maybe... and just work with me here... maybe, a certain male appendage is so HUGE, that during casual sexual play, that appendage was placed in her oral cavity too deeply and aggressively.

NAH...

He's toast on a stick.

I will be the engineer on the "Rush to Judgment" train. He needs to be gone as in ... now.

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

You guys will fire him by noon.

He'll take a year or two off of coaching.

Liberty will hire him, and there will be a narrative that he's "a changed man" and a "man of Christ".

He'll take Liberty to a Sweet 16.

Baylor hires him when Drew retires.

This

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

You guys will fire him by noon.

He'll take a year or two off of coaching.

Liberty will hire him, and there will be a narrative that he's "a changed man" and a "man of Christ".

He'll take Liberty to a Sweet 16.

Baylor hires him when Drew retires.

Knowing absolutely nothing other than the charge... this is what I would think.

18 minutes ago, Techsan23 said:

another morally bankrupt UT fan. Will you people please go support Baylor.

All the fans reacting with the "Fuck you" emoticon for this message. Go to church, you're all pathetic human beings and a drain on society. This world would be a better place without you scumbags.

 

Sports shouldn't matter this much, go fix your lives.

 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Take it with a grain of salt, but I heard he was strangling his daughter's boyfriend.

Would also “count” as family violence. 
 

if the police are called for a domestic dispute, 9/10 they are taking someone back with them. CYA.  

53 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Nah he won't get fired for 1 offense with a top 10 team in the country. 

He needs to be in therapy and get help for whatever issue caused him to get violent. Whether it's alcohol, anger management, maybe needs to get divorced, or whatever it is. 

This just fucking sucks. 

We’re not Penn State. He’s gone. What a disgrace.

Happens ALL the time amigo...

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Just now, Techsan23 said:

All the fans reacting with the "Fuck you" emoticon for this message. Go to church, you're all pathetic human beings and a drain on society. This world would be a better place without you scumbags.

 

Sports shouldn't matter this much, go fix your lives.

 

Issue is you’re a tech fan calling Texas fans trash

Can’t we just hire the Tech coach? My tech acquaintances assure me he was the brains behind the operation 

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well... Fuck me....

That's not good. I guess we are going to see the coaching prowess of Rodney Terry tonight?

Most likely his wife.  These things can be nuanced.  Seen the scumbag spouse get the arrest, as they played the right carts to instigate it. HOWEVER, Chris Beard is a big guy with a known hot temper.  Which can be great for coaching, but not so good when you get arrested.  Not a good day for a team that was rising

 

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

how is that a "family member"? 

I'm not a lawyer, but know that in VAWA terms, family member is a super broad term that would distinguishes something like this hypothetical from a random act of violence against someone off the street.  

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

If true why was Beard the only one charged

In most cases it’s not a crime for 2 consenting teenagers to have sex, to the dismay of the girl’s father which in this case would be Chris Beard. 

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