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On 12/16/2022 at 9:58 PM, 0xdeadbeef said:

Ken and his 'buddies'

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This looks beyond terrible.

Is that Gosling or Peter Stormare?

4 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

 

I made the mistake of watching that trailer with my young daughter.

My reactions at the end:

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I made the mistake of watching that trailer with my young daughter.
My reactions at the end:
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Later she’s telling mom you asked her to beach you off. Enjoy prison.

I’m so confused by what’s going on. It looks ridiculous but the filmmakers and actors are all top notch. I have to believe it has to be pretty good.

2 hours ago, Stringer said:

I’m so confused by what’s going on. It looks ridiculous but the filmmakers and actors are all top notch. I have to believe it has to be pretty good.

This is where I am trying to be.

On 12/22/2022 at 11:35 AM, henrygandorf said:

fascinating to me that anyone can look at the career choices and accomplishments of noah baumbach, greta gerwig, margot robbie, and ryan gosling and dismiss this as some stupid action figure movie.

I am firmly in this camp...

10 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

 

...yet I struggle to see anything interesting in this trailer.

This will be a prime example of wait for the reviews/voices I trust.  I want to be optimistic, but it is getting increasingly difficult.

I guess this is going to be a fish out of water story.  It looks like on the road trip they are headed to the "real world" based on the street sign so I'd guess that Barbie world in the trailer is probably just bookends to the actual movie.

16 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I guess this is going to be a fish out of water story.  It looks like on the road trip they are headed to the "real world" based on the street sign so I'd guess that Barbie world in the trailer is probably just bookends to the actual movie.

my guess too.  i bet we don't have any info on the 1 hour+ of barbie in the real world, and we were just treated to the opening scene plus a few others.

 

barbie world is painful to even look at.  like literally disturbing to my eyes.  hopefully normal world is a little easier.

On 12/16/2022 at 7:58 PM, PRONG HORN said:

This has "ugly girls are ok too" written all over it.  

This was definitely part of the vibe for the idea when I was at Mattel in 2016-17. I never saw the script that they were working with back then, but Anne Hathaway & Amy Schumer were two of theactresses that they were talking with back then.

 

 

On 12/16/2022 at 9:28 PM, Stella Link said:

Wonder if "Barbie's boyfriend" Ken will make an appearance, and Ken's "buddy" Allan.....that could take the plot into a whole different direction....

“Barbie” is named after Mattel co-founders Ruth & Elliot Zhadker’s daughter “Barbara”. “Ken” is named after their son.

So Barbie & Ken are siblings who date.

 

15 hours ago, Stringer said:

I’m so confused by what’s going on. It looks ridiculous but the filmmakers and actors are all top notch. I have to believe it has to be pretty good.

It looks like plenty of people wanted in on this.

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I’ve got a feeling that it’s going to be pretty funny. Lots of jokes for the over 18 crowd. 

Mattel has watched Hasbro (“Transformers”) and Lego making a killing on the big screen with content that serves as more than just a reminder to buy toys. They have become studios with rights to world famous brands that bring in tens of millions of dollars in profits on top of advertising their consumer goods.

I have no clue how long Mattel has wanted to make a Barbie movie for the big screen, but they really started to get serious in about 2015 when hiring people who would hold meetings with established film studios and top level talent. All these years later, they are finally making it happen. 

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

Amy Schumer

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3 hours ago, Napoleon said:

This was definitely part of the vibe for the idea when I was at Mattel in 2016-17. I never saw the script that they were working with back then, but Anne Hathaway & Amy Schumer were two of theactresses that they were talking with back then.

Which one was being cast as the ugly one?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/s

Based on that trailer, it looks like it sucks bad.

The netflix series that ran for 5 seasons, Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse, is actually awesome so I was hopeful given that I will have to see this movie with my daughter. Ryan Gosling's Ken alone makes me cringe.

8 minutes ago, HamsterHookah said:

 

ill i feel sick GIF

On 12/18/2022 at 7:37 AM, Texzilla58 said:

I like Margot Robbie but she doesn’t have Barbie’s body.

Margot Robbie is perfect.

29 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Margot Robbie is perfect.

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Waiting for the porn spoof.  Which will be terrible, as it will just be characters with no genitals bumping into each other.  But whatever, still waiting for it.

On 12/18/2022 at 8:37 AM, Texzilla58 said:

I like Margot Robbie but she doesn’t have Barbie’s body.

The "Unpopular Opinions" thread is that way. (You're fucking crazy, BTW.)

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Waiting for the porn spoof.  Which will be terrible, as it will just be characters with no genitals bumping into each other.  But whatever, still waiting for it.

Don't think the spoof will be the sex you prefer, based on that trailer.

On 12/18/2022 at 8:37 AM, Texzilla58 said:

I like Margot Robbie but she doesn’t have Barbie’s body.

 

No woman has Barbie's body

38 minutes ago, MagicSoccerSpray said:

 

No woman has Barbie's body

This is kinda gross

Spoiler

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19 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Yeah … gross.  

So, anyway, where did you find that?

Google Ukrainian Barbie.  She was in some cruder online version of “People”

On 12/18/2022 at 8:00 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

On 12/18/2022 at 8:05 AM, Stella Link said:

Best TV ad of all time....

Would've been a lot better if Nissan actually made the car in the ad at the time it aired

On 4/4/2023 at 12:18 PM, Porterhouse said:

Is that Gosling or Peter Stormare?

Now we know what happened to Ken's johnson.

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18 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Now we know what happened to Ken's johnson.

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Too bad. From logjammin’ with Karl Hungus to weinerless Ken. 

Maybe the Not So Great Official Trailer to Awesomeness of Movie Ratio will be similar to:

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4 minutes ago, Scary Stranger said:

So it’s the Lego movie then?

all the way down to will ferrell.

everything is awesome.

3 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

The new trailer makes me really want to see it.  Whoever called fish out of water is correct, but I still want to see it.

 

much better trailer 

  • 5 weeks later...

I love Margot Robbie and my wife is very excited to see the movie so that’s a win. It just needs to be mildly entertaining for 90 minutes + at this point. 

4 hours ago, Longhorn94 said:

Wheelhouse!?!

I'd need to inspect her snatch to see if it's shaved/waxed, but i'd wager that it's as clean as that corvette

On 4/4/2023 at 10:15 PM, someguy said:

This is where I am trying to be.

I am firmly in this camp...

...yet I struggle to see anything interesting in this trailer.

This will be a prime example of wait for the reviews/voices I trust.  I want to be optimistic, but it is getting increasingly difficult.

this all reminds me of american hustle, one of the last movies i ever watched in a theater. every time i see a movie with a cast like this it's vapid crap. i don't know how or why these actors agree to do these movies, or what's more, why people end up hyping so many of them up (again, see: american hustle) when the movie is just boring, bland garbage that never moves my needle. 

(actor gets offered several million dollars for a film)

Tells agent: "I don't know...is this movie gonna move Derka's needle?"

If Margot Robbie can’t move Derka’s needle then it might be time for the little blue pill. 

If I can get through Pan Am for Margot Robbie I can do this standing on my head.

40 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'd need to inspect her snatch to see if it's shaved/waxed, but i'd wager that it's as clean as that corvette

Rocco?

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9 minutes ago, TOR said:

If I can get through Pan Am for Margot Robbie I can do this standing on my head.

Well Pan Am also had that busty redhead.  Kelli Garner.  Oh baby!

I'd need to inspect her snatch to see if it's shaved/waxed, but i'd wager that it's as clean as that corvette

She bared it in Wolf of Wall Street. Completely bare like god intended.

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