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5 hours ago, Deej said:

 

I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool!  

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool!  

We lost Phil Hartman way too soon.

57 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

Crazy amount of talent in that sketch.

And the non-comedian, Sting, did a better Billy Idol than Billy Idol.

On 12/31/2020 at 7:03 PM, Burt said:

Yoko Ono - 87

Randy Meisner - 74

Rush Limbaugh - 69

Ron Jeremy - 67

Jesco White - 64

Val Kilmer - 61

Randy Travis - 61

Michael J Fox - 59

Sig Hansen - 54

Kane Brown - 27 (this is just me hoping the 27 thing has one more slug in it)

 

 

On 1/3/2022 at 3:07 PM, Burt said:

I'm going with most of my list from last year...just replacing Rush Limbaugh (dead!) with Jason Aldean, and Kane Brown with the Island Boys - both of them.

 

Yoko Ono - 88

Randy Meisner - 75

Ron Jeremy - 68

Jesco White - 65

Val Kilmer - 62

Randy Travis - 62

Michael J Fox - 60

Sig Hansen - 55

Jason Aldean - 45

Island Boys - 20 

I knew I was gonna get that man kilt by leaving him off this year.

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Paul Reubens dead at 70 after privately battling cancer the last 6 years. 

RIP Pee Wee. 

 

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Poor Pee Wee. He never quite got the exposure he sought. 

21 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Paul Reubens dead at 70 after privately battling cancer the last 6 years. 

RIP Pee Wee. 

 

 

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Damn….RIP Peewee. As a kid growing up in San Antonio, I always appreciated it when SA was represented in pop culture. I also knew there wasn’t a basement in the Alamo.

I was just playing "Tequila" on my guitar yesterday. 

Damn. Rest in peace, 

Heard any good jokes lately?

Sure what is this??

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Peewee’s Playhouse.

Paul Reubens - the only man in Hollywood canceled for touching himself, not someone else.

ETA - I need to start doing a secret word of the day at work.  My boss will love it.

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2 hours ago, Hate said:

Damn….RIP Peewee. As a kid growing up in San Antonio, I always appreciated it when SA was represented in pop culture. I also knew there wasn’t a basement in the Alamo.

On the rare instances when someone specifically references an Adobe program at work, I will often loudly and slowly ask everyone within earshot and nobody in particular, "CAN YOU SAY 'AH-DOH-BEE?'  AHHH-DOHHH-BEEEE."

Only a few people seem to understand the reference, but it hasn't stopped me yet. 

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Paul Rubens was awesome. So many laughs growing up with his tv show and movies and enormously talented. RIP funny guy.

 

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His dad was pretty amazing as well

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was a pilot who flew for the Royal Air Force and U.S. Army during World War II, later becoming one of the five founding pilots of the Israeli Air Force in the 1948 Arab–Israeli War. It is widely believed that Rubenfeld, the other four volunteer pilots, and the other machalniks changed the course of the 1948 Arab–Israeli War. He was injured and returned to the United States, and settled in New York state, where he married and owned a local business with his wife, Judy.

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As noted, the actions of Rubenfeld and the other four initial pilots had a profound effect on the conduct of the war. The enemy was evidently so surprised by the presence of the little air force, that they stopped their advance toward Tel Aviv, Israel, which bought time for the rest of Israel's forces (which had a large contingent of foreign fighters, or machalniks) to become better organized.

In addition, Milt Rubenfeld's mission had an immediate benefit for the moshavniks of Kfar Vitkin, Israel. They were able to salvage and mount the guns from Rubenfeld's downed fighter, which they used for their defense.

 

Not a celebrity, but Sandra Bullock's partner just passed from ALS.  Seems like they were very private.  He was a photographer.

I wouldn't wish that illness on anybody.

Bryan Randall

DJ Casper (58) - they gonna bury him with the following instructions
slide to the right, one slide to the left, criss cross,  one hop this time, take it back now

On 8/4/2023 at 12:41 PM, RPM said:

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Por quien doblan las companas

13 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Robbie Robertson

My ex wife better not fucking show up on my deathbed. She needs to die first.

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29 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Welcome Terry Funk.

 

Perhaps he will now have reached the zen necessary to be a cooler.  

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1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Welcome Terry Funk.

 

I will be wearing my shirt tomorrow.....life goes on

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Wasn’t he kinda rapey at the office in a Matt Lauer sort of way?

Dammit, I had bid 100.  The fucker just had to underbid me by 1.  

Wasn’t he kinda rapey at the office in a Matt Lauer sort of way?

No, he was Bob fucking Barker. Pay your respects.

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