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Dude looks like he spends every day at the capital (grille).

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22 hours ago, The Dog said:

What usually occurs is the Ethics Committee will recommend expulsion, then the member in question resigns. Traficant didn't so they threw him out. I think Santos will stick around and make them throw him out. 

100% He isn't going to go away on his own.  And that's fine - the more he drags it out, the better chance Dems are winning that seat back.  Almost a lock.

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

100% He isn't going to go away on his own.  And that's fine - the more he drags it out, the better chance Dems are winning that seat back.  Almost a lock.

And that's what makes me think he may survive.  Repubs may not vote him out because of that.

7 minutes ago, Matuka said:

And that's what makes me think he may survive.  Repubs may not vote him out because of that.

I think if his fellow home state GOP reps are willing to do it, they have the votes. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

I think if his fellow home state GOP reps are willing to do it, they have the votes. 

Yeah, we know how well the GOP counts pre-vote votes.

30 minutes ago, Matuka said:

He may be crooked, but you gotta admit he cuts a dashing figure!

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With those giant smartphones in his pockets, it looks like he's getting a double-blowjob from two Baruch foosball players.  NTTAWWT.  

He’s committing a cardinal sin for fat guys - don’t wear a sweater over a  collared shirt. You just look fat as fuck

41 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I think if his fellow home state GOP reps are willing to do it, they have the votes. 

And I don't think they really have the votes but that's beside the point.   They aren't doing this hoping they can get him kicked out.   They are doing this to save their own asses with NY voters next year.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

He’s committing a cardinal sin for fat guys - don’t wear a sweater over a  collared shirt. You just look fat as fuck

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2 hours ago, Matuka said:

He may be crooked, but you gotta admit he cuts a dashing figure!

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On 10/26/2023 at 5:16 PM, The Dog said:

What usually occurs is the Ethics Committee will recommend expulsion, then the member in question resigns. Traficant didn't so they threw him out. I think Santos will stick around and make them throw him out. 

I miss Jim Traficant.  He would be perfect for the House in 2023.

5 hours ago, Matuka said:

He may be crooked, but you gotta admit he cuts a dashing figure!

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You Stay-Puft, Jorge Santos.../ronburgundy

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Would the house rather have a congressperson found guilty of all the shit he did and either be arrested and jailed, or try to run to South America?  After putting a vote on record that he should stay in congress?

8 hours ago, Matuka said:

He may be crooked, but you gotta admit he cuts a dashing figure!

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So dumb question amnesty....If he's expelled from congress, this obviously triggers a special election. Could the voters in his district reelect him and send him right back, like the voters in Nashville did when Justin Jones was expelled from the Tennessee house? I don't expect the voters in NY 3 would do that, but if they ever get around to voting to expel MTG, I could 100% see the voters in GA reelecting her. 

14 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

So dumb question amnesty....If he's expelled from congress, this obviously triggers a special election. Could the voters in his district reelect him and send him right back, like the voters in Nashville did when Justin Jones was expelled from the Tennessee house? I don't expect the voters in NY 3 would do that, but if they ever get around to voting to expel MTG, I could 100% see the voters in GA reelecting her. 

He can run in the primary, but no guarantee he wins it.  Yes, if he did win the primary, they could re-elect him.  There was a SCOTUS case in the 60s that said Congress has to seat a duly elected member who otherwise meets all requirements to serve.  

Though I am not 100% sure, I cannot remember if NY has primaries for specials or if the local party picks the nominees, in which case, NY GOP likely wouldn't pick Santos. 

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On 10/27/2023 at 7:01 PM, atomheartbevo said:

I miss Jim Traficant.  He would be perfect for the House in 2023.

This dude and Gary Condit seem utterly charming now compared to the lunatics we have now:

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People always talk about the hairpiece.  What about the fucking Parliamentarian Tuxedo?  What about Toughskins Traficant over here?  Jordache Jim, the Founder, President, and CEO of Levi Straus?  

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

So dumb question amnesty....If he's expelled from congress, this obviously triggers a special election. Could the voters in his district reelect him and send him right back, like the voters in Nashville did when Justin Jones was expelled from the Tennessee house? I don't expect the voters in NY 3 would do that, but if they ever get around to voting to expel MTG, I could 100% see the voters in GA reelecting her. 

yeah he could run again and be re-elected but part of the reason he won was based on the lies he told. This is a D +2 district that Biden won by 10 so most likely this will be a D pickup. Keeping in mind that the GOP's margin is already small things must be really bad for them to go through with this. I still think it's going to be difficult to get the 2/3rds vote.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

This dude and Gary Condit seem utterly charming now compared to the lunatics we have now:

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It's gotta be killing Santos that he can't get on the Ozempic train with all this attention right now.

Oh wow. His piss belly is putting up a hell of a fight, then.

I hope his Dr. has the receipts ready. He/she's about to have a microscope up their ass.

A tiny part of me hopes he doesn't get booted so that more shit comes out.

oh and now that I think about it MTG is actually at greater risk of being expelled if she fucks up because there's no chance GOP loses that seat. They'll just run another MAGA without the baggage.

Trafican'ts old district was extremely blue so the Democrats easily held on to it after kicking him out.

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On 10/27/2023 at 3:57 PM, Js1 said:

He’s committing a cardinal sin for fat guys - don’t wear a sweater over a  collared shirt. You just look fat as fuck

 

asking for all the fatties on here, what other cardinal sins should they not commit?

 

12 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

asking for all the fatties on here, what other cardinal sins should they not commit?

 

Flying on planes. 

28 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

asking for all the fatties on here, what other cardinal sins should they not commit?

 

Eating might be an idea. 

On 10/27/2023 at 4:18 PM, Matuka said:

He may be crooked, but you gotta admit he cuts a dashing figure!

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Is he on the Jenna Ellis diet?  

6 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Is he on the Jenna Ellis diet?  

Yes, he ate Jenna Ellis 

 

Not happening. Failed 

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Not happening. Failed 

Of course. I wonder why? I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count.
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Of course. I wonder why? I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count.

The sponsors will try again. I did read a lot of the GOP conference wanted to wait until the ethics committee report comes out later this month. 

21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The sponsors will try again. I did read a lot of the GOP conference wanted to wait until the ethics committee report comes out later this month. 

Yeah I was wondering why they didn’t wait. It’s not coming out until the middle of the month.

I think it’s fair to say that most Americans no longer pretend to have an ethical compass. (See Santos and Menendez) 

The sponsors will try again. I did read a lot of the GOP conference wanted to wait until the ethics committee report comes out later this month. 

I get it, but why? It’s not like you have to show your work to be a congressperson.

The full, now deleted, tweet lol

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