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So the shocking twist is that their own sons are the ones hooking up with the other moms right?

So the shocking twist is that their own sons are the ones hooking up with the other moms right?




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24 minutes ago, WBT said:

So the shocking twist is that their own sons are the ones hooking up with the other moms right?

Has to be. 

Also, some of those MILFs look a little... worn out?

There’s like a million porn channels already devoted to this. Not sure why we need to see a non-naked version. 

38 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

There’s like a million porn channels already devoted to this. Not sure why we need to see a non-naked version. 

Yeah but I don't think any of the MILFs are going to get stuck in appliances or under tables while doing chores in this version. 

But,  I'm putting the number of realtors O/U at 3.

There is no way this is real, right? 

I'm assuming this is a fake trailer and a publicity stunt for something else all together.  

That's because all their ex-husbands are out banging sugar babies, right?

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

But,  I'm putting the number of realtors O/U at 3.

I'd bet my life's savings on the over.

17 hours ago, ztejas said:

Has to be. 

Also, some of those MILFs look a little... worn out?

A lot more than "a little...worn out"

MILFS are different...

Those are cougars on the verge of extinction. 

8 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

MILFS are different...

Those are cougars on the verge of extinction. 

Sabretooths

19 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

SFW trailer. Any degrees of Surlyhorns here?

 

37 seconds in.

 

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Well, Appalachia is America's armpit.

That puts the taint somewhere right about College Station. 

20 hours ago, ztejas said:

Has to be. 

Also, some of those MILFs look a little... worn out?

Several of those ladies have a higher plastic content than a coke bottle.

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Several of those ladies have a higher plastic content than a coke bottle.

And potentially a high coke content. 

See a lot of 1:30am closing time 7’s in that cast of “MILF’s”

There are some days I really weep for the future of our country. Today is one of those days.

4 hours ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Maybe they better define what the F stands for in the first episode

Still drawing a blank though

Flout

Fend off …

 

"Flee"

1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said:

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7, 2, 1, 3, 5, 6, 4, X

i will not watch this, but i feel like somebody should, for the good of this thread.

volunteers?

I will watch for the hood of the board. These moms will all be unknowingly fick if each others sons. Hilarity will ensue and maybe our first reality murder.

i will not watch this, but i feel like somebody should, for the good of this thread.
volunteers?

No. But I promise to look at a few nsfw milf themed subreddits for the hood of me.
1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

7, 2, 1, 3, 5, 6, 4, X

bruh, you x'd the Targaryen baddie at the end?

 

SEC Saturday Night!

The shocking twist? All the MILFs are really men. 

All them old bitches’ faces are gonna melt off in that hot Mexican sun. 

One of them is Candi Fisher.

Jimbo:

 

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On 12/14/2022 at 5:21 PM, Macanudo said:

But,  I'm putting the number of realtors O/U at 3.

 

On 12/14/2022 at 7:07 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

I'd bet my life's savings on the over.

Might be a push.  Although perhaps the disco mommy and Jersey girl residing in LA were or are realtors.  This doesn't really say what they do for a living.

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The women include a competitive 47-year-old fitness studio owner from Mexico currently living in Miami, a spontaneous 50-year-old “disco mommy” from Orange County, a 44-year-old Jersey girl currently living in Los Angeles, a 59-year-old fitness instructor and singer from Los Angeles and a 50-year-old event planner who used to be the B-Girl back in the day, just to name a few.

https://www.tvinsider.com/1073804/milf-manor-trailer-premiere-date-tlc-discovery-plus/

8 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Since when are MILFs pushing 60?   

I meant a push on the over/under bet that there are 3 realtors in the bunch.  I am not a gambler so perhaps I did not use the right phrase.

On 12/16/2022 at 2:19 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

bruh, you x'd the Targaryen baddie at the end?

 

I wasn’t completely sure that

On 12/17/2022 at 12:35 PM, Deej said:

The shocking twist? All the MILFs are really men. 

this wasn’t the case

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