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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

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I really do want to see Chris Beard reinstated.

 

I'm sure a lot of us do, but we don't all have the same reasons. I want to be clear about my motivations.

 

It's not because Beard has, in a very short time, elevated Texas basketball to the point where even a guy like me who just doesn't really like the sport very much is suddenly interested in it. That's a pretty important side-benefit, but it's not the main reason.

It's not because I doubt his fiancee's initial accusations or anything. Domestic abuse is a really awful issue that destroys lives, and we need to take these things as seriously as possible, while not also ending up in witch hunts (Duke lacrosse, holla).

It's also not because of the salty tears from Tech fans that would follow, although that absolutely would make reinstatement deliciously fun.

 

All of those things are really important considerations, but they're not why I want Beard reinstated.

 

I want Beard reinstated because I am a petty, awful person and I really want to see BitterWhiteGuy's meltdown after the fact.

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@JFKFCDude shut the fuck up and move on

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9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I thought three 911 call came from a neighbor. 

Thought it was in the police report that she called 911. But sometimes I drink booze. 

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I honestly don't care what happens to Beard but I have to admit I have been rooting for him to get reinstated just to piss off JFKFC. I've had enough of his shit after reading weeks of his sanctimonious bullshit.

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This thread will be fun if he’s retained. Can’t wait for the next time we’re looking for a football head coach and Urbans name comes up. Will be fun to get some receipts. 

Urban will be dead by the time we move on from Seven Championship Steve.

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I really do want to see Chris Beard reinstated.

 

I'm sure a lot of us do, but we don't all have the same reasons. I want to be clear about my motivations.

 

It's not because Beard has, in a very short time, elevated Texas basketball to the point where even a guy like me who just doesn't really like the sport very much is suddenly interested in it. That's a pretty important side-benefit, but it's not the main reason.

It's not because I doubt his fiancee's initial accusations or anything. Domestic abuse is a really awful issue that destroys lives, and we need to take these things as seriously as possible, while not also ending up in witch hunts (Duke lacrosse, holla).

It's also not because of the salty tears from Tech fans that would follow, although that absolutely would make reinstatement deliciously fun.

 

All of those things are really important considerations, but they're not why I want Beard reinstated.

 

I want Beard reinstated because I am a petty, awful person and I really want to see BitterWhiteGuy's meltdown after the fact.

 

Roflroflroflroflrofl

 

 

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I really do want to see Chris Beard reinstated.

 

I'm sure a lot of us do, but we don't all have the same reasons. I want to be clear about my motivations.

 

It's not because Beard has, in a very short time, elevated Texas basketball to the point where even a guy like me who just doesn't really like the sport very much is suddenly interested in it. That's a pretty important side-benefit, but it's not the main reason.

It's not because I doubt his fiancee's initial accusations or anything. Domestic abuse is a really awful issue that destroys lives, and we need to take these things as seriously as possible, while not also ending up in witch hunts (Duke lacrosse, holla).

It's also not because of the salty tears from Tech fans that would follow, although that absolutely would make reinstatement deliciously fun.

 

All of those things are really important considerations, but they're not why I want Beard reinstated.

 

I want Beard reinstated because I am a petty, awful person and I really want to see BitterWhiteGuy's meltdown after the fact.

 

I was 1/5 thru this post and KNEW where it was going

I love it when you assholes hate eachother more than me.  This news leaves me deeply…gruntled.  

My prediction is still that he is terminated but that the charges are dropped.  The lawyering enables a better financial settlement.  Nice job, Perry!

1 minute ago, JFKFC said:

This isn't about being sanctimonious. It is so common for abused women to falsely recant over and over again that this statement tonight is meaningless in regards to national optics. It will be humiliating to the university if CDC keeps Beard based on this statement. 

If the university decides to keep Beard, it won’t be because of a statement released by her on a Friday night. 

3 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I honestly don't care what happens to Beard but I have to admit I have been rooting for him to get reinstated just to piss off JFKFC. I've had enough of his shit after reading weeks of his sanctimonious bullshit.

And that loop guy.  He may have a stroke.  

39 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

In a thread full of dumb posts, this is the dumbest. 

You pout more than anybody I’ve ever seen. Including my 5yr old niece. Congrats. 

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This thread will be fun if he’s retained. Can’t wait for the next time we’re looking for a football head coach and Urbans name comes up. Will be fun to get some receipts. 

Any (reasonable) attempt at equating the two will require knowing a lot more than is known about the Beard situation. Probably more than anyone other than the two of them and their lawyers will ever know. 

My guess is she wouldn't have put that statement out there unless she had an epiphany about losing that bag

7 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

My prediction is still that he is terminated but that the charges are dropped.  The lawyering enables a better financial settlement.  Nice job, Perry!

Nah, UT is going SEC, SEC, SEC. The full extent of which we don’t know (was he just a total scumbag or did she rage on him first so theres some extenuating circumstances) but this is orchestrated to keep him and she’s gonna get some cash. I just hope it’s coming out of his pocket. 

The opposing student sections this season are going to have some creative materials and chants at Beard

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

The opposing student sections this season are going to have some creative materials and chants at Beard

Bring it on. Chumps

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2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

The opposing student sections this season are going to have some creative materials and chants at Beard

Oh no, opposing fans are going to make fun of Texas and hate on us. That’s never happened before.

3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

The opposing student sections this season are going to have some creative materials and chants at Beard

time to embrace the hate  

 

He can wear a lapel ribbon for DV causes and volunteer at the shelter. Problem solved!

Just now, closetohumping said:

Found this, fuck whoever did this:

 

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Uhm, pretty sure Coach Beard did this...

5 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

The opposing student sections this season are going to have some creative materials and chants at Beard

Point at the scoreboard. 

26 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Could be wrong, but I do believe Trew just got in on some of that NIL stack

Or she doesn’t want to give up her meal ticket to work as a junior high volleyball coach in Frenship while making 40k a year?

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The only thing I've disliked during this entire process is the criticism CDC has received. 

No matter what side you stand on, it's perfectly fine for CDC to collect the facts and reach a decision at a later date. Those calling for CDC to fire Beard immediately are morons. I don't know if you call this cancel culture (or whatever) but it's par for the course. 

 

 

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11 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I love it when you assholes hate eachother more than me.  This news leaves me deeply…gruntled.  

You might be misreading the room a bit.  I like you more than most sooners, but you're still a dirty, cheating shitbag who deserves sports misery for a century.  No offense and happy holidays, methy prick.

24 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

This isn't about being sanctimonious. It is so common for abused women to falsely recant over and over again that this statement tonight is meaningless in regards to national optics. It will be humiliating to the university if CDC keeps Beard based on this statement. 

Keep him on this statement? I suspect they are just getting started.  You don’t need 3 weeks to plan a leak that he asked for a medic and statement recanting her story. 

“I’ll wait to see the highly respected opinion of BitterWhiteGuy before taking a stance” -6th street and JFKFC

Just now, TexArcher said:

You might be misreading the room a bit.  I like you more than most sooners, but you're still a dirty, cheating shitbag who deserves sports misery for a century.  No offense and happy holidays, methy prick.

Well that’s a complement, sir.  Just a great time of year to get smashed at home and watch surly do what it does best…bitch and moan.  

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Found this, fuck whoever did this:

 

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Can you imagine his team going to an away venue and thousands of students holding up signs with that image on it?

Be real fucked up if the truth ever came out that she was at fault for everything wouldn’t it. Be a lot of owed apologies that would be left unsaid. 

14 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

The opposing student sections this season are going to have some creative materials and chants at Beard

Lubbock will be brutal. We should forfeit!

2 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Be real fucked up if the truth ever came out that she was at fault for everything wouldn’t it. Be a lot of owed apologies that would be left unsaid. 

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The only thing this thread has educated me on is that there are way too many Lawyers on surly  

Know what I mean

 

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16 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Found this, fuck whoever did this:

 

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Get your bachelor's degree, get your master's degree, get your Ph.D.... but most of all get your hands up.  

Be real fucked up if the truth ever came out that she was at fault for everything wouldn’t it. Be a lot of owed apologies that would be left unsaid. 

Doesn’t matter. Anyone that doesn’t want to believe won’t believe it anyway.

At this point, who gives a shit. Let’s win some titles.

Consider the source, I know. But Ketchum said this:

I was told they wanted him to resign and two separate deadlines were given and passed.

They might be afraid to fire him.

I'm certainly not hinting that I completely know.

FCB has a direct line to CDC because he’s written some fluff pieces stroking him.  What does his update say?

23 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Be real fucked up if the truth ever came out that she was at fault for everything wouldn’t it. Be a lot of owed apologies that would be left unsaid. 

 

 

29 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Well that’s a complement, sir.  Just a great time of year to get smashed at home and watch surly do what it does best…bitch and moan.  

Go shove a goat up your own ass.  And happy new year.

It’s amazing to me that everyone is guilty until proven innocent.  What in his past has shown that he is a serial abuser?  Didn’t the 4 schools that hired him do a background check?  I don’t think that  was pushed under the mat. No one was there so we don’t know what happened. If he did it, he should be fired for cause.  If he didn’t and it was an angry woman, let it go.  I am old enough to remember what happened to the Duke Lacrosse players.  All were convicted in the court of public opinion until the facts came out and the accuser was proven a liar. 

57 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

This isn't about being sanctimonious. It is so common for abused women to falsely recant over and over again that this statement tonight is meaningless in regards to national optics. It will be humiliating to the university if CDC keeps Beard based on this statement. 


You should state your opinion twenty of thirty more times just so we know what your view on the subject is. Then go fuck yourself. 

Have charges been filed??

 

So, there was no choking and there was no biting?

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