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#1401
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
I am crying

 

Damn, and he can lie with a straight face tooooo!

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#1402

Serial liar Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) reportedly suffered yet another setback on Wednesday with the resignation of his communications director.

“With respect for my colleagues, the people of New York, and most importantly, myself, I am honored to tender my resignation,” Naysa Woomer wrote in her resignation email, reported Scripps News. “Unfortunately, you never took one point of professional advice given,” she added in a clear dig at Santos.

#1404
7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, he had a communications director? That's like Abott having a running coach. Useless.

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#1408

What is the plural of Fupa?   'Fupi'? 

Or plural of Gunt?  Gunti?  

One of them is doing some smuggling of illegal Hardee's documents, that much I can tell you.  

#1410
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

What is the plural of Fupa?   'Fupi'? 

Or plural of Gunt?  Gunti?  

One of them is doing some smuggling of illegal Hardee's documents, that much I can tell you.  

Fupii.  That will fuck your morning doing wordle while eating breakfast.

#1411
10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Not what I expected "Naysa Woomer" to look like:

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9 hours ago, YGIFS said:

What is the plural of Fupa?   'Fupi'? 

Or plural of Gunt?  Gunti?  

One of them is doing some smuggling of illegal Hardee's documents, that much I can tell you.  

 

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#1413

Who is paying his bail is tbd now. Can lawyers chime in on the process etc

FLASH: Defense attorney for Rep George Santos (R-NY) asks court to keep SEALED the records showing who helped ensure his $500,000 bond in criminal case. They argue those people "are likely to suffer great distress, may losetheir jobs, and God forbid, may suffer physical injury"

 

#1414
7 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

Who is paying his bail is tbd now. Can lawyers chime in on the process etc

FLASH: Defense attorney for Rep George Santos (R-NY) asks court to keep SEALED the records showing who helped ensure his $500,000 bond in criminal case. They argue those people "are likely to suffer great distress, may losetheir jobs, and God forbid, may suffer physical injury"

 

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#1417

"Inevitably Come"

dibs on band name.  Suretors got my back on this any y'all steal my shit.  

#1419

 

Today’s Republican Party. Just Rep. George Santos casually flashing a White Power sign on the floor of the United States Congress that’s all.Truth Social

 

#1420
#BREAKING: A federal judge granted media organizations’ requests to unseal the names of the people who cosigned Rep. George Santos’s (R-N.Y.) $500,000 bond in his criminal fraud case. https://t.co/tWlrl0805k

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#1421

10 years ago, a sitting US Congressman trying to quash the release of who bailed him out of jail would be the biggest news story in the country.  

But it's not even in the Top 10 craziest shit in just this thread.

#1423
31 minutes ago, Pancho said:
#BREAKING: A federal judge granted media organizations’ requests to unseal the names of the people who cosigned Rep. George Santos’s (R-N.Y.) $500,000 bond in his criminal fraud case. https://t.co/tWlrl0805k

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Magistrate judge Anne Y. Shields's order says "Any appeal of this order must be filed by noon on Friday.”

 

#1424
2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

 

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

So, his Russian handler(s). 

Yep. This isn't about protecting a random, wealthy American who feels bad for George. It's someone, most likely from outside the US, that has bought a US Congressmen. 

#1425
26 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

Yep. This isn't about protecting a random, wealthy American who feels bad for George. It's someone, most likely from outside the US, that has bought a US Congressmen. 

Man, I want to believe. But at the same time, anyone who could buy a congressman CERTAINLY isn't stupid enough to also pay his bond...much less through a traceable method. Right? RIGHT?

#1427
8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Still in Congress, huh.

Al Franken was out after a few days for making some stupid jokes, and he was a fucking comedian. 

Al Franken has shame, and resigned. It's like you're comparing him to Trump or something and expecting dignity and decorum. 

#1428
 
 

If we find who bailed him out of jail, maybe we will also find who paid off Kavanaugh’s debts.
#1429

They have different masters.  Santos was elected to sew chaos, likely by a foreign government.  Kavanaugh was put on the Supreme Court to vote like rich republicans want him to.

#1430

It will probably be some dumbass like Robert James Ritchie or Steve Bannon. Or maybe another one of his fake identities. 

#1431
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

10 years ago, a sitting US Congressman trying to quash the release of who bailed him out of jail would be the biggest news story in the country.  

But it's not even in the Top 10 craziest shit in just this thread.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Still in Congress, huh.

Al Franken was out after a few days for making some stupid jokes, and he was a fucking comedian. 

The Republicans booted out (in his primary) a sitting US Representative who was caught on film cross-dressing as well as playing with his male cousin in the nude and/or trying to face-fuck him.

This timeline is off the rails.

#1432

Like a car accident, I'm completely transfixed by watching a human being with no shame navigate such a public office.

#1433
2 hours ago, Woland said:


If we find who bailed him out of jail, maybe we will also find who paid off Kavanaugh’s debts.

I'd put my money on Harlan Crow.  

If it's the Russians, it will be disguised enough to muddle.  But I'd bet Crow wrote a personal check, with "Power" in the memo.

#1434
2 hours ago, Da Fino said:

It will probably be some dumbass like Robert James Ritchie or Steve Bannon. Or maybe another one of his fake identities. 

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#1435
9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'd put my money on Harlan Crow.  

If it's the Russians, it will be disguised enough to muddle.  But I'd bet Crow wrote a personal check, with "Power" in the memo.

Power top or power bottom?

#1436
23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'd put my money on Harlan Crow.  

If it's the Russians, it will be disguised enough to muddle.  But I'd bet Crow wrote a personal check, with "Power" in the memo.

Or one of the two West Texas shit-heads.

#1437

this seems like bullshit, his family put up the cash?
 

A lawyer for Rep. George Santos said the cosigners of the congressman’s $500,000 bond in his fraud case are family members https://t.co/vQ3dBc9JVm

 

#1438
8 minutes ago, tx ind said:

this seems like bullshit, his family put up the cash?
 

A lawyer for Rep. George Santos said the cosigners of the congressman’s $500,000 bond in his fraud case are family members https://t.co/vQ3dBc9JVm

 

We gonna believe what he says now?

#1443
42 minutes ago, tx ind said:

this seems like bullshit, his family put up the cash?
 

A lawyer for Rep. George Santos said the cosigners of the congressman’s $500,000 bond in his fraud case are family members https://t.co/vQ3dBc9JVm

 

is it family, or a "the family" kind of situation I wonder

#1445
9 hours ago, Captainant said:

is it family, or a "the family" kind of situation I wonder

I'll give you five guesses.

#1446

Did the statement specify they were members of Santos' family? I mean, everybody is a family member of some sort.

#1447
10 hours ago, tx ind said:

this seems like bullshit, his family put up the cash?
 

A lawyer for Rep. George Santos said the cosigners of the congressman’s $500,000 bond in his fraud case are family members https://t.co/vQ3dBc9JVm

 

Really? What are their names?

#1449
31 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Why would they be in danger if their names got out?

I thought his family didn't have any money.  

#1450
17 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I thought his family didn't have any money.  

No, cousin Igor and cousin Nikita are loaded.

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