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Di Maria is playing like it’s 2012; this man must have sold his soul to Satan for one last performance to get Messi a WC. 

Pay attention Brazil.  This is how it’s done.

Just now, tokamak said:

Uhhh aren't they gonna need Giroud??

Well, not if he can never get a touch

I get subs, not sure you take off one of your two primary goal scorers when you need 2 goals

ARG domination is crazy.  This looks like a group stage match vs the last in right now.

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

Di Maria is playing like it’s 2012; this man must have sold his soul to Satan for one last performance to get Messi a WC. 

Looks like the 2014 CL final

Where the fuck is Griezmann????? Has he had ANY impact on this match at all?

Old man Messi and diMaria both playing with their hair on fire.

Damn, Messi back defending just outside his own box.  Shit is serious.

The Giroud sub makes me think the practice injury was as bad as reported. They are so utterly sluggish and slow today…

Just now, tokamak said:

Where the fuck is Griezmann????? Has he had ANY impact on this match at all?

Feels like Griezmann and Mbappe have barely touched the ball

Just now, WBT said:

Feels like Griezmann and Mbappe have barely touched the ball

Because they haven't.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Old man Messi and diMaria both playing with their hair on fire.

Because Messi knows if he doesn’t win he’s forever a silver medalist

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

7 minutes of added time

So 3.5 minutes per Argentina goal celebration lol

2 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Where the fuck is Griezmann????? Has he had ANY impact on this match at all?

Tough to get service when your opponent is dominating the midfield 

Just now, tokamak said:

So 3.5 minutes per Argentina goal celebration lol

Lloris was down a couple of minutes at least

LOL, even when they are dominating the game, they can’t fucking help themselves…

LOL, even when they are dominating the game, they can’t fucking help themselves…

Bunch of diving bleeding vaginas. No wonder they’re a failure as a country.
Just now, CooterBrown said:


Bunch of diving bleeding vaginas. No wonder they’re a failure as a country.

Cry some more. 

Mbappe doesn’t look that fast when he has to pick up the ball 70 yds from goal.
 

France need to get their tallest dudes out there and go full Route 1/Get it in the Mixer mode from the break. 

11 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

I applaud Dechamp for this.  I hate when managers won’t make a change because it’s too early or it doesn’t fit traditional thinking.

this

the last game at the top of the mountain

sub on every striker you have

Argentina has dominated all game, so much control, great passing, lots of opportunities to score. Great playing all around. France is going to need a hell of a halftime speech to get the wheels turniy.

12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I get subs, not sure you take off one of your two primary goal scorers when you need 2 goals

giroud has had his chance in this game

roll the dice

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Too bad all the flopping persists. 

In hockey it’s 2 minutes for embellishment.  Soccer drama queens could use something similar.

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

"Di Maria thinks he was fouled" got a legit laugh out loud. No shit dude? 

He is 34 yo.  Dude really was just tired and took a break.  If he could get a foul in the meantime, it’s gravy.

Quenching my thirst in anticipation of halftime. 

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My British flatmate with Argentine & Irish passports watching in Madrid with his infant son from his Spanish/French wife.

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What a masterful 1st half for Argentina! So disappointed in France right now. 

4 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

In hockey it’s 2 minutes for embellishment.  Soccer drama queens could use something similar.

They're supposed to get a yellow card for sumulation, but it's the most undercalled infraction in the sport.

7 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

He is 34 yo.  Dude really was just tired and took a break.  If he could get a foul in the meantime, it’s gravy.

Going to be some Oscar worthy performances in the second half. 
 

Di Maria may die. 

If this holds, I'm going to switch over to Telemundo and listen to Andres Cantor lose his shit.

Does anyone know the number for the French post-game call-in show?

Maybe I can do Mike in Marseille...?

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Does anyone know the number for the French post-game call-in show?

Maybe I can do Mike in Marseille...?

I’d go with Howard in Memor….err Marseille :)

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

They're supposed to get a yellow card for sumulation, but it's the most undercalled infraction in the sport.

… which occurred on the Argentine flop before the half.

As a neutral I want a France goal to kick this thing into overdrive

I skipped the Fan Zone for the game because I bought an authentic jersey in Manhattan on my way down and some Argies and definitely undesirables.

(I think that that’s why they moved the main fan zone… because the largest slum/favela-ish is located just across an avenue and the main train station and bad things have happened to people with cameras.)

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1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

I skipped the Fan Zone for the game because I bought an authentic jersey in Manhattan on my way down and some Argies and definitely undesirables.

(I think that that’s why they moved the main fan zone… because the largest slum/favela-ish is located just across an avenue and the main train station and bad things have happened to people with cameras.)

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Go on

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1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

I skipped the Fan Zone for the game because I bought an authentic jersey in Manhattan on my way down and some Argies and definitely undesirables.

(I think that that’s why they moved the main fan zone… because the largest slum/favela-ish is located just across an avenue and the main train station and bad things have happened to people with cameras.)

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Don't get too crazy. Have a glass of coca cola for every bottle of red wine. You need to stay hydrated after all. 

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