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Armed Nazis and Armed Leftists Show up at a Drag Show in North Texas

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Jesus tapdancing christ

13 minutes ago, G650 said:

Jesus tapdancing christ

I know, right. Two sentence “article “ and an endless scroll of crap looking for more details is bullshit. 

“But I didn’t invite the Nazis!” says organizer of rally that propagates Nazi tropes. 

Yep, lots of folks knew this was coming around here. Fucking loser ass virgin dipshits 

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How long are we going to call them "Neo-Nazis?" It's safe to say that the original Hitler Youth were not at this rally, so no need to distinguish them from pre-1945 Nazis. They're just fucking Nazis. Same way it's not called the Neo-Klan,* it's just the fucking Klan.

 

 

 

 

*I have no doubt that somewhere, somebody, is leading a group right now in the Neo-Klan Profession of Faith in a garage apartment behind a pull-a-part junkyard.

Hear hear, RD!

This needs to be their fate.

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Reality. The fate of Nazis caught in American uniform:

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Fuck these guys. They're enemies. Kill them.

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From Left to Right:

Aryanna. Short, dark-haired, wide-faced, she has enjoyed a lifetime of surplus carbohydrates from her Pre-Indo-European farming civilization that tilled the valleys in what will one day be known as Romania. When the strange Kurgan horsemen appeared, she gazed upon their tall bodies and their use of eight noun cases, deserted her village shrines and threw in her lot with them.

Skeeter. The elder of the warband, and sometimes priest of the Thunder God whenever they must beseech safe passage through stormy climes. He rules by wit rather than brawn, and stays back from the line of battle to better assess the fray. A past master of drilling out chariot carburetors.

Pictus of the Hidden Face. A gentle soul in this feral time, Pictus looks inward seeking truth. Of artistic bent, he gently, slowly, applies woad dye to the nude bodies of the warriors before battle. He is loyal to his tribe, but cannot stop looking at the mysterious Lady Men who seek to bar their path.

Stone-Skull. The younger brother of Skeeter who chafes under his elder sibling's restraint. War is GLORY, to be won by smashing the trembling foe head-on, not by clever stratagems such as old men employ while doddering over a game table. ATTACK! Ever at the fore, able by fell enchantments to blend into either black night or green forest. STRIKE!

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25 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

How long are we going to call them "Neo-Nazis?" It's safe to say that the original Hitler Youth were not at this rally, so no need to distinguish them from pre-1945 Nazis. They're just fucking Nazis. Same way it's not called the Neo-Klan,* it's just the fucking Klan.

 

 

 

 

*I have no doubt that somewhere, somebody, is leading a group right now in the Neo-Klan Profession of Faith in a garage apartment behind a pull-a-part junkyard.

Pretty sure this is happening as a Seagoville scrap metal place my grandpa and I used to take cans to when I was younger. Klan and Hitler shit all around the offices, doubt we got a fair deal but my grandpa used to sap, sand and all other shit to weigh the bags down to get extra weight. 

7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

From Left to Right:

Aryanna. Short, dark-haired, wide-faced, she has enjoyed a lifetime of surplus carbohydrates from her Pre-Indo-European farming civilization that tilled the valleys in what will one day be known as Romania. When the strange Kurgan horsemen appeared, she gazed upon their tall bodies and their use of eight noun cases, deserted her village shrines and threw in her lot with them.

Skeeter. The elder of the warband, and sometimes priest of the Thunder God whenever they must beseech safe passage through stormy climes. He rules by wit rather than brawn, and stays back from the line of battle to better assess the fray. A past master of drilling out chariot carburetors.

Pictus of the Hidden Face. A gentle soul in this feral time, Pictus looks inward seeking truth. Of artistic bent, he gently, slowly, applies woad dye to the nude bodies of the warriors before battle. He is loyal to his tribe, but cannot stop looking at the mysterious Lady Men who seek to bar their path.

Stone-Skull. The younger brother of Skeeter who chafes under his elder sibling's restraint. War is GLORY, to be won by smashing the trembling foe head-on, not by clever stratagems such as old men employ while doddering over a game table. ATTACK! Ever at the fore, able by fell enchantments to blend into either black night or green forest. STRIKE!

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1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Pretty sure this is happening as a Seagoville scrap metal place my grandpa and I used to take cans to when I was younger. Klan and Hitler shit all around the offices, doubt we got a fair deal but my grandpa used to sap, sand and all other shit to weigh the bags down to get extra weight. 

I took a bazillion cans to the scrap yard and got like 6 dollars and 47 cents. I mean damn, if there'd been a dog track nearby I coulda at least bet it all on the dog of the dogs to win. Now about once a year I just put em on the curb with a "free cans" sign.

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I took a bazillion cans to the scrap yard and got like 6 dollars and 47 cents. I mean damn, if there'd been a dog track nearby I coulda at least bet it all on the dog of the dogs to win. Now about once a year I just put em on the curb with a "free cans" sign.

We've got a de facto "deposit" on cans out here.  "California Redemption Value". A few kitchen size trash bags brings 20 bucks or so, which I then turn into "new" cans that need to be emptied. 

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

We've got a de facto "deposit" on cans out here.  "California Redemption Value". A few kitchen size trash bags brings 20 bucks or so, which I then turn into "new" cans that need to be emptied. 

I need to drive my cans to Californy.

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This sucks my local farmers market does a drag queen story time and my little girl loves it.  Nothing risqué, just a queen dressed in what looks like a formal evening gown reading classic kids books.  Think Snow White.  They canceled it earlier year due to threats and just now brought it back today.

 

That said, we skipped it.  I know not going lets the nazis win, but even if it’s a fraction of a chance something bad happens, the risk just isn’t worth it.  Too many crazies willing to kill over a book reading 

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They still believe being gay is a lifestyle choice, so they think if little Johnny sees a guy in a dress reading a book he'll decide to be gay.

 

3 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

“But I didn’t invite the Nazis!” says organizer of rally that propagates Nazi tropes. 

And she looks real sane too.

When the Nazis are on your side, you're on the wrong side. Not complicated.

6 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

They still believe being gay is a lifestyle choice, so they think if little Johnny sees a guy in a dress reading a book he'll decide to be gay.

 

Another way to put it: 

Pathetic, weak-minded morons whose major life choices are controlled by whatever they hear/read on the internets think that the rest of the planet is as stupid and gullible as they are.  

These are people who WOULD suck a dick if the right guy on Gab or Parler told them to.  So obviously, everyone is a susceptible as them.

13 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

They still believe being gay is a lifestyle choice, so they think if little Johnny sees a guy in a dress reading a book he'll decide to be gay.

Do you realize how many millions and tens of millions of people watched M*A*S*H and became gay from watching Klinger in drag?  Plus the millions more who watched Tootsie and Bosom Buddies?

3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

From Left to Right:

Aryanna. Short, dark-haired, wide-faced, she has enjoyed a lifetime of surplus carbohydrates from her Pre-Indo-European farming civilization that tilled the valleys in what will one day be known as Romania. When the strange Kurgan horsemen appeared, she gazed upon their tall bodies and their use of eight noun cases, deserted her village shrines and threw in her lot with them.

Skeeter. The elder of the warband, and sometimes priest of the Thunder God whenever they must beseech safe passage through stormy climes. He rules by wit rather than brawn, and stays back from the line of battle to better assess the fray. A past master of drilling out chariot carburetors.

Pictus of the Hidden Face. A gentle soul in this feral time, Pictus looks inward seeking truth. Of artistic bent, he gently, slowly, applies woad dye to the nude bodies of the warriors before battle. He is loyal to his tribe, but cannot stop looking at the mysterious Lady Men who seek to bar their path.

Stone-Skull. The younger brother of Skeeter who chafes under his elder sibling's restraint. War is GLORY, to be won by smashing the trembling foe head-on, not by clever stratagems such as old men employ while doddering over a game table. ATTACK! Ever at the fore, able by fell enchantments to blend into either black night or green forest. STRIKE!

Texas Nazis.jpeg

Loser iconography and fitting

12th SS Hitlerjugend Surrendered in Austria with only 10k left

3rd SS Totenkopf Surrendered in Checkoslovakia and were all executed.

Where exactly are you getting your that the 3rd SS were all executed?

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I need to drive my cans to Californy.

Yeah, you overload your inventory and you blow your margins on gasoline. Trust me, it doesn't work.

3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

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Take your masks off, you fucking pussies.

 

33 minutes ago, linux said:

Loser iconography and fitting

12th SS Hitlerjugend Surrendered in Austria with only 10k left

3rd SS Totenkopf Surrendered in Checkoslovakia and were all executed.

Czechs out. 

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, you overload your inventory and you blow your margins on gasoline. Trust me, it doesn't work.

what about Mother's Day?  

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

what about Mother's Day?  

Only if you have access to a mail truck.

Where exactly are you getting your that the 3rd SS were all executed?


On 9 May 1945, SS Brigadefuhrer Hellmuth Becker, the Division Commander (Eicke was killed in Russia on 26 February 1943), surrendered to the Third US Army. The Americans then turned the entire Division over to the Russians. Little is known of the fate of the officers and men after they were removed to detention camps inside Russia.

https://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/europe/de-waffen-ss-totenkopf.htm

 

18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Only if you have access to a mail truck.

How do you know it’s a mail truck?

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I need to drive my cans to Californy.

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4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I took a bazillion cans to the scrap yard and got like 6 dollars and 47 cents. I mean damn, if there'd been a dog track nearby I coulda at least bet it all on the dog of the dogs to win. Now about once a year I just put em on the curb with a "free cans" sign.

We also had older family doing cabling and pipe work that would give us the old coax and other shit. Honestly that's how I got interested in telecom in high school. Wait how does this cable and that cable talk to each other? Worked out in the end 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Do you realize how many millions and tens of millions of people watched M*A*S*H and became gay from watching Klinger in drag?  

I always  thought it was from watching Alan Alda 

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10 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I always  thought it was from watching Alan Alda 

So that's why you went to medical school..... 

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12 hours ago, DixonHur said:

They still believe being gay is a lifestyle choice, so they think if little Johnny sees a guy in a dress reading a book he'll decide to be gay.

Even if that theory were correct, it’s still a big “so what?” Outside influences affect so many of our life decisions. These guys are basically saying: “Sexual orientation is a choice, and we demand you choose the one option we force upon you.”

And that is the view of the same fucking idiots who incessantly spout off about freedom and free speech and all this other shit they don’t understand and don’t really care about. Because the primary reason someone becomes a fascist sheep is because they’re angry and really, really fucking dumb.

13 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

We also had older family doing cabling and pipe work that would give us the old coax and other shit. Honestly that's how I got interested in telecom in high school. Wait how does this cable and that cable talk to each other? Worked out in the end 

Just so long as you don't walk around cutting the brass fittings off garden hoses.

2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Even if that theory were correct, it’s still a big “so what?” Outside influences affect so many of our life decisions. These guys are basically saying: “Sexual orientation is a choice, and we demand you choose the one option we force upon you.”

And that is the view of the same fucking idiots who incessantly spout off about freedom and free speech and all this other shit they don’t understand and don’t really care about. Because the primary reason someone becomes a fascist sheep is because they’re angry and really, really fucking dumb.

And let's not forget, like our boy Pictus above - more than a small percentage of them are struggling against a secret fascination for thick, sweaty cock. 

 

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25 minutes ago, smuggs said:

thick, sweaty cock

Hell of a drug for many social conservatives. The science backs it up:

The authors investigated the role of homosexual arousal in exclusively heterosexual men who admitted negative affect toward homosexual individuals. Participants consisted of a group of homophobic men (n = 35) and a group of nonhomophobic men (n = 29); they were assigned to groups on the basis of their scores on the Index of Homophobia (W. W. Hudson & W. A. Ricketts, 1980). The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumference were monitored. They also completed an Aggression Questionnaire (A. H. Buss & M. Perry, 1992). Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. The groups did not differ in aggression. Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8772014/
 

19 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Pretty sure this is happening as a Seagoville scrap metal place my grandpa and I used to take cans to when I was younger. Klan and Hitler shit all around the offices, doubt we got a fair deal but my grandpa used to sap, sand and all other shit to weigh the bags down to get extra weight. 

The old watermelon in the cotton sack trick....One way slaves and sharecroppers used to get over on the man. 

On 12/18/2022 at 10:10 PM, atomheartbevo said:

How do you know it’s a mail truck?

Didn’t you notice its little balls?

On 12/18/2022 at 7:59 PM, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

And she looks real sane too.

When the Nazis are on your side, you're on the wrong side. Not complicated.

I can't remember where I found this, but I have gotten more use out of it than I expected.

 

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