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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

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2 minutes ago, Techsan23 said:

I'm loving this shit. There's 100+ of you that are dog shit human beings with no moral compass. All of you hiding behind a keyboard revealing your true selves. 

I'm sorry your entire identity is based on a college team that has no relation to yourselves and now your lives are crashing down as your emperor is sitting in travis county jail. 

 

This group is the worst of UT fans. 

 

You cheer for Texas Tech.

Have a nice life.

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2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Reports are 911 call happened just after midnight and he was arrested after 4AM? What APD doing?

Booked after 4AM, arrested well before that

44 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

What if he was choking Lowell Galindo

Medal of freedom and petition King Charles for a knighthood. 

7 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Helluva place to shit out a hangover

New Surly motto?

51 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm asking in a non-creepy way. How old is his daughter?

three girls, 22 to 16ish. 

Maybe we can trade him for a coach being held in a Russian prison 

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Who called 911?

This is a really important part of the equation.

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

He's not getting fired if it was just the daughter's boyfriend. It's still bad but a dad protecting his daughter is such easy spin. 

You can’t assault & strangle someone just because they’re dating your child. What are you talking about. If it was some kind of defense situation the boyfriend would’ve likely been arrested too.

8 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Hmmm.  I'm sure a few Surly posters, including me, studied under Alan Sager while attending UT.

He mistreated and cheated Supercuts employees for years: https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2003-05-30/161549/. 

I guess we're shitty humans just like him?

 

I totally had him and remember him as my Supercuts professor

The appropriate punishment would be to suspend Chris Beard for one half of the first NIT tournament game. 

Ironically, his success sort of hurts him here. If he was Shaka with a squeaky clean image, and not a history of great success, he might actually  survive, because people wouldn’t think we were making deals with the devil. You might hear a little bit of more of “let’s see what the facts bear out. “ With beard, he’s a little bit shadier, and a decision in his favor would look like as bowing down to a few more wins. 

Just now, Helobious said:

You can’t assault & strangle someone just because they’re dating your child. What are you talking about. If it was some kind of defense situation the boyfriend would’ve likely been arrested too.

So you think Beard just randomly choked the boyfriend over nothing? If it's the boyfriend I will be shocked if Beard is fired. 

8 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Exactly.

Cut ties with this dude ASAP and pretend he never existed. Purge the websites.

Agreed on ASAP.  But do it properly from a legal standpoint/termination for cause.  Shouldn't take long.

With our last two HC football hires there have been red flags…with football we just take a “wait and cross our fingers approach bc the potential outweighs the red flags.” The thing about red flags are be it in personal or professional relationships the outcome is almost always bad…

I really didn’t know much about Beard other than he is a great BB. Were there these types of red flags we should have notated and disregarded bc of the potential for success on the court?

This fucking sucks. Obviously we will get more information sooner rather than later but 2 am on the morning of a game…? Strangulation? Geez…I will keep an open mind bc I always do but damn.

6 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

@immamac, what exactly what you say you do around here?

Homemade McRib

7 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Reports are 911 call happened just after midnight and he was arrested after 4AM? What APD doing?

first time?

Doesn't the charge specify that it was assault of a "family member"?  Why would it say that if it was the daughter's boyfriend?  

1.  The “daughter’s boyfriend” scenario is totally made up. We don’t know who was injured. 
2.  The initial call was shortly after midnight reporting that an incident was in progress. These are considered “hotshot” calls because they are reporting an incident in progress that is threatening life and/or property. 

Even if it's a boyfriend that boyfriend would need to not be a minor. 

If he was assaulting a minor, wouldn't that be part of the charges, though? Or not necessarily? 

If it's an adult male it obviously helps his case/future career tremendously. I think if it's a female/his girlfriend he's 100% toast at Texas. 

And for all the other degenerates here...the line on our game tonight is still up, at least on betonline, and it moved from -28 last night to -24 as of five minutes ago.
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42 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Galindo was fucking his daughter?  What a scumbag. 

To be fair, they're probably the same height.

I'm loving this shit. There's 100+ of you that are dog shit human beings with no moral compass. All of you hiding behind a keyboard revealing your true selves. 
I'm sorry your entire identity is based on a college team that has no relation to yourselves and now your lives are crashing down as your emperor is sitting in travis county jail. 
 
This group is the worst of UT fans. 
 

Who the fuck are you and why are you here?
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

With our last two HC football hires there have been red flags…with football we just take a “wait and cross our fingers approach bc the potential outweighs the red flags.” The thing about red flags are be it in personal or professional relationships the outcome is almost always bad…

I really didn’t know much about Beard other than he is a great BB. Were there these types of red flags we should have notated and disregarded bc of the potential for success on the court?

This fucking sucks. Obviously we will get more information sooner rather than later but 2 am on the morning of a game…? Strangulation? Geez…I will keep an open mind bc I always do but damn.

There were red flags and rumors his entirely time at Tech, but it was all behind the scenes and nothing I would expect anyone in the UT sphere to have known about. And nothing that would really indicate this kind of thing was a possibility.

5 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Booked after 4AM, arrested well before that

I thought the timeline was...

Called after midnight

Arrested at 2am

Booked at 4am

Still in jail at 9am

22 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

The over-reactionary nature of this place is funny. Fuckers need to be taught to wait for evidence. One tweet by TMZ and everyone goes batshit losing their minds trying to ban a dude for life from his profession. 

This isn't little league. This dude's not working with children. He's coaching giants. You don't fire him if he assaulted his daughter's boyfriend. 

Congrats on the stupidest take I’ve read this morning 

“you don’t fire someone who was drunk choking his daughters boyfriend at 2 AM!” GTFOut of here 

24 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

The police don't believe what Immamac said is the case. That's why they charged with 3rd degree and not attempted murder. 

They aren't charging a guy who tried to kill someone with a low level felony. They let the DA plead down to that later

The police aren't the ones who bring charges. That Beard has already been charged by authorities within a few hours can't be taken as a good sign. At all.

 

7 minutes ago, Techsan23 said:

I'm loving this shit. There's 100+ of you that are dog shit human beings with no moral compass. All of you hiding behind a keyboard revealing your true selves. 

I'm sorry your entire identity is based on a college team that has no relation to yourselves and now your lives are crashing down as your emperor is sitting in travis county jail. 

 

This group is the worst of UT fans. 

 

I let your first few posts go by but then you had to take the extra step. Negged. You're fixin' to get crowd-sourced if @immamac doesn't straight up IP ban you.

14 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

His daughter's (likely teenage) boyfriend? Yeah, man, you do.

UT sure as fuck will.

20 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

 

 


So really, there is no news indicating it was in defense of himself or his daughter(s), and the daughter’s boyfriend thing is message board wishcasting.

$9.95 plz

 

 

Ding ding ding 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

So you think Beard just randomly choked the boyfriend over nothing? If it's the boyfriend I will be shocked if Beard is fired. 

We don’t know that it was the boyfriend or even a male. Having seen shit like this play out in person I think it’s much more likely a verbal altercation that got out of hand & turned physical vs a boyfriend assaulting a daughter in her father’s house while he’s home. But my guess is as worthless as yours.

2 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Doesn't the charge specify that it was assault of a "family member"?  Why would it say that if it was the daughter's boyfriend?  

It was already noted earlier in the thread that boyfriends fall under that umbrella for this particular offense. 

 

Granted, my knowledge of Criminal Courts is mainly from Law and Order, but won't the prosecutor lay out exactly what (allegedly) happened to the judge in a bail hearing? And shouldn't that be in a few hours? Assuming you can't just bail out of felony charges.

Just now, Helobious said:

But my guess is as worthless as yours.

You think too highly of your guesses.

Can we just find out what actually happened before absolving him or crucifying him?  Man... it would be nice to have some details.  Its been less than 12 hours and some of y'all either have him back at practice or checking into Huntsville.

58 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

You guys will fire him by noon.

He'll take a year or two off of coaching.

Liberty will hire him, and there will be a narrative that he's "a changed man" and a "man of Christ".

He'll take Liberty to a Sweet 16.

Baylor hires him when Drew retires.

Tyreek Hill was kicked off of the OKST football team for choking his pregnant girlfriend, which was only part of his overall asaault on her. This was a week after a Bedlam touchdown that would have cemented him as an all-time legend here, and would have been primed for a huge senior season. He's now a top 10 NFL receiver and nobody seems to care anymore for some reason. He is rarely discussed at OSU these days. There's always someone who wants to win enough they don't give a fuck. It'll be true here too, especially if its a "she started it" situation or even more so if it was a son in law. He's probably gone from UT either way, but someone somewhere will give him a job. What a terrible situation all around, just awful. 

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3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Called after midnight

Arrested at 2am

Booked at 4am

Still in jail at 9am

I think this is a Kriss Kristofferson song. 

In what world would anyone be innocuously choking their daughters teenage boyfriend at 2 am?

JFC people. Accept reality. It’s only a game. 

2 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

Congrats on the stupidest take I’ve read this morning 

“you don’t fire someone who was drunk choking his daughters boyfriend at 2 AM!” GTFOut of here 

actually i think whoever posted this with the information we have so far has the stupidest take i have read...

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Jesus. Alcohol is a helluva drug. What an absolute idiot. I really liked the guy but he’s done.

 

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Called after midnight

Arrested at 2am

The cops were called because he was strangling someone. Apparently he was still strangling them when the cops arrived. Are you suggesting this was (at least) a 2 hour strangling? 

No idea how credible this person is. 

E: This has to be fake, right? Wouldn't this be a HIPAA violation?

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The police aren't the ones who bring charges. That Beard has already been charged by authorities within a few hours can't be taken as a good sign. At all.

 

I let your first few posts go by but then you had to take the extra step. Negged. You're fixin' to get crowd-sourced if @immamac doesn't straight up IP ban you.

Technically you are correct but I guarantee no prosecutor was up at 2 am drafting charging documents before a police report was even written, so he prolly hasn’t been “charged” yet other than police booking him in and turning in a PC statement. 

Just now, 'stache said:

Tyreek Hill was kicked off of the OKST football team for choking his pregnant girlfriend, which was only part of his overall asaault on her. This was a week after a Bedlam touchdown that would have cemented him as an all-time legend here, and would have been primed for a huge senior season. He's now a top 10 NFL receiver and nobody seems to care anymore for some reason. 

 

I do. And it wasn't just a pregnant girlfriend.  

Hill was and still is a piece of shit. 

13 minutes ago, Techsan23 said:

I'm loving this shit. There's 100+ of you that are dog shit human beings with no moral compass. All of you hiding behind a keyboard revealing your true selves. 

I'm sorry your entire identity is based on a college team that has no relation to yourselves and now your lives are crashing down as your emperor is sitting in travis county jail. 

 

This group is the worst of UT fans. 

 

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I logged in to surly for this? Fuck me.

How furiously is bwg masturbating over this news?

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