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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

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4 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

In less than 4 hours from time of incident he was charged with a felony. The facts are not going to get any better than they are right now

This is what convinced me it is likely irredeemably bad. Felon charges right out the gate. 

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2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

how is that a "family member"? 

Generic term for Travis County. 
 

Assault Bodily Injury - bar fight with stranger

 

assault family violence - victim is known. Roommate, friend , family, neighbor etc. Its not literal, as is the term “impede breath”. Wide range of interpretation from the court. 

4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Just signed up to post this?

Hi Chris.

I created my account today solely because this dirtbag is posting this crap. It's so embarrassing as a fan base to have people like him be associated with us.

2 minutes ago, Techsan23 said:

All the fans reacting with the "Fuck you" emoticon for this message. Go to church, you're all pathetic human beings and a drain on society. This world would be a better place without you scumbags.

 

Sports shouldn't matter this much, go fix your lives.

 

Okay chomo 

52 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uh, if he choked someone, he's fired.

Herman choked a lot before he got fired. 

I don't think people understand the charge. He tried to strangle someone to death and likely got interrupted by the police. He's not going to coach anywhere another day ever. 
I understand the charge. I also understand sports, especially at this level. I'm not saying it will be any time soon but some program will give him another shot down the line.
1 minute ago, horn4life said:

well... Fuck me....

That's not good. I guess we are going to see the coaching prowess of Rodney Terry tonight?

Most likely his wife.  These things can be nuanced.  Seen the scumbag spouse get the arrest, as they played the right carts to instigate it. HOWEVER, Chris Beard is a big guy with a known hot temper.  Which can be great for coaching, but not so good when you get arrested.  Not a good day for a team that was rising

 

Beard isn't married. 

5 minutes ago, Techsan23 said:

All the fans reacting with the "Fuck you" emoticon for this message. Go to church, you're all pathetic human beings and a drain on society. This world would be a better place without you scumbags.

 

Sports shouldn't matter this much, go fix your lives.

 

You're getting negged for being a dipshit who is clearly rep hunting by repeatedly quoting the same guy who everyone else has already called an idiot. You seem less interested in what's right and more interested in giving off the appearance of righteousness. 

Shorter version: STFU already. 

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If it was rough sex that went too far, does he stay? We can’t kink shame any more, right?


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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm asking in a non-creepy way. How old is his daughter?

has 3, oldest like 20ish.. couple younger sisters that are teens I think

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Not sure how to react to all of this. Most Texas basketball coaches don't choke until March.

1 minute ago, CashMcCoy said:

Can’t wait to hear Lowell Galindo’s take on this tonight

It's too bad it wasn't him that was arrested. 

3 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Most likely his wife.

Not married. Has a girlfriend. 

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm asking in a non-creepy way. How old is his daughter?

Coincidentally, Dillon Mitchell reposted a picture from Beards’ daughter’s Instagram yesterday, naturally I took a look. I’d say she’s about 15.

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Just now, Wally Pryor said:

It's too bad it wasn't him that was arrested. 

What if he was choking Lowell Galindo

49 minutes ago, Cajun said:

He's done.

Not only at Texas, but his career is over.

Bobby Knight choked a student on video and got to coach again…at Tech! Maybe there will be a reunion between Beard and the STI crowd. 

It is a little too early to speculate on how this all goes down.

A few things I do know about on this issue:

Family is in Tarrytown.

Yes, police will book under family assault if it’s a girlfriend.

Lawyers can chime in here, but Austin police have a rule regarding family violence. Someone is getting arrested and charged when there is a physical act involved, or if one party won’t say anything and the other says a physical act occurred. 

And given how many coaches have come back from bad things to coach again, it’s too premature to say he won’t coach again. The moral code has been thrown out the window by many universities. 

At least it seems like most of our fan base isn't rushing to excuse him and give him another chance.

 

15 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Can't be disappointed if you don't let yourself get invested in the program in the first place. I learned that after 12 years of football mediocrity.

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True, but I was all-in on this one.  Beard was our Coach K.  Multiple championships and a bunch of Final Fours over the next 20-ish years.  Fuck, it was already happening.

God dammit, man.

Beards wife a Tech fan confirmed. Probably some Lubbock oil NIL money paid to her to accuse him. 
 

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5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Maybe we can get the minister of culture to defend him like he did Samuel L. Jackson.

"Now imagine he's Vince Young."

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

What if he was choking Lowell Galindo

"We were wrong about you, Chris. Here, have the key to the city."

3 minutes ago, CheesePie said:

Coincidentally, Dillon Mitchell reposted a picture from Beards’ daughter’s Instagram yesterday, naturally I took a look. I’d say she’s about 15.

I hate everything about this post.

14 minutes ago, Deej said:

Take it with a grain of salt, but I heard he was strangling his daughter's boyfriend.

IF true, as a father to several daughters.....

 

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49 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

At a home? Not his home? Does he even live in Tarrytown?

Let the facts play out. It could be he found out a family member was molesting his daughter or had in the past and went off. May not even be his wife. We'll see what happens 

You need to step away from this thread. You repeatedly make an ass of yourself and this is now the leader in the clubhouse, surpassing your take that Sark was going to be embarrassed to let Casey walk. 

24 minutes ago, Techsan23 said:

another morally bankrupt UT fan. Will you people please go support Baylor.

Just keep delivering the pizzas on time, Techsan. image.gif.2db18680fa2ad8344b869a15dc4ff0ec.gif

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

True, but I was all-in on this one.  Beard was our Coach K.  Multiple championships and a bunch of Final Fours over the next 20-ish years.  Fuck, it was already happening.

God dammit, man.

He was doing a fantastic job of uniting the family too! Now it’s all being thrown away 

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

It is a little too early to speculate on how this all goes down.

A few things I do know about on this issue:

Family is in Tarrytown.

Yes, police will book under family assault if it’s a girlfriend.

Lawyers can chime in here, but Austin police have a rule regarding family violence. Someone is getting arrested and charged when there is a physical act involved, or if one party won’t say anything and the other says a physical act occurred. 

And given how many coaches have come back from bad things to coach again, it’s too premature to say he won’t coach again. The moral code has been thrown out the window by many universities. 

He may very well coach again, he won't coach another game here.  

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Not married. Has a girlfriend. 

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Maybe the gf is into that?

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7 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


Don’t bring me into this I’ve got enough issues already

same here amigo

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I'm not saying anything like this happened, but time for a CSB ...

I know a guy who was charged for this exact thing a few years back.

He and his wife were drunk late one evening and had an argument at their house. She started to get violent.  He was trying to restrain her from hitting him and was holding her arms with his hands when they went to the ground.  While still holding her wrists in his hands, his forearm ended up across her neck which was enough for her to stop the struggle.  When he let her up, she locked herself in a room and called the cops.  They arrested him on this same charge and he spent the night in jail.  The next day, when everyone was sober, he realized he should have just left the house and she realized that she overreacted in accusing him of choking her (she told me this directly).  The charges ended up being dropped and after some counseling they are still married and have put it behind them. 

All that to say, we do not know the facts yet, so I will reserve judgement until they come out.  Once they do, if he really did strangle someone, he needs help and jail and a new career.

He will absolutely coach again unless he gets convicted. 

He will almost assuredly not contine to coach at Texas save a couple of extremely specific scenarios that I think have already been covered in this thread. 

10 minutes ago, Techsan23 said:

I created my account today solely because this dirtbag is posting this crap. It's so embarrassing as a fan base to have people like him be associated with us.

Stop dm'ing people you tech fan cunt. Fuck you. 

IP ban this piece of shit

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

What if he was choking Lowell Galindo

Galindo was fucking his daughter?  What a scumbag. 

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

I hate everything about this post.

I wouldn’t expect an old to understand that this is very mundane thing on Instagram. Maybe that’s why you’re upset? Because you don’t understand social media?

Are you’re upset because it appears Dillon Mitchell is supporting Beard? 
 

I’m lost.

10 minutes ago, Techsan23 said:

I created my account today solely because this dirtbag is posting this crap. It's so embarrassing as a fan base to have people like him be associated with us.

very seriously, i don't think Surly is for you. that is shown by your recycling usernames btw.

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3 minutes ago, petscii said:

He may very well coach again, he won't coach another game here.  

what did he do? i think i missed the details.

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2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Galindo was fucking his daughter?  What a scumbag. 

If he choked Lowell, he should get a raise.

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Galindo was fucking his daughter?  What a scumbag. 

Maybe Galindo was fucking his daughter's boyfriend.

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