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On 12/18/2022 at 1:07 PM, Surly Bevo said:

Never understand why Sheen is so popular in these things. Dude has Magic Johnson written all over him in spite of the HIV

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1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

1-10: Russian oligarchs that frequently spend time on high rise balconies

3rd Floor is all that is required

1. Diane Feinstein (89)

2. Donald Sutherland (87)

3. Morgan Freeman (85)

4. Michael Gambon (82)

5. Martin Sheen (82)

6. Bill Parcells (81)

7. Debbie Harry (77)

8. Linda Ronstadt (76)

9. Richard Dreyfuss (75)

10. Ezra Miller (30)

 

Really debated with some of these for sentimental reasons....

 

On 12/20/2022 at 1:33 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

 

 

also a reminder to all posting... there is a rule that at least 1 of your picks has to be under the age of 40 as of 1/1/23, i think Ive seen several lists with all olds.   ahem @Aqua Buddha

 

Shannen Doherty

Ron Rivera

Greta Thunberg (shes my young ringer. lots of private jet flying and she pisses off enough people to cause someone to go after her)

Dan Rather

Vladamir Putin

Jerry Jones 

Pele   replace with Pope Benedict (Ratzinger)

Nick Saban  (if Mike Leach can pass, so can Saban)

Henry Ruggs (jail wont be kind to this fuck)

Bruce Willis

 

 RIP Pele, had to update the list before the new year

Edited by AUS-97HORN

1. Gene Hackman

2. Pope Ben 16

3. Clint Eastwood

4. Willie Nelson

5. Mel Brooks

6. Dick Van Dyke

7. Bob Dylan

8. Willie Mays

9. Gary Player

10. Demi Lovato

 

 

1.  Bruce Willis (67)

2.  Susan Sarandon (76)

3.  Bill Clinton (76)

4.  Julie Andrews (87)

5.  Sandra Day O'Connor (92)

6.  Jack Nicholson (85)

7.  Timothee Chalamet (27)

8.  Mike Tyson (56)

9.  Ringo Starr (82)

10.  Joni Mitchell (79)

On 12/15/2022 at 10:30 PM, 0xdeadbeef said:

Pele 82 - Tumors, chemo, multiple surgeries... Seems like a good dude, but the body is just wearing out. 

 

1.  Bam Margera (43)

2.  Kim Jong Un  (38)

3.  Bill Clinton (76)

4.  George W. Bush  (76)

5.  Donald Trump (76)

6.  Joe Biden (80)

7.  Ozzy Osbourne (74)

8.  Kathy Griffin (62)

9.  Jimmy Carter (98)

10.  Rudy Giuliani (78)

David Miscavige (62)

Edited by KYHorn


1.  Bam Margera (43)

2.  Kim Jong Un  (38)

3.  Bill Clinton (76)

4.  George W. Bush  (76)

5.  Donald Trump (76)

6.  Joe Biden (80)

7.  Ozzy Osbourne (74)

8.  Kathy Griffin (62)

9.  Jimmy Carter (98)

10.  Rudy Giuliani (78)


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Jane Fonda (85)

Mick Fleetwood (75)

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (75)

John "Ozzy" Osbourne (74)

Ric Flair (73)

Bruce Willis (67)

Paul Levesque aka Triple H (53)

Gabriel Iglesias (46)

Kanye West (45)

JaMarcus Russell (37)

 

OJ Simpson - 75
Larry Nassar - 59
Rudy Giuliania - 78
Vladimir Putin - 70
Volodymyr Selenskyy - 44
Selena Gomez - 30
Michael J Fox - 61
Hillary Clinton - 75
Larry Ellison - 78
Rachael Ray - 54

I was just going to pick the members of the board of directors for Berkshire Hathaway, but I think it is a bunch of nonagenarians. 




 

On 12/29/2022 at 2:53 PM, Sandman said:

1. Gene Hackman

2. Pope Ben 16

3. Clint Eastwood

4. Willie Nelson

5. Mel Brooks

6. Dick Van Dyke

7. Bob Dylan

8. Willie Mays

9. Gary Player

10. Demi Lovato

 

 

He couldn't have waited another day? Now I need a new person.

I'll go with Jimmy Carter.

Demi Lovato (30)
Richard Lewis (75)
David Crosby (81)
Harvey Weinstein (70)
Val Kilmer (63)
Jack Nicholson (85)
6ix9ine (26)
Jonnie Irwin (51)
Teri Garr (78)
Liza Minnelli (76)

 

 RIP Pele, had to update the list before the new year
You better not replace Pope Ratzi with Willie.
On 12/20/2022 at 1:33 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

 

Shannen Doherty

Ron Rivera

Greta Thunberg (shes my young ringer. lots of private jet flying and she pisses off enough people to cause someone to go after her)

Dan Rather

Vladamir Putin

Jerry Jones 

Pele - Ratzinberger - Ted Kaczynski (unabomber)

Nick Saban  (if Mike Leach can pass, so can Saban)

Henry Ruggs (jail wont be kind to this fuck)

Bruce Willis

 

 

OK  RIP Pele, RIP Pope Benedict, lets replace you with the unabomber and hopefully everyone is happy when you die. (just please wait 13 more hours Ted)

Cara Delevingne - 30

Kate Moss - 48

Mario Batali - 62

Chris Berman - 67

Clarence Thomas - 74

Eric Clapton - 77

Pete Rose - 81

Francis Ford Coppola - 83

Lou Holtz - 85

Gene Hackman - 92

Going for volume with a lot of nonagenarians this year. 

 

Bob Newhart - 93

Rupert Murdoch - 91

Don King - 91

Joe Arapio - 90

Robert Blake - 89

Charles Koch - 87

Harvey Weinstein - 70

Bruce Willis - 67

Val Kilmer - 63

Antonio Brown - 34

 

David Attenborough 96
Jimmy Carter 98
Jim Lovell 94
Clint Eastwood 92
Willie Mays 91
Ralph Nader 88
Jane Goodall 88
Tommy Chong 84
Paul Hogan 83
Zac Efron 35
Hayden Panettiere 33

Love the Chris Berman pick, @Cap33 I think I had him years ago - I hope you finally get him.

1. Trump Jr - 45

2. Bam Margera - 43

3. Kanye - 45

4. Elon - 51

5. Bruce Arians - 70

6. Joe Rogan - 55

7. Papa John - 61

8. Antonio Brown - 34

9. Dan Bilzerian - 42

10. Tom Sizemore - 61

Edit - there's some really trashy young actress who shacked up with a really mediocre older male actor - can't remember who, but kind of a known douchebag. Anyway, whenever I can remember their fucking names, I'll edit this post again below, but I want to predict those two as well, just as a non-points bonus call. 

Edit v.2: as you can see in the following posts, Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison are the lovely couple that I predict will expire. 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

7 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

mediocre older male actor, but kind of a known douchebag.

This doesn’t narrow it down. 

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This doesn’t narrow it down. 

I know. 

I'm going crazy trying to remember either person's name. But they are both so reductively plain that there just isn't much of a way to describe or search for them. 

The shitty older male actor is someone like Michael Rooker or Michael Madsen or similar. And the young woman is some bimbo cretin featured in the tabloids for no apparent reason. 

SBF (30)

prince Andrew (62)

Clarence Thomas (74)

putin (70)

nancy (82)

M. Emmet Walsh (87)

Christopher walken (79)

Justin Bieber (28)

Zelenskyy (44) (hedging my bets)

Akihito (89)

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison? She ain’t an actress though. 

YES!!! 

Thank you. 

I also predict that one or both of these people will croak this year. 

1. Bam Margera 

2. Bob Barker

3. Don King

4. Ozzy Osbourne 

5. Keith Richards

6. Shannon Doherty

7. Quincy Jones

8. David Allen Coe

9. Willie Mays

10. Amanda Bynes

How in the everloving fuck is David Allen Coe still alive?

Gunna - 29
Rich Homie Quan - 33
Lil Yatchty - 25
YFN Lucci - 31
Lil Baby - 28
Lil Gotit -23
Lil Gnar -26
Trinidad James -35
Yung Bans -23
Peewee Longway -38

31 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Gunna - 29
Rich Homie Quan - 33
Lil Yatchty - 25
YFN Lucci - 31
Lil Baby - 28
Lil Gotit -23
Lil Gnar -26
Trinidad James -35
Yung Bans -23
Peewee Longway -38
 

Getting a little loose with the term celebrity, aren't we?

Gonna cap my list at people under 90 YO on NYD.

1. Sam Donaldson - 88 (saw him on the tribute to B. Walters....the gray toupee is something, man)

2. Neil Diamond - 82

3.  Joe Namath - 79

4. Britney Spears - 41

5. Jack Nicklaus - 82

6.  Wynonna Judd - 58

7. John Lydon/Johnny Rotten - 66

8. Alice Cooper - 74

9. Tom Cruise - 60 (one too many stunts)

10. Lizzo - 34

13 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

How in the everloving fuck is David Allen Coe still alive?

he harelipped the pope

13 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

How in the everloving fuck is David Allen Coe still alive?

Living on Easy St because of name-dropping Willie, Waylon and Cash in every other song makes for a long life.

3 hours ago, McCroskey said:

Who will be the first on the board for 2023?  

one of the pointer sisters

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-64138736

Anita Pointer, from the Grammy-winning Pointer Sisters, has died aged 74, her publicist has announced.

She died surrounded by her family at her Beverley Hills home in California.

Her family said they were deeply saddened by her passing. "Heaven is a more loving beautiful place with Anita there," they said in a statement.

The second oldest of the four sisters, Ms Pointer and her siblings rose to fame with hits including Jump (For My Love) and Fire.

With a blend of funk, soul and R&B, the group released their eponymous debut album in 1973. Yes We Can Can, a funky tune which called for unity and tolerance at a time of racial unrest in the US, became the album's breakout hit.

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

one of the pointer sisters

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-64138736

Anita Pointer, from the Grammy-winning Pointer Sisters, has died aged 74, her publicist has announced.

She died surrounded by her family at her Beverley Hills home in California.

Her family said they were deeply saddened by her passing. "Heaven is a more loving beautiful place with Anita there," they said in a statement.

The second oldest of the four sisters, Ms Pointer and her siblings rose to fame with hits including Jump (For My Love) and Fire.

With a blend of funk, soul and R&B, the group released their eponymous debut album in 1973. Yes We Can Can, a funky tune which called for unity and tolerance at a time of racial unrest in the US, became the album's breakout hit.

Nope.  She died yesterday.

1. Emilio Estevez

2. Britney Spears

3. Mike Tyson

4. Ronnie Wood

5. Al Roker

6. Camilla Bowles

7. Travis Scott

8. Oscar Robertson 

9. Jack Nicholson

10. Jake Paul

First time entry.  Let’s give it a shot

 

On 12/29/2022 at 10:04 PM, KYHorn said:

David Miscavige (62)

Xenu willing

Getting a little loose with the term celebrity, aren't we?
They are all rappers....like I said in the other thread I can't help it yall are all white

All have a wiki
54 minutes ago, Scraps said:

They are all rappers....like I said in the other thread I can't help it yall are all white

All have a wiki

White has nothing to do with it. Some east Texas peckerwood could list 10 rodeo shitkickers and I wouldn't know a damn one of those either. lol

Jeremy Renner tried to enter the chat (some rumors arethat it was extremely serious).

And him being critically injured while plowing snow, is the most Jeremy Renner thing I’ve ever heard.

 

SBF 30

Dr. Ruth 94 (who knew she was still alive?)

Mark Gastineau 66

Bam Maguera 43

Brett Favre 53

Dick Cheney 81

Pete Davidson 29

Neil Young 77

Bruce Willis 67

Ozzy Osborne 74

 

Steven Tyler - 74

John Daly - 56

Donald Trump - 76

Bruce Willis - 67

Jon Voight - 84

Mike Ditka - 83

Lee Corso - 87

Kim Jong-Un - 38

Kelly Osborne - 38

Britney Spears - 41

 

Coach Gus died this morning. 91. Congestive heart failure.

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