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3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is that the fabulous courtroom or something?

The Courtroom- a new legal themed bar on the lower east side. This place has everything: mock trials, go-go prisoners, Roman J Israel, esq.

31 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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Very Kitara Ravache vibes there.

14 hours ago, G650 said:

Man, I agree. His commitment to the bit is insane.

It really is awesome - he's a 2023 walking embodiment of a Veep subplot, or even a George or Kramer plot from Seinfeld.

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We're going to learn just how crazy Santos is with this case. Almost any reasonable person, or their lawyer, would understand that the it's over. Time to seek a deal including resigning from Congress. Santos looks to come from the school that you never admit fault, guilt or losses. He could be one of those defendants that drags out a case for 5+ years.  The good news is that I'm fairly certain his district will not send him back to Congress even before this indictment.

How 2023 simulation is it that even the ‘’mental health!” Far right think; “yeah santos is the kind of sick, he shouldn’t be buying any firearms in case he were to do something drastic to himself or others.  But we’d like him to vote on some firearms bills before he’s removed from office.”

28 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

The DOJ isn’t doing that shit to Trump. Please 

What are the chances he flees? Doesn’t he have a Brazilian passport or another country? I can’t keep up with all of his lies

On the tapes released today, Santos is heard confirming that he has considered running for POTUS. 

23 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Lordy, there are tapes

 

 

He looks like the Latin Briscoe Cain.

16 minutes ago, C-Man said:

He looks like the Latin Briscoe Cain.

Jon Stewart did some good material oh his appearance. Here it is all cued up:

 

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

On the tapes released today, Santos is heard confirming that he has considered running for POTUS. 

I’m not kidding. He actually said that.

I’m not kidding. He actually said that.

He’s not nuts for thinking about it. His party has established that being a psychotic pathological liar is a big plus for a candidate.
10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

How 2023 simulation is it that even the ‘’mental health!” Far right think; “yeah santos is the kind of sick, he shouldn’t be buying any firearms in case he were to do something drastic to himself or others.  But we’d like him to vote on some firearms bills before he’s removed from office.”

What, people with mental health issues don't have constitutional rights?

Well, he's 34 now, so I guess he qualifies, perhaps except for that issue where we don't know if he was born in the US or Brazil, and what his parents' nationalities are.  Lots of what have yous, etc.

Oh, so now you care where a president was born? I don't remember you complaining about Obama being born in Kenya. Checkmate, libtard.

And don't come back with that "Obama was born in Hawaii bullshit." Hawaii or Kenya doesn't matter, he was born overseas so he can't be president.

10 hours ago, Captainant said:

Lordy, there are tapes

 

 

He justified taking unemployment benefits because his annual comp had dropped from 400k to 55k, so why shouldn’t the govt help him with unemployment funds. he shouldn’t be expected to get by on 55k.

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9 hours ago, Bookman said:

What, people with mental health issues don't have constitutional rights?

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!!!

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


He’s not nuts for thinking about it. His party has established that being a psychotic pathological liar is a big plus for a candidate.

This will be a good test. If he can get the morons to pay his legal fees the way they do for lord Donny “to own the libs” he very well could be Oresident Kitara the First. 

How did the documentatian sit on this before coming forward?

Ethics will string this out for 18 months and McCarthy won’t say anything because he’s beholden to Sporkfoot.

 

The Ethics Committee is going to find that Santos was framed by Hunter Biden.

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Ethics will string this out for 18 months and McCarthy won’t say anything because he’s beholden to Sporkfoot.

 

 

34 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The Ethics Committee is going to find that Santos was framed by Hunter Biden.

"Ethics" Committee

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This is an amazing simulation.  Gay Latino Republican caught committing financial fraud and can't fundraise for the party.  Dennis Hastert would have him removed from office, taken out back, and have the shit beat out of him.  But McCarthy and GOP leadership are like, "Meh, let's see what happens.  We got a narrow margin and he makes some good points."  

24 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

This is an amazing simulation.  Gay Latino Republican caught committing financial fraud and can't fundraise for the party.  Dennis Hastert would have him removed from office, taken out back, and have the shit beat out of him.  But McCarthy and GOP leadership are like, "Meh, let's see what happens.  We got a narrow margin and he makes some good points."  

Hastert would have molested his little brother for good measure. 

24 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Hastert would have molested his little brother for good measure. 

Can't be too careful.

52 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

This is an amazing simulation.  Gay Latino Republican caught committing financial fraud and can't fundraise for the party.  Dennis Hastert would have him removed from office, taken out back, and have the shit beat out of him.  But McCarthy and GOP leadership are like, "Meh, let's see what happens.  We got a narrow margin and he makes some good points."  

McCarthy is a complete fuckstick

18 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

The Republicans are such a fucking joke.  Every single one of them should go.

They've sold their souls long ago for power and greed.

On 5/18/2023 at 2:26 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Hastert would have molested his little brother for good measure. 

 

On 5/18/2023 at 2:51 PM, Red Five said:

Can't be too careful.

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The Santos campaign finally has a treasurer.  Meet George Santos, everyone:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/05/19/santos-campaign-treasurer/

 

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Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.), who was charged earlier this month with a host of financial crimes, is now serving as the treasurer for his own campaign and several affiliated committees, according to filings made Friday by the committees with the Federal Election Commission.

 

 

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The congressman’s unusual move to become his own campaign treasurer followed his indictment on 13 counts of financial crimes last week by federal prosecutors in New York. His colleagues also referred a resolution to the House Ethics Committee this week to expel him from Congress. Santos, 34, has vowed not to resign, maintaining that he will prove his innocence and seek reelection next year.

The embattled congressman cycled through numerous treasurers in recent months as his campaign’s finances came under scrutiny, at one point listing someone who later denied having agreed to take the role. The treasurer identified on his filings until Friday’s amendments, Andrew Olson, did not respond to a request for comment.

 

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The change was a reminder of Santos’s growing isolation. It came as the law firm assisting the New York congressman with matters before the FEC and the House Ethics Committee dropped him as a client, according to people familiar with the situation, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the matter’s sensitivity. During the last election cycle, his main campaign committee paid that firm, Dickinson Wright, about $40,000 for consulting and compliance services, according to filings.

A Dickinson Wright spokesperson did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Santos did not respond to a text message seeking comment. The congressman’s communications director resigned this week.

 

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People familiar with the situation said they were unsure how Santos would handle matters before the FEC or House Ethics without counsel. He has a separate attorney representing him in the federal criminal case in the Eastern District of New York, who also did not respond to a request for comment.

Wide-ranging complaints filed by watchdog groups with the FEC earlier this year accused Santos of misrepresenting campaign spending and using campaign resources to cover personal expenses, among other allegations. In January, the Justice Department’s Public Integrity Section asked the FEC to hold off on any enforcement action against Santos, suggesting that prosecutors were examining overlapping issues.

Last week’s indictment accused Santos of misappropriating donor money for his personal gain and lying on personal financial disclosure forms submitted to Congress, among other alleged misdeeds. Inconsistencies with his campaign’s filings to the FEC did not figure in the charges, though legal experts said prosecutors could level additional allegations as the case proceeds.

Meanwhile, FEC analysts have continued to inquire with his various committees about errors and oversights in filings. Answering those requests will now fall to Santos as treasurer.

 

is this not a joke?  so hard to tell

He worked at Goldman and Citi so it’s no big deal, Treasurer is easy for him.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is that legal ?

Nope, not even remotely.   Add it to the superseding indictment.  It's against FEC rules and regs, and is a crime, though grace period for replacing a treasurer is allowed.  Then again, if you are replacing your fraudulently created non existent treasurer I'm thinking that might be a felony level problem.   This guy is a comedic gift on a lot of levels, only the seriousness of it tamps down the fun some.   

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is that legal ?

 

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He worked at Goldman and Citi so it’s no big deal, Treasurer is easy for him.

Worked? He started those places. Ever wonder why it’s called Goldman Sachs?

Sachs =

Santos A Caring Honest Savant

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His previous ‘treasure’ was likely made up 

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