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4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

France beat Argentina 4-3 in Round of 16

Yes, of course.  I read "Final" into what he'd posted, and of course Argentina lost the Final in 2014 to Germany, not the last one.

I mean that was an insane strike. Falling down volley aimed perfectly.  

Insane. And a frog’s hair from off side.
3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

what a comeback by France, although I'm rooting hard for Argentina.   France has the transport portal type look to them, mercenaries. Excuse me while I get racial, but how does France have so many black guys? I know the general population has a lot of Africans but I'm sensing some twisting of the passports here. 

I think a lot of them were born outside of France. But that's just how international soccer works regardless of race/ethnicity. A lot of the US players were born outside the states. 

Maybe not - actually - the few I checked were all born in France. Larger point stands. 

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Oh, wowwwww...  VAR gonna decide a World Cup here, maybe?

Edit: ref got this one right...

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Mbappe just walking around cool as shit after two assassinations

what a comeback by France, although I'm rooting hard for Argentina.   France has the transport portal type look to them, mercenaries. Excuse me while I get racial, but how does France have so many black guys? I know the general population has a lot of Africans but I'm sensing some twisting of the passports here. 

There’s a reason most of Africa speaks French. The French colonized most west African countries and there was a lot of immigration as a result.

Ugh, Martinez got a hand on both goals.  He'll be sleeping with those memories forever if they lose this.

Over/under on stoppage time = 3.6 hours.

Gonna laugh my ass of when this goes to extra time after a year of added time and penalties and runs into the NFL for Fox

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Gonna laugh my ass of when this goes to extra time and penalties and runs into the NFL for Fox

Cowboys 

Benzema coming in for ET. 

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think a lot of them were born outside of France. But that's just how international soccer works regardless of race/ethnicity. A lot of the US players were born outside the states. 

Maybe not - actually - the few I checked were all born in France. Larger point stands. 

France and Britain were the 2 largest colonial powers in Africa. One of the legacy benefits is their diverse player pool.

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Gonna laugh my ass of when this goes to extra time and penalties and runs into the NFL for Fox

i had not contemplated that

that is brilliant

please god make it so

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:


There’s a reason most of Africa speaks French. The French colonized most west African countries and there was a lot of immigration as a result.

the Brits also were dominant there, especially Nigeria.  This reminds me of the Olympics and the wealthy Arab oil nations who somehow magically granted Qatari/Bahrain/Kuwait/UAE citizenship to super athletic African dudes. 

8 minutes of extra time 
I've both loved and hated the extended "real calculation" of extra time.
3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Mbappe just walking around cool as shit after two assassinations

killers gonna kill

That Di Maria sub…

I know he wasn’t 100% fit, but it’s his last match in an Argentina shirt and his club career is essentially cooked. He was still running with his hair on fire and your biggest offensive threat outside of Messi. Very questionable sub that maybe titled the balance here.

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i had not contemplated that

that is brilliant

please god make it so

“What in the round ball is this shyt? Where the boys jags game?” - PBR drinkin American

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Just a casual 7 goals in the world cup. 

When i was his age i was still dropping acid at grimy college parties

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Gonna laugh my ass of when this goes to extra time after a year of added time and penalties and runs into the NFL for Fox

It will be funny seeing the scramble for viewers to find the National Geographic Wild channel when FOX makes the switch. 

Mbappe is just on video game mode right now

Just now, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

That’s a back pass.  

Off his knee. It’s clean. 

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

this game cannot end in a draw, correct?  Yet Vegas has +280 for a Draw (iirc). How is that possible? 

Bets are for 90 minutes

Just now, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

That’s a back pass.  

That’s what I thought too lol 

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