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On 2/9/2023 at 10:45 AM, Tylerocks said:

Took me a second and had to look it up, but yep.  Boat Captain was Slippery Pete

 

On 2/9/2023 at 1:52 PM, utxmike05 said:

Yup. Hard to miss that dude no matter what. Armageddon Russian cosmonaut and Russian drug dealer in Bad Boys 2 always come to mind first. 

Dudes, no. He was Karl Hungus from Logjammin’. Fucking amateurs. 

35 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

I mean, Spencer has been in Africa the whole season. With a bunch of black people and giraffes and shit. I’m sure you saw the elephants but when did you see Indians?  So many questions. 

 

And lions.   And hyenas.  And, well, the Serengeti.

1 hour ago, Porterhouse said:

I mean, Spencer has been in Africa the whole season. With a bunch of black people and giraffes and shit. I’m sure you saw the elephants but when did you see Indians?  So many questions. 

They went to that island that was out of the way, and were traveling around on a "honeymoon". Thought he was taking his new fiancee on a tour of that part of the world. Big British presence too. I was working on the laptop and listening, I heard Mombasa and mistook it for Mumbai. 

1 hour ago, Porterhouse said:

 

Dudes, no. He was Karl Hungus from Logjammin’. Fucking amateurs. 

Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

Alex and Spencer are a mighty fine looking couple.  Crazy to imagine a world without broad use telephones and commercial aviation.  Somebody could've just sent Spence a WhatsApp and have him on the next charter flight home.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

No one watched this episode? 

The typical Surly whining like a bitch is thin. 

Dozed off too much in my post-SB food coma... I will have to re-watch it. 

3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

No one watched this episode? 

The typical Surly whining like a bitch is thin. 

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According to Wikipedia, the Mauretania spent 1923 harbored in Southampton undergoing a major refitting of its turbines

Last two episodes were filler-ish. Bron should be doing more to build him as a big bad than just looking like some rube amazed by lights and running water.

Helen Mirren carries the show along with Spencer and Alex

Don’t forget how I flagged down your ship. Haha! 
 

putting things off for a day isn’t really conducive to our current lifestyle. Ha! 
 

pretty awesome love story, I must admit. 

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16 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

No one watched this episode? 

The typical Surly whining like a bitch is thin. 

If nitpicking is what you've come here for, a couple points.

1. He has plenty of time and wherewithal to swim inside the boat to retrieve his rifle, but doesn't bother to grab some blankets and stuff to make a shelter from the sun?

2. Homegirl has presumably spent weeks traveling through the African bush with him, but lack of plumbing gives her pause?

9 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

 

2. Homegirl has presumably spent weeks traveling through the African bush with him, but lack of plumbing gives her pause?

 

She wasn't expecting to go and live in the African bush.  It was reasonable to assume that his home in America would have running water.

This was my least favorite episode so far. I was hoping they wouldn’t spend 5 episodes on Spencer’s journey to America but it looks like we are headed that direction. 

7 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

This was my least favorite episode so far. I was hoping they wouldn’t spend 5 episodes on Spencer’s journey to America but it looks like we are headed that direction. 

As it turns out traveling 3/4 of the way across the planet was not a real smooth process a century ago. I think Alex should have her own show...she's fucking stunning. The captain's reaction when Spencer said he wasn't marrying her for citizenship was hilarious 

On 2/13/2023 at 11:50 PM, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

If nitpicking is what you've come here for, a couple points.

1. He has plenty of time and wherewithal to swim inside the boat to retrieve his rifle, but doesn't bother to grab some blankets and stuff to make a shelter from the sun?

2. Homegirl has presumably spent weeks traveling through the African bush with him, but lack of plumbing gives her pause?

1. Definitely picking nits. He made a few trips and then there were fucking sharks. 

2. I wouldn’t expect it in 1923 African bush, but would expect it in my home where I intend to live full time. 

6 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

As it turns out traveling 3/4 of the way across the planet was not a real smooth process a century ago. I think Alex should have her own show...she's fucking stunning. The captain's reaction when Spencer said he wasn't marrying her for citizenship was hilarious 

The captain is Odysseus in the series Troy. And, the Montana blondo runs circles around the Brit blondo - even though the Brit blondo is definitely a fox. 

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5 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

The captain is Odysseus in the series Troy. And, the Montana blondo runs circles around the Brit blondo - even though the Brit blondo is definitely a fox. 

Benjen Stark

16 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

The captain is Odysseus in the series Troy. And, the Montana blondo runs circles around the Brit blondo - even though the Brit blondo is definitely a fox. 

This is all in the eye of the beholder of course, but for me the "brit blondo" is in a very, very small class.  I can't deny that part of it is how well she's nailing that posh brit accent.

35 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

The captain is Odysseus in the series Troy. And, the Montana blondo runs circles around the Brit blondo - even though the Brit blondo is definitely a fox. 

 

18 minutes ago, Augustus said:

This is all in the eye of the beholder of course, but for me the "brit blondo" is in a very, very small class.  I can't deny that part of it is how well she's nailing that posh brit accent.

Montana blonde is definitely scalding hot too but she gets very little screen time unfortunately. 

48 minutes ago, semitired said:

Benjen Stark

Holy shit. 

37 minutes ago, Augustus said:

This is all in the eye of the beholder of course, but for me the "brit blondo" is in a very, very small class.  I can't deny that part of it is how well she's nailing that posh brit accent.

 

16 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

Montana blonde is definitely scalding hot too but she gets very little screen time unfortunately. 

I mean it’s not even close guys. Alex is cute. Hannah Montana is a classic beauty. 

53 minutes ago, semitired said:

Benjen Stark

Whoa!

Did not recognize him.

Close call but I take Alex...

Both are way too hot for 1923 era though. Lol  

 

 

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On 2/14/2023 at 9:46 AM, Augustus said:

 

She wasn't expecting to go and live in the African bush.  It was reasonable to assume that his home in America would have running water.

Yeah but you’re clearly biased.

15 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

This was my least favorite episode so far. I was hoping they wouldn’t spend 5 episodes on Spencer’s journey to America but it looks like we are headed that direction. 

That would be awesome to show an across the globe journey with some detail. Would beat the Indiana Jones dotted line scenes. 

10 minutes ago, troph said:

That would be awesome to show an across the globe journey with some detail. Would beat the Indiana Jones dotted line scenes. 

Well at this rate, they'll have to fend off pirates on the open sea, then deal with the mobsters in Galveston and fight off some holdout Indian tribe on the way to Montana.  

Just now, Augustus said:

Well at this rate, they'll have to fend off pirates on the open sea, then deal with the mobsters in Galveston and fight off some holdout Indian tribe on the way to Montana.  

The ghost ship was odd. But it was interesting to learn about. Like the Indian schools but different, very different. I’ve enjoyed that aspect of this series as much as the eye candy. Make no mistake the blondes aren’t the only beauties on this show. Lionhunter would turn me straight in a hot 3 minutes. 

I mean you gotta assume the last scene of the season will be Spencer arriving at the Yellowstone …

19 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

And, the Montana blondo runs circles around the Brit blondo - even though the Brit blondo is definitely a fox. 

Agreed.

 

And holy shit, that was Benjen Stark! I kept trying to place him and couldn't come up with it. 

19 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

1. Definitely picking nits. He made a few trips and then there were fucking sharks. 

He was already pretty sunburned by the time the sharks arrived. They should have thrown in a line where he said he wasn't going to leave her alone up there after she fell in the first time or something like that.

4 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

I mean you gotta assume the last scene of the season will be Spencer arriving at the Yellowstone …

When all seems lost . . . 

I mean it’s not even close guys. Alex is cute. Hannah Montana is a classic beauty. 

I think we all agree we wouldn’t kick either out bed for eating crackers .
On 2/15/2023 at 6:11 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

As it turns out traveling 3/4 of the way across the planet was not a real smooth process a century ago. I think Alex should have her own show...she's fucking stunning. The captain's reaction when Spencer said he wasn't marrying her for citizenship was hilarious 

No I get it, at least this one has merit and makes sense as opposed to 1883 taking so long to get out of Texas.

So we're looking at what, one more episode of Spencer on the Lusitania, and another episode on a train. He arrives at Yellowstone in the finale, pretty shitty if that's how it goes down. 

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25 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So we're looking at what, one more episode of Spencer on the Lusitania

Tell me you're not a History major without...

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Tell me you're not a History major without...

It was joke. I meant Spencer is going to spend another episode on the ocean. 

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I agree, just not that ship.

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18 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Most of you dorks won’t see this until Sunday night. 

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Do not click, you fools. 

Was very little Spencer shit. 

Nice try. It's already up on Fmovies.

Yeah, it’s up on Paramount+ @ 2 am, you fucking idiot old man. 

Stupid mother fucker. 

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You’re old, accept it.

Most of you adults that don’t live like RPM, the new episode is up on Paramount+. He likes the free shit, he’s old & broke, but for the rest of you, the episode is up on P+. 

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Jesus, get back on your meds.

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Here’s the point for those that watch the episode. I will spoiler it again, because it should be. 

Spoiler

Zero Spencer shit in this episode. 

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22 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Here’s the point for those that watch the episode. I will spoiler it again, because it should be. 

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Zero Spencer shit in this episode. 

Maybe the whole world should be put to sea.

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