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35 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


It is probably the most sick thing I’ve ever seen a congressperson put forward.

Clearly you dont live in Texas or Florida. 

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He looks like the result of asking AI to generate a picture of a squirrely douchebag

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6 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

In college I worked for a bit at Smoothie King. The owner once accused me of making phone calls to Brazil and running up a giant phone bill. This hits close to home.

There a Brazilian Smoothie joke in here somewhere involving George Santos, the outer labia of Congress.  

Accordingly to googling, if he gets expelled from congress he forfeits his pension

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm not going to lie - fucker cracks me up.  He is fully committed to this charade, and I almost admire it in a way.

Man, I agree. His commitment to the bit is insane.

Please, please, please simulation!  You can keep fucking with our country but please let legendary muppet and character actor Frank Oz reprise his law enforcement scenes from "The Blues Brothers" and "Trading Places" and get the simulation part of check-in officer for George Santos:

-One pair fake eyeglasses.

-One awkwardly blue blazer.

-One grey sweater vest.  In May.  

-One oversized Congressional pin.  

-One dickie made to look like top of oxford dress shirt. 

-One pair women's shoe lifts.

-One pair volleyball shorts as undergarment.

-One used condom.

50 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

In college I worked for a bit at Smoothie King. The owner once accused me of making phone calls to Brazil and running up a giant phone bill. This hits close to home.

 

44 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

There a Brazilian Smoothie joke in here somewhere involving George Santos, the outer labia of Congress.  

Beat me to it.


I could believe he buys the same brands as Trump, but they both treat their bodies like shit. 45 can do that because he’s 6-1 and has absolutely no shamelessness. Santos is simply a culture vulture.

McCarthy should dump his ass…what’s the difference between 3-4 votes when the Freedom Caucus bloc is a dozen? He doesn’t provide any value. Get $ to his R successor in a purple district. Thankfully, McCarthy has bitchassedness.

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1 hour ago, gernblansten said:

<Santos exiting building after bonding out>

Press: Congressman, what were you thinking when the officers took you into custody?

Santos: You think officers took me into custody?

Press: We saw the officers.

Santos: Who, those guys? Oh, no, they're waiters. No, I was just ordering in. They're jail waiters. I was ordering some fish for you guys.

Press: They took your order?

Santos: They took my order, yeah. Jail waiters. You understand, don't you, Press?

Press: Sure, we understand. Do you think the public will buy it?

Santos: Good talk, Press. 

They were hot cops. Not real cops.

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Ah, so it doesn't stand for 'Assault Rifle', AR-15 means, 'A Republican'  Got it.  15 is probably their preferred age of consent or something...

 

I thought 15 was the average number of people killed daily by the gun?

 

Shit, I wish it was just 15.  It's closer to one-fiddy.

12 hours ago, The Dog said:

He represents a Biden district so that’s a big L for the GOP.

 

11 hours ago, Captainant said:

The fucked up thing is, McCarthy probably couldn't pull that vote off now that carlson is persona non grata

 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

He’s going to get a sternly-worded letter from House Republican leadership.

 

2 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

McCarthy answering questions to kick him out of house 

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1 hour ago, yoladu said:

This. McCarthy will run the clock out. Santos will serve his 2 year term, serving McCarthy's needs and then will be discarded as trash.

Santos probably realizes he is a pawn, but that is the best of many worse options. He made his bed.

 

1 hour ago, horn4life said:

McCarthy really, really, really, needed this scumbags vote or he would not today be Speaker.  That's a pretty fucking sad commentary on what the GOP elected congressional representatives have devolved into.

1. McCarthy needs him in order to hold onto the speaker’s gavel

2. He was the last No vote on the bill to raise the debt ceiling

Does Santos have McCarthy by the balls or the other way around? 

54 minutes ago, Blotto said:

He looks like the result of asking AI to generate a picture of a squirrely douchebag

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Looks like Pat from Saturday Night Live

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Maybe they have each other by the balls.  So experience would give the advantage to George. 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

I’ve seen pics of him. I have a hard time believing that frumpy doofus wore designer. Unless he was giving them to sugar baby twinks 

Are you going to slander the most decorated vet in US military history?  

This is just radical leftists going after the guy who shot Bin Laden and won the Super Bowl in the same year. 

 

Santos was taken into custody and is facing 13 criminal counts: 

  • seven counts of wire fraud
  • three counts of money laundering
  • one count of theft of public funds
  • and two counts of making materially false statements to the House of Representatives.

I'm here for the turbo-fucking of George Santos. (Wait, wat?)

10 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Santos was taken into custody and is facing 13 criminal counts: 

  • seven counts of wire fraud
  • three counts of money laundering
  • one count of theft of public funds
  • and two counts of making materially false statements to the House of Representatives.

 

 

@surlylawdogs, how many of those are felonies?

 

 

2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

@surlylawdogs, how many of those are felonies?

Not a lawdawg, but I believe he is charged with 13 felonies

15 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I'm here for the turbo-fucking of George Santos. (Wait, wat?)

Did somebody say, "TURBO"???

 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Accordingly to googling, if he gets expelled from congress he forfeits his pension

Eligibility for pension is 5 years of service anyway. 

Just can't help himself, we already knew about the last guy (Datwyler) wanting no part of it...

 

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33 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Just can't help himself, we already knew about the last guy (Datwyler) wanting no part of it...

 

Santos: "Did you say Andrew Olson? With an O? It's Andrew Golson, with a G. G-o-lson."

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45 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Santos: "Did you say Andrew Olson? With an O? It's Andrew Golson, with a G. G-o-lson."

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"My treasurer?  Ummm....George uhh George .....Glass, George Glass"

5 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

"My treasurer?  Ummm....George uhh George .....Glass, George Glass"

She’s from Canada.  You wouldn’t know her.

"My treasurer's name?"

"yes, what is his name?"

". . . . Freasurer"

"Your treasurer's name is 'Freasurer?"

" . . . . yes"

I think it may be physically impossible for him to tell the truth.

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Accordingly to googling, if he gets expelled from congress he forfeits his pension


What about if he resigns ?

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


What about if he resigns ?

DIdn't say. But another poster said you have to serve for 5 years. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

DIdn't say. But another poster said you have to serve for 5 years. 


😂😂

He’s fucked 

6 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

God I hate the BB. It's like the guy in the office who tries to hard to be funny and you just wish they'd shut up. 

Like if you shaved ~30 IQ points off the Onion writers. "Get it?? They're all criminals!". yuck yuck yuck

4 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

God I hate the BB. It's like the guy in the office who tries to hard to be funny and you just wish they'd shut up. 

. . . and that was probably the funniest thing they've put out in a year.

9 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

God I hate the BB. It's like the guy in the office who tries to hard to be funny and you just wish they'd shut up. 

too*

34 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Crazy to me that Derek has become a main character on Twitter and is appearing in the Cloak Room

Just an FYI on expulsion - the precedent is to pull from committees after indictment then expel if convicted. Santos withdrew from both committees he was on in January so that's moot. 

James Traficant was indicted in May 2001, convicted in April 2002, and then expelled. 

Reason is that it's hard to vote when you're in prison.

If he’s smart (and he’s not) he takes the plea deal / pleads guilty and avoids the trial

 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

If he’s smart (and he’s not) he takes the plea deal / pleads guilty and avoids the trial

 

I wouldn’t offer a plea deal.  We need to make an example out of people that are this brazen about being pathological liars. 

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