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    Mitt Romney cares about the United States. He has different ideas about the way she should be governed, but he wants what is best for the country. He believes in things like respect for the office of

  • He’s Canadian. He goes to another Congress. You don’t know him. 

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I kinda think his mail carrier father would look more like Newman.  

14 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

You fight this disclosure because now curious reporters and political opponents know whose finances to investigate. You know, if something isn't in the up and up. 

Why you fight it if it's innocent would be a good question. 

Why would anyone's finances need to be investigated if the judge allowed his relatives to merely make themselves responsible for defendant's compliance with the terms of his release, with no property nor cash offered to secure a bond? What the fuck is the point of bond? 

Why is there a bond if the co-signers can just promise that George will show up to trial?

An adult cannot promise that another adult will do anything.

36 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

You fight this disclosure because now curious reporters and political opponents know whose finances to investigate. You know, if something isn't on the up and up. 

Why you fight it if it's innocent would be a good question. 

Hey, is that your kid  who got into congress? I need my house painted. It's a 1500 square foot bungalow. You pick the colors. Will a million bucks be fair?

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Schiff has been censured and Santos has not. I think I hate this country now.

What do you mean, now? Have you been asleep since 2015?

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

remember they only needed to pay a portion of the bond. they didn't pay half a million to bail him out.

Isn't it usually 10% so $50K in this instance.

 

2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Why even fight this disclosure?

Exactly. If it's on the up-and-up and it's just his parents, WGAF? Why fight the release of that information? Something else is a-foot.

A better question is why someone who claims to be a millionaire and have multiple rental properties needs his parents to put up 50k. Oh yeah, profligate liar. 

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

I thought his mom was dead.

Cross her off then.

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I thought his mom was dead.

really?  Because I heard she might be getting into real estate.

On 6/22/2023 at 2:36 PM, C-Man said:

Isn't it usually 10% so $50K in this instance.

From all reports, the judge only required that they’re responsible for the bond if George doesn’t show up. They put $0 down.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

This thread was started last December.

Still in Congress. 

well you know how they taught us that our government was designed to work slowly... it's all in the design!

28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Seems like a lot of evidence 

Single-spaced.

Single-spaced.

Yeah, but it’s all in Times New Roman, the laziest font.
Just now, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, but it’s all in Times New Roman, the laziest font.

I switched to Book Antiqua two years ago and haven’t had a motion denied since.

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I switched to Book Antiqua two years ago and haven’t had a motion denied since.

Neither has your mom.

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Neither has your mom.

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14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yeah, but it’s all in Times New Roman, the laziest font.

 

13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I switched to Book Antiqua two years ago and haven’t had a motion denied since.

 

I've read briefs from lawyers written in ALL CAPS as well as in that stupid cursive font.  Don't go crazy with font.  Don't even get too cute with it.  Antigua isn't so bad though.  And I don't know where the line is, but when it's crossed, we remember.

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I switched to Book Antiqua two years ago and haven’t had a motion denied since.

Bullshit. You’re one of those Garamond losers.
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

Don't you just hate it when a potato becomes possessive?

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

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On 6/21/2023 at 2:14 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

we'll give them Bolsonaro back for him. seems fair

Bolsonaro is already back. He returned to Brazil in March.

5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Bolsonaro is already back. He returned to Brazil in March.

He’ll be back. He’s been barred from running for office again for 8 years I think 

12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Bullshit. You’re one of those Garamond losers.

Wingdings FTW

7 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Wingdings FTW

To the Honorable Court . . . .

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

To the Honorable Court . . . .

It happens more often than I ever would have imagined.

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He’ll be back. He’s been barred from running for office again for 8 years I think 

Retroactive to 2022 so he can run again in 2030. The point was that he’s not hiding out in Florida anymore so we aren’t in a position to give him back.

Even though Bolsonaro can’t run in 2026, his wife can and he said he’d support her. So he’s not exactly out of presidential politics in Brazil.

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Retroactive to 2022 so he can run again in 2030. The point was that he’s not hiding out in Florida anymore so we aren’t in a position to give him back.
Even though Bolsonaro can’t run in 2026, his wife can and he said he’d support her. So he’s not exactly out of presidential politics in Brazil.
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Vote for the Ma and get the Pa!

Is that President Ellen Wilson?

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22 minutes ago, dcbc said:

It happens more often than I ever would have imagined.

Even better is when you get a pleading from opposing counsel that looks like it was prepared with a Brother word processor.

Even better is when you get a pleading from opposing counsel that looks like it was prepared with a Brother word processor.

On paper. Which still has the perforations on the side from the removed printer feed strips.
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

On paper. Which still has the perforations on the side from the removed printer feed strips.

I came across a box of that paper in my mom's house a few years ago and showed my daughter.  She thought it was the coolest fucking thing in the world.

"the paper doesn't stop, and it's in a box instead of on a paper towel roll and you can tear the sides off!"

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Is that President Ellen Wilson?

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Jack?

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


On paper. Which still has the perforations on the side from the removed printer feed strips.

Thermal paper 

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jack?

 

Indeed

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On 6/30/2023 at 5:41 PM, South Austin said:

Single-spaced.

So the Warren Commission Report, you know a Presidential Assassination finding, was 888 pages.  80,000 pages sure seems like a shit load of evidence.  

On 7/1/2023 at 9:46 AM, South Austin said:

To the Honorable Court . . . .

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Did not have Rosa Parks on my Santos bingo card.

 

On 7/1/2023 at 1:44 PM, tx ind said:

Indeed

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That would have excited me a lot more if she hadn't been one of the most pointless characters in the history of TV.

Yeah, if you had told me that those two saucy actresses would be exploring a lesbian romance on one of my favorite shows before the season aired, I woulda been beside myself with anticipation.  Then I watched that mid-season arc and by my best estimate...it pointlessly robbed us of about 40 minutes of quality Ted Lasso programming focused elsewhere.  

And which showrunner do we have to blame for this horrible miscalculation of screentime?  You guessed it!  George Santos

Uh…Rosa parks was happily sitting in the back of the bus. Or at least dutifully. 
 

great analogy, George. 

A lot of campaigns cut the candidate a salary.  But they also usually pay for offices, staff, travel, merchandise, etc. as well. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Legend.


when’s his trial ?

 

Also he’s screwed if he decides to run again. Not just bc he’s a grifting conman but because the NY courts told them to redraw their maps. I doubt your NYGOP will be upset if he’s drawn into a super unfriendly(unfriendlier?) seat

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


when’s his trial ?

 

He’s busy for the next 1.5 years so we just need to hit the pause button until it is more convenient for him.

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Also he’s screwed if he decides to run again. Not just bc he’s a grifting conman but because the NY courts told them to redraw their maps. I doubt your NYGOP will be upset if he’s drawn into a super unfriendly(unfriendlier?) seat


he won’t make it out of the primary 

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