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Jeremy Renner tried to enter the chat (some rumors arethat it was extremely serious).
And him being critically injured while plowing snow, is the most Jeremy Renner thing I’ve ever heard.
 
Heard it got his leg. The plow he was using is enormous.
14 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:

The plow he was using is enormous.

Thats What She Said GIFs | Tenor

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Martina Navratilova

Dick Cheney

Ruth Westheimer

Kenneth Green

Kentavious Wright

Dominique Jones

Bob Barker

Bob Newhart

Mel Brooks

Rita Moreno

On 12/31/2022 at 11:53 PM, conVINCEd said:

How in the everloving fuck isy David Allen Coe still alive?

The great genetics from his dad Keith Richards.

58 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Martina Navratilova

Dick Cheney

Ruth Westheimer

Kenneth Green

Kentavious Wright

Dominique Jones

Bob Barker

Bob Newhart

Mel Brooks

Rita Moreno

Who’s Kenneth green?

Surprised to see Demi Lovato on so many lists. What's up with that?

18 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Who’s Kenneth green?

Kenny Muney. My list is high on Atlanta Rappers. I think it is going to be their year.

Surprised to see Demi Lovato on so many lists. What's up with that?

Former child actress who has dealt with various types of substance abuse and just hit 30.
26 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Surprised to see Demi Lovato on so many lists. What's up with that?

Heroin ain’t an easy one to kick. 

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Heroin ain’t an easy one to kick. 

Obviously I don't keep up with the younger hip kids these days, but I thought she had cleaned up and got her act together a while back. Wrong again I guess.

3 hours ago, Bevo said:

Martina Navratilova

Dick Cheney

Ruth Westheimer

Kenneth Green

Kentavious Wright

Dominique Jones

Bob Barker

Bob Newhart

Mel Brooks

Rita Moreno

On the clock possibly.

https://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id/35365318/martina-navratilova-diagnosed-two-forms-cancer

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NEW YORK -- Tennis great Martina Navratilova said Monday that she has been diagnosed with throat cancer and breast cancer.

In a statement released by her representative, the 18-time Grand Slam singles champion and member of the International Tennis Hall of Fame said her prognosis is good and she will start treatment this month.

"This double whammy is serious but still fixable, and I'm hoping for a favorable outcome," said Navratilova, 66. "It's going to stink for a while but I'll fight with all I have got."

She said she noticed an enlarged lymph node in her neck while attending the season-ending WTA finals in Fort Worth, Texas, in November, and a biopsy showed early-stage throat cancer. While Navratilova was undergoing tests on her throat, she said, the unrelated breast cancer was discovered.

Navratilova was diagnosed with a noninvasive form of breast cancer in 2010 and had a lumpectomy.

She won 59 Grand Slam titles overall, including 31 in women's doubles and 10 in mixed doubles. The last was a mixed doubles championship with Bob Bryan at the 2006 US Open, a month shy of her 50th birthday.

Navratilova originally retired in 1994, after a record 167 singles titles and 331 weeks at No. 1 in the WTA rankings. She returned to the tour to play doubles in 2000 and occasionally competed in singles, too.

Navratilova was inducted into the International Tennis Hall of Fame in 2000. She has worked as a TV analyst in recent years.

The statement issued Monday said Navratilova would not be a regular part of Tennis Channel's coverage of the Australian Open later this month "but hopes to be able to join in from time to time" via video conference.

 

Martina Navratilova



Would have been a far more impressive pick had you not waited till the day they announced her cancer diagnosis.
1 minute ago, McCroskey said:

 

 


Would have been a far more impressive pick had you not waited till the day they announced her cancer diagnosis.

 

 

Double cancer.  She got it twice at the same time.  Different variants.

Ken Block, Hoonigan Racing, Monster World Rally Team. Dead at 55 after snowmobile accident. Enjoyed some of his more extreme car videos. The making of the drifting shot was cool.

35 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

 

 


Would have been a far more impressive pick had you not waited till the day they announced her cancer diagnosis.

 

 

Yeah, no shit. I'm not sure that we had an official entry deadline, but picking someone January 2nd after a publicized cancer diagnosis on January 1st seems to be pushing the boundaries... 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

I have no idea of the legal ramifications but Disney/ESPN should make the NFL's decision for them and just tell them they are done for tonight.  Their broadcast and camera crews are going home.

2 hours ago, McCroskey said:

I have no idea of the legal ramifications but Disney/ESPN should make the NFL's decision for them and just tell them they are done for tonight.  Their broadcast and camera crews are going home.

Yeah, really thought Damar Hamlin was going to join this thread.

Ok well that’s weird as fuck I guess I had two tabs open and this got cross posted.

Art McNally, 98
First official in pro football hall of fame
Father of instant replay

Damn

Pro rally driver Ken Block dies in snowmobile accident

Pro rally driver Ken Block died in a snowmobile accident in Utah Monday.

The Wasatch County Sheriff's Office said it received a call about an accident in the Mill Hollow area at about 2 p.m. local time.

"The driver, Kenneth Block, [a] 55-year-old male out of Park City, Utah, was riding a snowmobile on a steep slope when the snowmobile upended, landing on top of him. He was pronounced deceased at the scene from injuries sustained in the accident," the sheriff's office said in a statement posted to Facebook.

"Ken was a visionary, a pioneer and an icon. And most importantly, a father and husband. He will be incredibly missed," Hoonigan Industries, the auto media and apparel company Block co-founded, wrote on Instagram.

Block has 1.92 million followers on YouTube and his Gymkhana videos -- car-driving stunt videos -- regularly have 50 million views. He was also regularly a competitor at ESPN's X Games when they sporadically included rally racing.

12 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Yeah, no shit. I'm not sure that we had an official entry deadline, but picking someone January 2nd after a publicized cancer diagnosis on January 1st seems to be pushing the boundaries... 

Maybe there should be a long game version of this...   Each year people are picked that they live beyond that counts in some way too.

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Maybe there should be a long game version of this...   Each year people are picked that they live beyond that counts in some way too.

Hmm - not certain I'm following how that would work, but the way I imagine it, it sounds like a lot of potentially challenging and very long-term record keeping. What if Takeshi 6x9 or whatever the fuck that kid is called ends up living until he's 80?

I think a better wrinkle would be to have a confidence point multiplier - your first pick gets just straight points, but second gets 2x, third gets 3x, etc., with a 10x multiplier for your tenth pick. 

20 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Hmm - not certain I'm following how that would work, but the way I imagine it, it sounds like a lot of potentially challenging and very long-term record keeping. What if Takeshi 6x9 or whatever the fuck that kid is called ends up living until he's 80?

I think a better wrinkle would be to have a confidence point multiplier - your first pick gets just straight points, but second gets 2x, third gets 3x, etc., with a 10x multiplier for your tenth pick. 

I think some of y'all are taking this a little too seriously. I'm kind of hoping that I'm wrong because it would be a little scary to get it right.

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

I think some of y'all are taking this a little too seriously.

Death is serious business.

23 hours ago, 4th_and_18 said:

Coach Gus died this morning. 91. Congestive heart failure.

22 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

damn.

RIP Cliff

91 is a damned fine run, but damn, seems like all the old school UT Baseball ties are pretty much gone.

More details on Jeremy Renner. It was a snowcat that he owned. Blade looked about 12-14 feet wide so it wasn't a small machine.

Jeremy Renner's snowcat plow ran over his leg as he tried to clear path out  of Lake Tahoe home | Daily Mail Online

He was using it to tow a vehicle that got stuck. When he stopped and unhooked the vehicle, the snowcat started rolling downhill. Renner (thinking all that Avengers shit is real) jumps on the moving track trying to get back in the cab. Instead he gets run over. Snow was so bad it took EMS and hour to get there.

Wow. That’s horrific, I couldn’t figure out what the hell happened other than he was snow blowing and got hit by a plow because he wasn’t paying attention near the street.

10 hours ago, RPM said:

More details on Jeremy Renner. It was a snowcat that he owned. Blade looked about 12-14 feet wide so it wasn't a small machine.

Jeremy Renner's snowcat plow ran over his leg as he tried to clear path out  of Lake Tahoe home | Daily Mail Online

He was using it to tow a vehicle that got stuck. When he stopped and unhooked the vehicle, the snowcat started rolling downhill. Renner (thinking all that Avengers shit is real) jumps on the moving track trying to get back in the cab. Instead he gets run over. Snow was so bad it took EMS and hour to get there.

There's a line we all come to at some point and that line is "Do I do this chore myself, because I'm a fucking man" or "Fuck this, I can afford to pay someone to do this chore for me". I feel like Mr. Renner is way beyond that line. If I were in his shoes, I'd be staring out the window at the snow saying, "I'd hate to be the asshole plowing this shit". Or better yet, I'd never see snow because I'd be in a tropical climate 24/7.

Yeah, but a hot chick's car is stuck in the snow and you're Jeremy Renner.

There's a line we all come to at some point and that line is "Do I do this chore myself, because I'm a fucking man" or "Fuck this, I can afford to pay someone to do this chore for me". I feel like Mr. Renner is way beyond that line. If I were in his shoes, I'd be staring out the window at the snow saying, "I'd hate to be the asshole plowing this shit". Or better yet, I'd never see snow because I'd be in a tropical climate 24/7.

Snowblowing yea.
But that machine looks sweet to use, and you don’t get the snow blown back to your face and down your back inside the cabin.


With ya on the tropical climate vibe

Who was the dude that had the epic thread on Shag about D&B? He would bring in a flask on like Monday afternoons, just order sodas, win a shitload of prizes, then give most of them away to kids. Funny shit. 

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Shit, wondered why a suicide at 72, but here you go:

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Kate Corley, his daughter, confirmed her father’s death in a statement to CNN affiliate WFAA-TV. 

“Buster Corley had a stroke four months ago that caused severe damage to the communication and personality part of his brain,” she said. “The family asks for privacy during this time.”

Cool how it started:

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Before the first Dave & Buster’s opened in Dallas in 1982, Corley, owned a restaurant with “tasty food and friendly service” in the late 1970s. Nearby, David Corriveau operated an “outrageous place for entertainment and games,” according to the company’s website.

After noticing that customers would frequent both places, the entrepreneurs teamed up to create the first Dave & Buster’s in Dallas, combining arcade games and food.

 

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Who was the dude that had the epic thread on Shag about D&B? He would bring in a flask on like Monday afternoons, just order sodas, win a shitload of prizes, then give most of them away to kids. Funny shit. 

That would be me. Went on Half price Wednesday. Still give a shit ton away and still have 422,226 tickets... traveling makes it harder lately. Go maybe 3 or 4 times a year instead of monthly.

Yes I need to charge my phone

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Ha, had a different handle stuck in my head for some reason. 

Wish that thread was archived somewhere. Wasn’t it in a real under-traffic’d forum too? 

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I thought it was under Video games or some such. Think it was PlayStation or xbox and I asked which one I should get because I have a bunch of tickets from D&B and thread derailed after that. Everyone didn't think you could get that many tickets 

21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Cashed in all his tickets...

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Just enough tickets for a few of these prizes... 

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5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Fuck, never thought about how old the 8 is Enough cast is getting

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I'm feeling old.

Aging Matt Damon GIF

The body language of Adam doesn’t indicate any relationship with the rest of the group. It’s more like he’s being paid to be there so take the damn photo.

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