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Rando Bowl Appreciation Thread..lawn equipment, chips, tires (doing tire things), mufflers, fast food places galore

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He should have taken a knee at the 1 to burn the clock. 

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1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Shouldn't have scored! Kneel it at the 1-yard line!

Yeah that may come back and bite them , but as witnessed by the goal line interception, F around and it blows up in your face 🤷‍♂️ 

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9 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Getting gashed up the middle looks familiar…

So cocks getting gash is familiar to you?

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He should have taken a knee at the 1 to burn the clock. 

Yeah but then if you fumble or miss a FG you'd be rightly crucified.

1 minute ago, Boogaloo said:

Lol 4th and 36

VYx2 isn't walking through that door

Probably could’ve called offsetting penalties when the domer was lying on top of Rattler. But shoving him off was really stupid. 

Is this the thread to haha at Rattler?  Cause well, haha

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52 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

all in on Lane Kiffin?

This would be…entertaining.

Perfect way to top off a loss with a ticky tack call by the refs just to make the distance longer. Sweet to see that ex-OU bitch lose.

Just watched the post game celebration at the Mayo Bowl.  Yuck.

5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Just watched the post game celebration at the Mayo Bowl.  Yuck.

Yeah, fuck that

Looking forward to watching Klubnik.  There was internal division about whether we should pursue Weigman or Klubnik.  I'm happy with the result but I think Klubnik has a high ceiling, too.

18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Just watched the post game celebration at the Mayo Bowl.  Yuck.

At the end of the game they were saying that you could watch the mayo bath on the ESPN app. All I could think was, “Why the fuck would I want to see that?”

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

At the end of the game they were saying that you could watch the mayo bath on the ESPN app. All I could think was, “Why the fuck would I want to see that?”

I hate mayonnaise so that whole game was disgusting to me.

They make the best french fries I've ever had in Europe and then they give you mayo to eat with them.  Horrible.

6 minutes ago, Augustus said:

I hate mayonnaise so that whole game was disgusting to me.

They make the best french fries I've ever had in Europe and then they give you mayo to eat with them.  Horrible.

I like mayo in moderation. Too much and it gets gross. A gimmick like a mayo bath instead of a Gatorade bath is just stupid and crude. The best thing about the Gatorade bath was when coaches didn’t know it was coming. Then it became a thing that everyone did. And then they turn the mayo bath into an event like you’re contractually obligated to take part in it as part of the deal. It’s gotten out of hand. 

Anybody have "announcer fired for dumb illegal alien comment" on their Bowl Bingo card?

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/35349790/nc-state-radio-voice-gary-hahn-suspended-illegal-aliens-reference

 

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Hahn made the comments as he relayed the score of the Sun Bowl, saying, "Down among all the illegal aliens in El Paso, it's UCLA 14 and Pittsburgh 6."

 

They had to cancel bowl-related events down there due to all the illegals so I imagine that it was on his mind, but as usual, the blow up over it is hilarious.

This is the orangest Orange Bowl I've ever seen.

2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

This is the orangest Orange Bowl I've ever seen.

How much more Orange could it be?   The answer is none.  None more orange.

 

16 minutes ago, Augustus said:

They had to cancel bowl-related events down there due to all the illegals so I imagine that it was on his mind, but as usual, the blow up over it is hilarious.

Hahn should start making a big pot of pozole so he can feed the bus load of illegals that Abbott is sending to his house. 

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Don’t be an idiot. I know it’s a lot to ask. 

Are you having a stroke ? Or are you just highly regarded?

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1 hour ago, Augustus said:

This is the orangest Orange Bowl I've ever seen.

Tennessee’s uniforms are more burnt orange than the usual creamsicle color. Wannabes 

The total in Iowa/Kentucky Music City Bowl is 31.5.

1 minute ago, Dr Fear said:

The total in Iowa/Kentucky Music City Bowl is 31.5.

Take the Under.

UK may have blown the Under by throwing their second pick-6 just before halftime. 

Whenever two of Ferentz, Tressel, and Paterno were playing each other, betting the Under was money. I made a lot of hay on that bet. 

Imagine being that into Iowa football.

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the game ended early so the trophy ceremony gets broadcast nationwide and nobody did any prep work for the speaking parts so everyone is just fumbling all of their words and can't tell transperfect from transparent and the lady from the sponsor can't read a basic stat line for the game mvp what terrible television.

15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Imagine being that into Iowa football.

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That dude’s celebrating a bowl win right now. Imagine that. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That dude’s celebrating a bowl win right now. Imagine that. 

Yes, but still a fan of Iowa. 

Thank God nobody cares about mid and low level bowl games anymore, and they’ll only be more irrelevant (if that’s possible) when the playoffs expand. When we’re 3 games deep into next season you’ll have to use Google to remember who played what and the results.

On 12/31/2022 at 12:39 PM, mdmost said:

Yes, but still a fan of Iowa. 

I celebrate his fandom.  No matter who someone roots for.  If they’re into it, good for them.

On 12/31/2022 at 3:39 PM, mdmost said:

Yes, but still a fan of Iowa. 

Meh. I think fan passion is a good thing. All teams have their fans. Even Kansas. 

Four games today and three of them start at 11 or noon central.  Annoying.

Today is the first time I will ever root for Miss State, going back to when Jackie was their coach and creamed us in Starkville I have hated them and their cowbells. Go State!

Four games today and three of them start at 11 or noon central.  Annoying.

They can’t dare get in the way of tonight’s NFL game between…(checks notes) the Bills and the Bengals

Bills and Bengals should be pretty good actually 

Go Mississippi State! Win one for Leach!!! Swing your swords! Pirate ship!!!

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