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Awright, awright, awright......

It's that time of year.  We need to start strategerizing our '23 list.  Who do ya'll have?

A few offerings:

1.  Harvey Weinstein

2.  Britney Spears

3.  Donald Trump

4.  Ghislaine Maxwell

5.  Bill Cosby

6.  Clarence Thomas

7.  Jimmy Carter

8.  Mark Mangino

9.  Putin

10.  Jimmy Swaggart (how is he still alive?)

 

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What in tarnation is going on here and what did you do with Wally?

54 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Awright, awright, awright......

It's that time of year.  We need to start strategerizing our '23 list.  Who do ya'll have?

A few offerings:

1.  Harvey Weinstein

2.  Britney Spears

3.  Donald Trump

4.  Ghislaine Maxwell

5.  Bill Cosby

6.  Clarence Thomas

7.  Jimmy Carter

8.  Mark Mangino

9.  Putin

10.  Jimmy Swaggart (how is he still alive?)

 

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This year's list amending prior year's ahem....hopes

Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton  Clarence Thomas

Carrot Top

Barry Switzer

Pete Davidson

Rush Limbaugh Tucker Carlson

Tom Herman  Jimbo Fisher (decided he needs to survive) so Jim Schlossnagle

Bill Cosby

Stan Kroenke  Gregg Berhalter

 Justin Bieber  Kanye West

 

Bobby Brown (53)

Shia LaBeouf (36)

Peter Max (85)

Quincy Jones (89)

Johnny Depp (59)

Willie Nelson (89) (again, sorry)

Baba Wawa (93)

Kim Jong-un (38) (Christmas wish list)

Brigitte Bardot (88)

Vladimir Putin (70) (Christmas wish list)

BONUS:  Sayyid Ali Hosseini Khamenei (83) (Christmas wish list)

 

 

 

 

 

Dick Van Dyke

Darth Vader

William Shatner

Mel Brooks

Keith Richards

Johnny Depp

Ed Sheeran

Corey Feldman

Mitch McConnell

19 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Dick Van Dyke    (Damn you!!)

Darth Vader

William Shatner   (Double Damn you!!)

Mel Brooks  (Tripple Damn you!!!)

Keith Richards  (Cockroach....will never die)

Johnny Depp

Ed Sheeran

Corey Feldman  (we will allow)

Mitch McConnell  (we will allow)

Just some editorial comments...

gotdammit i clicked without noticing the 2023 in thread title and when it opened all i saw was the first line...

pretty sure my heart skipped a few beats! 😳😝

1. Marv Levy

2. Jimmy Carter

3. David Allen Coe

4. Putin

5. Jerry Sandusky

6. Artie Lange

7. Bobby Brown

8. Kanye

9. Ellen Degeneres

10. Jimmy Buffett

I really hope not but wouldn't surprise me if Doug Stanhope kicked it this year. Dude drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney and has admitted he never goes to the doctor. Not the best combo for a 55-year-old  

1. Jerry Jones - Die already Jerry

2. Sir Elton John

3. Mel Brooks

4. Michael J. Fox

5. William Shatner

6. Tanya Tucker

7. Matthew Perry

8. Demi Lavato

9. Ronnie Wood

10. Pope Francis

12 hours ago, DixonHur said:

 

Keith Richards

 

He ls laughing at you

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Carter, Clinton and Biden.

Trump and Kushner.

Putin and Zelensky.

Coppola, Scorsese, Pacino, DeNiro and Pesci.

Crosby (David and Sidney) and Cosby.

Prince Harry and King Charles.

I want to fight you sumbitches with a framing hammer for betting on Jimmy Carter.

1-5 at the same time (plane crash)

1. Donald Trump

2. Donald Trump Jr.

3. Kimberly Guilfoyle

4. Ivanka Trump

5. Jared Kushner

6. Jerry Jones

7. Elon Musk

8. Kevin Sorbo

9. Putin

10. Frank Stallone

 

 

4 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

1-5 at the same time (plane crash)

1. Donald Trump

2. Donald Trump Jr.

3. Kimberly Guilfoyle

4. Ivanka Trump

5. Jared Kushner

6. Jerry Jones

7. Elon Musk

8. Kevin Sorbo

9. Putin

10. Frank Stallone

 

 

Very Lynyrd Skynyrd-y of you.

Ukraine
Chunks of Russia
Hawaii big island
Bob Barker
Keith Richard
Wlllie
Phil the flex seal guy
Bill parcells
George Soros
Carol Burnett

1) Oprah

2) Roger Waters

3) Putin

4) Elon Musk

5) Erdogan

6) Nancy Pelosi

7)Sam Bankman-Fried

8 ) Jack Dorsey

9) Fauci

10) Ryan Leaf

Michael Flynn (63)

Lee Mazzilli (67)

Pete Rose (81)

James Baker (92)

Mara Wilson (35)

Harrison Schmitt (87)

Todd Bridges (57)

Kid Rock (51)

Tito Jackson (69)

Herschel Walker (60)

 

Norman Lear

Henry Kissinger

Bob Barker

Johnny Gilbert

Jimmy Carter

Dick Van Dyke

David Attenborough

Mel Brooks

Tony Bennett

Doc Severinsen

3 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Michael Flynn (63)

Lee Mazzilli (67)

Pete Rose (81)

James Baker (92)

Mara Wilson (35)

Harrison Schmitt (87)

Todd Bridges (57)

Kid Rock (51)

Tito Jackson (69)

Herschel Walker (60)

 

What did Lee Mazzilli do to piss you off?

Lil Wayne 40 - probably due to drugs 

Shaq 50 - Sorry, big men go early

Suge Knight 57 - This would surprise nobody

Michael J. Fox 61 - The shaking got to end sometime

Bob Newhart 93 - He's looking....like the end is near.

Vladimir Putin 70 - There is no end to the war where he lives

Kim Jong-un 40 - Best Korea going to need a new Supreme Leader

Antonio Brown 34 - Vontaze Burfict should be flagged for an assist on this one 

Bam Margera 43 -  Dude is a Jackass...and an alcoholic 

Pele 82 - Tumors, chemo, multiple surgeries... Seems like a good dude, but the body is just wearing out. 

1. Britney Spears
2. Amanda Bynes
3. Charlie Sheen
4. Bam Margera
5. Sinéad O'Connor
6. Lindsay Lohan
7. Nick Cannon
8. Demi Lovato
9. Lark Voorhies
10. Courtney Love

On 12/15/2022 at 4:14 PM, Texzilla58 said:


Phil the flex seal guy
 

I like this pick. Feels attainable, realistic. 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

Jimbo Fisher - dies under suspicious circumstances. aggy avoids buyout. 

Miley Cyrus

Joe Biden

Justin Bieber

Putin 

Bam Margera

Bill Cosby

Willie Nelson(dammit)

Dick Van Dyke

Charlie Sheen

Jimmy Carter 

 

 

Never understand why Sheen is so popular in these things. Dude has Keith Richards written all over him in spite of the HIV

Keeping most of my 2022 survivors:

Demi Lovato (30)

Adele (34)

Corey Feldman (51)

John Daly (56)

Todd Bridges (57)

Vince Neil (61)

Tanya Tucker (64)

Hulk Hogan (69)

Richard Simmons (74)

Shirley MacLaine (88)

Jerry Bruckheimer (79)

Dame Judi Dench (88)

Shane MacGowan (64)

Bam Margera
Tom Brokaw
Lil Uzi Vert
Nomar Garciaparra
Rosie O’Donnel
Maxine Waters
Mick Foley
Janet Jackson
Carl Eller
Amanda Bynes

Henry Kissinger

Bob Barker

Jimmy Carter

Dick Van Dyke

Alan Greenspan

Mel Brooks

Donald Trump

Tony Bennett

Doc Severinsen

Alex Jones

Edited by dcbc
swapped Alex Jones for Dr. Ruth

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

Henry Kissinger

Bob Barker

Jimmy Carter

Dick Van Dyke

Alan Greenspan

Mel Brooks

Donald Trump

Tony Bennett

Doc Severinsen

Ruth Westheimer

Which Tony Bennett - old crooner or basketball coach whose teams often play at the pace of the other Tony Bennett? 

And what incentive do we have for submitting our picks early? If we submit in 2022 and they die before 2023 begins, do we get the points anyway? 

3 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Which Tony Bennett - old crooner or basketball coach whose teams often play at the pace of the other Tony Bennett? 

And what incentive do we have for submitting our picks early? If we submit in 2022 and they die before 2023 begins, do we get the points anyway? 

The crooner.  And I don't make the rules.  This is the first time I have participated.  Mine is a mostly safe list of supremely old, famous people, some of whom I was surprised to discover still were alive.  Also, I cannot, in good conscience, put Willie on this kind of list.  If something happened, I irrationally would feel partially responsible.

Bob Dylan
Stevie Nicks
Donald Trump
Pete Davidson
Dave Mustaine
Kirby Smart
Denise Richards
Jimmy Johnson
Rachel Ray
Mick Mars

58 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Bob Dylan
Stevie Nicks
Donald Trump
Pete Davidson
Dave Mustaine
Kirby Smart
Denise Richards
Jimmy Johnson
Rachel Ray
Mick Mars

If you predict Mustaine's death you get megapoints

On 12/14/2022 at 8:56 PM, McCroskey said:

What in tarnation is going on here and what did you do with Wally?

Wally died, did you miss the notice? It was worth a shit ton of points.

Serious, you guys listing Willie and Jimmy

 

On 12/16/2022 at 12:30 AM, 0xdeadbeef said:

Lil Wayne 40 - probably due to drugs 

Shaq 50 - Sorry, big men go early

Suge Knight 57 - This would surprise nobody

Michael J. Fox 61 - The shaking got to end sometime

Bob Newhart 93 - He's looking....like the end is near.

Vladimir Putin 70 - There is no end to the war where he lives

Kim Jong-un 40 - Best Korea going to need a new Supreme Leader

Antonio Brown 34 - Vontaze Burfict should be flagged for an assist on this one 

Bam Margera 43 -  Dude is a Jackass...and an alcoholic 

Pele 82 - Tumors, chemo, multiple surgeries... Seems like a good dude, but the body is just wearing out. 

Isn't Pele in hospice? 

What are the rules on that?

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Isn't Pele in hospice? 

What are the rules on that?

If He Dies Ivan Drago GIF

In 2023 of course, if he doesn't make it the next 11 days it would count for anybody who has him on the 2022 list.  

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Bob Dylan
Stevie Nicks
Donald Trump
Pete Davidson
Dave Mustaine
Kirby Smart
Denise Richards
Jimmy Johnson
Rachel Ray
Mick Mars

Kirby Smart is an odd choice.

i know you don't get a lot of points for the olds in this game, but this thread sent me down a curiosity rabbit hole...

it's incredible just how many of the best actors that have ever lived are now pushing 85, 90, 95...we are due for some real heartbreaks in the not too distant future 😕

 

 

also a reminder to all posting... there is a rule that at least 1 of your picks has to be under the age of 40 as of 1/1/23, i think Ive seen several lists with all olds.   ahem @Aqua Buddha

 

I think another 3-4 of you are in the same boat.

 

 

had to tweek last years list a bit.

Shannen Doherty

Ron Rivera

Greta Thunberg (shes my young ringer. lots of private jet flying and she pisses off enough people to cause someone to go after her)

Dan Rather

Vladamir Putin

Jerry Jones 

Pele

Nick Saban  (if Mike Leach can pass, so can Saban)

Henry Ruggs (jail wont be kind to this fuck)

Bruce Willis

 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Isn't Pele in hospice? 

What are the rules on that?

I believe the rule that would apply to Pele is:     100-age

That said, I didn't realize that he had entered palliative care.   Putting him on my list in that case seems in poor taste.

My revised list:

Lil Wayne 40 - probably due to drugs 

Shaq 50 - Sorry, big men go early

Suge Knight 57 - This would surprise nobody

Michael J. Fox 61 - The shaking got to end sometime

Bob Newhart 93 - He's looking....like the end is near.

Vladimir Putin 70 - There is no end to the war where he lives

Kim Jong-un 40 - Best Korea going to need a new Supreme Leader

Antonio Brown 34 - Vontaze Burfict should be flagged for an assist on this one 

Bam Margera 43 -  Dude is a Jackass...and an alcoholic 

Chris Brown 33 - Opposite of a great guy.

20 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

That said, I didn't realize that he had entered palliative care.   Putting him on my list in that case seems in poor taste.

I mean I figure anyone trying to get as many points as possible would put someone on their list that's almost guaranteed to die. 

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