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Campy and funny, surprisingly deep or Cats movie level cringe? I’m not getting a good feeling from the trailer, but Gerwig certainly has skins on the wall. 

 

This has "ugly girls are ok too" written all over it.  

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1 hour ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

This has "ugly girls are ok too" written all over it.  

Certainly the first thing that comes to mind for me when I see Margot Robbie in a bathing suit.

Wonder if "Barbie's boyfriend" Ken will make an appearance, and Ken's "buddy" Allan.....that could take the plot into a whole different direction....

28 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Wonder if "Barbie's boyfriend" Ken will make an appearance, and Ken's "buddy" Allan.....that could take the plot into a whole different direction....

Ken and his 'buddies'

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This looks beyond terrible.

Wonder if "Barbie's boyfriend" Ken will make an appearance, and Ken's "buddy" Allan.....that could take the plot into a whole different direction....

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Ryan Gosling as Ken.

It's all fun and games until GI Joe shows up.

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Fighting man from head to toe.

Oh, Joe, how'd you get that scar on your face?

You don't wanna know, baby, you don't want to know. I've seen things. 

Dreamy. Oh, Ken, you can go.

Makes me sorta sad that people need to see the original clip from 2001. It's iconic. Everybody should have seen it already.

 

 

 

bravo on the trailer.  Still, I would never see that in a million billion years.  

20 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

I would never see that in a million billion years.  

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I think this movie looks fun. The trailer tells me that it’s not going just be a 90 minute Mattel commercial. Plus I really like the 2 leads. 

Robbie is good and Gosling is awesome so I’ll keep an open mind.

They should make her the same proportions as an actual Barbie.

I wonder how early the no-genitals joke will happen.

I’ve like Greta Gerwig’s work… so I think chances are this will be pretty good. 

hahaha love the imdb plot summary: "Barbie lives in Barbie Land and then a story happens."

🤣 sounds promising

4 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Robbie is good and Gosling is awesome so I’ll keep an open mind.

They should make her the same proportions as an actual Barbie.

I wonder how early the no-genitals joke will happen.

Hopefully, the movie has a nude scene in it with the genitals digitally removed

On 12/16/2022 at 9:58 PM, 0xdeadbeef said:

Ken and his 'buddies'

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This looks beyond terrible.

I think they're leaning into the ridiculousness of it. It looks like they gave Ken an 8 pack

I like Margot Robbie but she doesn’t have Barbie’s body.

“If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5'9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe! ✓ Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.”
1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

Nm

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On 12/17/2022 at 9:42 AM, RomaVicta said:

It's all fun and games until GI Joe shows up.

 

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

Best TV ad of all time....

16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

That is fabulous. I don't think I ever saw it. I used to own cheap TVs so I could just get rid of them every once in a while to waste time in other ways. I bought a nice HD TV years ago and, now,  never abandon my one-eyed god. His is a gracious deity, but he requires a lot of worship. I may as well be a monk and my beloved a nun in his service.

This must have been one of those times without a TV. Anybody who loved playing with a GI Joe (or two. He has to fight somebody) and had a sister with a Barbie must have had crude fantasies which this commercial transforms into a brilliant dream.

Thanks!

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


“If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5'9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe! ✓ Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.”

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“If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5'9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe! ✓ Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.”

Of course. She is hollow though, so plenty of weight for her ginormous tits.

The people I’d think would want to watch a Barbie movie, and the people that would recognize the 2001 trailer and appreciate it, are not the same people. 

I have a 10 year old daughter.  Odds are incalculable that I will have to see this movie.

Watching Margot Robbie will make it worth the while.

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swapping Barbies' voice boxes for G.I. Joes' and visa versa

 

The trailer was the coolest thing I've seen today. I will definitely be taking my daughter to this. If she lets me. 

The trailer was cool.  The directions the movie could go to make it interesting seem like they wouldn't be good for selling dolls.

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The people I’d think would want to watch a Barbie movie, and the people that would recognize the 2001 trailer and appreciate it, are not the same people. 

Maybe if you understood this wasn't a Barbie movie then you wouldn't be so stupidly closed minded.

Uh, looks like something more is going on in that "Dream House".....just saying.....

 

 

On 12/16/2022 at 8:23 PM, Vito Andolini said:

I’m not getting a good feeling from the trailer 

Then you're watching it wrong.

Spoiler

Margot Robbie is the epitome of glam in first teaser for 'Barbie' movie

 

When I see the name Margot, my brain defaults to this scene and how mommy is just sick and tired of wearing panties 

 

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3 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Johnny West is another guy who would cuck Ken.

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Better hope Sam Cobra doesn’t show up or some shit’s gonna pop off….

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On 12/16/2022 at 9:58 PM, 0xdeadbeef said:

Ken and his 'buddies'

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This looks beyond terrible.

These men are nihilists.

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fascinating to me that anyone can look at the career choices and accomplishments of noah baumbach, greta gerwig, margot robbie, and ryan gosling and dismiss this as some stupid action figure movie.

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

fascinating to me that anyone can look at the career choices and accomplishments of noah baumbach, greta gerwig, margot robbie, and ryan gosling and dismiss this as some stupid action figure movie.

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fascinating to me that anyone can look at the career choices and accomplishments of noah baumbach, greta gerwig, margot robbie, and ryan gosling and dismiss this as some stupid action figure movie.

It could be a brilliant stupid action figure movie
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12 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Excited Lets Go GIF

the use of this specific gif has increased greatly over the past month or so and i am here for it.

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5 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

It could be a brilliant stupid action figure movie

i thought the lego movie was.  i still love "everything is awesome" and think it's hilarious when parents didn't see the movie hated the song as their kids were singing it.  if you don't see the movie, you wouldn't understand the song.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

i thought the lego movie was.  i still love "everything is awesome" and think it's hilarious when parents didn't see the movie hated the song as their kids were singing it.  if you don't see the movie, you wouldn't understand the song.

Lego Movie >>>> any other lego movie since (and I like them all)

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I think this movie is going follow what Pixar does so well. A kids movie but with  plenty of humor and subtleties that will appeal to adults. 

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