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5 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Damn, what a punchable face.

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4 hours ago, DixonHur said:

As a Brazilian lawmaker, perhaps he can claim diplomatic immunity.

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What I’m looking forward to is McCarthy loosing control of the House and 15 more votes for Speaker. He can’t survive losing any support and Santos was in his camp. 

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

lol this motherfucker

I'm not going to lie - fucker cracks me up.  He is fully committed to this charade, and I almost admire it in a way.

30 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

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What I’m looking forward to is McCarthy loosing control of the House and 15 more votes for Speaker. He can’t survive losing any support and Santos was in his camp. 

He represents a Biden district so that’s a big L for the GOP.

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

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What I’m looking forward to is McCarthy loosing control of the House and 15 more votes for Speaker. He can’t survive losing any support and Santos was in his camp. 

The fucked up thing is, McCarthy probably couldn't pull that vote off now that carlson is persona non grata

24 minutes ago, Captainant said:

The fucked up thing is, McCarthy probably couldn't pull that vote off now that carlson is persona non grata

I have a friend who swears up and down you'll see less batshittery out of MTG/Boebert, etc., now that Tucker is gone and they can't rely on him to pressure Republicans.  I'll believe it when I see it.

11 hours ago, royiv said:

Former president found liable for sexual assault and defamation and a sitting congressman has federal charges filed against him. 

“this really shows how much we are totally owning the libs”

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10 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol this motherfucker
 

 

May 9:  "News to me"

May 10:  Surrenders to authorities.

 

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2023/05/10/nyregion/george-santos-charges-news

 

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Representative George Santos, the Republican whose pivotal victory in New York was soon followed by revelations that he had falsified his biography on the campaign trail, surrendered to the authorities at federal court on Long Island on Wednesday morning.

Mr. Santos was charged with seven counts of wire fraud, three counts of money laundering, one count of theft of public funds, and two counts of making materially false statements to the House of Representatives.

 

He’s going to get a sternly-worded letter from House Republican leadership.

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

What a day. 

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

McCarthy answering questions to kick him out of house 

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2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Paging Detective Murtaugh...

Unfortunately, he is an American. Otherwise, sending to a Brazilian prison would be fun.

Either way he’s going to be dropping the soap a lot.
31 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He’s going to get a sternly-worded letter from House Republican leadership.

I expect an “In this country you’re presumed innocent until proven guilty” from Kevin McCarthy soon. 

I just read HR 1095 which he and Bobo sponsored. I wish we would have gotten the guillotine from France instead of the Statue of Liberty.

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm not going to lie - fucker cracks me up.  He is fully committed to this charade, and I almost admire it in a way.

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13 count, including wire fraud

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/10/politics/george-santos-indicted-arrested/index.html

 

The Justice Department on Wednesday unsealed 13 federal charges against Rep. George Santos – including fraud related to Covid-related unemployment benefits and using campaign funds for luxury clothing – and the New York Republican is in custody.

Santos has been charged on seven counts of wire fraud, three counts of money laundering, one count of theft of public funds, and two counts of making materially false statements to the House of Representatives.

Prosecutors allege Santos solicited campaign funds under false pretense and used them for personal expenses like designer clothing.

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

designer clothing.

I’ve seen pics of him. I have a hard time believing that frumpy doofus wore designer. Unless he was giving them to sugar baby twinks 

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I have a friend who swears up and down you'll see less batshittery out of MTG/Boebert, etc., now that Tucker is gone and they can't rely on him to pressure Republicans.  I'll believe it when I see it.

This is probably better for the Tucker thread but the batshittery will continue regardless but your friend is more right than you think - McCarthy had to talk to Tucker directly in order to get everyone else in line.

His influence due to his audience was immense. Someone else will come along to replace him but it will be a while as it took Tucker years to build his brand to that level. 

21 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I expect an “In this country you’re presumed innocent until proven guilty” from Kevin McCarthy soon. 

Followed by a rant about how the Trump verdict is a complete miscarriage of justice.

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<Santos exiting building after bonding out>

Press: Congressman, what were you thinking when the officers took you into custody?

Santos: You think officers took me into custody?

Press: We saw the officers.

Santos: Who, those guys? Oh, no, they're waiters. No, I was just ordering in. They're jail waiters. I was ordering some fish for you guys.

Press: They took your order?

Santos: They took my order, yeah. Jail waiters. You understand, don't you, Press?

Press: Sure, we understand. Do you think the public will buy it?

Santos: Good talk, Press. 

24 minutes ago, shnsajax said:


Either way he’s going to be dropping the soap a lot.

My guess is he will be dropping powdered detergent rather than soap.

Designer clothing?

He wears the same fucking outfit every single day!

25 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I expect an “In this country you’re presumed innocent until proven guilty” from Kevin McCarthy soon. 

This. McCarthy will run the clock out. Santos will serve his 2 year term, serving McCarthy's needs and then will be discarded as trash.

Santos probably realizes he is a pawn, but that is the best of many worse options. He made his bed.

Santos probably could have gotten away with his previous crimes if he just hadn't run for Congress in 2022. 

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

This. McCarthy will run the clock out. Santos will serve his 2 year term, serving McCarthy's needs and then will be discarded as trash.

Santos probably realizes he is a pawn, but that is the best of many worse options. He made his bed.

Santos will be told that if he plays ball, Trump will pardon him in Jan 2025.

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9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I have a friend who swears up and down you'll see less batshittery out of MTG/Boebert, etc., now that Tucker is gone and they can't rely on him to pressure Republicans.  I'll believe it when I see it.

Does your friend have to wear a helmet everywhere? 

1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:


It is probably the most sick thing I’ve ever seen a congressperson put forward.

"To declare dead children to be the National Pastime of the United States, replacing baseball."

One day you're the Librero for the Baruch Men's Volleyball team then the next you're an imprisoned Congressman charged with Brazilian wire fraud. 

Yeah, we're not in a simulation.  

McCarthy really, really, really, needed this scumbags vote or he would not today be Speaker.  That's a pretty fucking sad commentary on what the GOP elected congressional representatives have devolved into.

14 minutes ago, yoladu said:

This. McCarthy will run the clock out. Santos will serve his 2 year term, serving McCarthy's needs and then will be discarded as trash.

Santos probably realizes he is a pawn, but that is the best of many worse options. He made his bed.

According to a former roommate:

“He told me once 'if I can get elected to Congress, for just one term, I will be set with a pension and healthcare for the rest of my life.'"

https://www.newsweek.com/george-santos-wanted-win-election-lifetime-healthcare-ex-roommate-1775242

The interview:

https://www.cbsnews.com/video/former-roommate-of-embattled-new-york-rep-george-santos-stunned-by-congressmans-win/

So whose trial is over first?  Santos or Dotard?  Pick a trial, any trial, for the latter. 

21 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

One day you're the Librero for the Baruch Men's Volleyball team then the next you're an imprisoned Congressman charged with Brazilian wire fraud. 

Ha ha!  It's libero you libtard! 

(Well, most of the time, anyway.)

If the Dems were smart (lol), get a dem coordinated message to gop/McCarthy about how he can still have him in Congress after being arrested etc, get on every tv show and online but we are taking about the dems here 

Hey Santos, if I set you up...you think you could spike it?

"Alright Kevin, but I'd have to be pretty high.  But yeah."

I bet you would Brazilian Red. 

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2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Hey Santos, if I set you up...you think you could spike it?

"Alright Kevin, but it'd have to be pretty high..." 

I bet you would, Panama Red

So is this dude in handcuffs or...?

According to a former roommate:
“He told me once 'if I can get elected to Congress, for just one term, I will be set with a pension and healthcare for the rest of my life.'"
https://www.newsweek.com/george-santos-wanted-win-election-lifetime-healthcare-ex-roommate-1775242
The interview:
https://www.cbsnews.com/video/former-roommate-of-embattled-new-york-rep-george-santos-stunned-by-congressmans-win/

I think he will have a nice cot, 3 hot meals, healthcare and weight lifting options in the yard for 25-30 years.

In college I worked for a bit at Smoothie King. The owner once accused me of making phone calls to Brazil and running up a giant phone bill. This hits close to home.

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