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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Politico reporting 60 GOP and 21 Dems will switch their votes from No to yes for expulsion. I think you need 80 GOP to hit the threshold, depending on absences and whatnot

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Should be kicked out for wearing those pants after Labor Day.

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Tune in next week when the Caped Crusader tackles his next greatest foe...Ill-fitting Double-breasted Suit Man!

Oh wait, so you're dressed as a literal Captain on a Gay Cruise.  Got it.  I thought it was like a bit. 

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

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The caper is getting thicker. 

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1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

The caper is getting thicker. 

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Looks like a d-list batman villain

Sitting in a fabulous mid century modern compound on Snake Island in Brazil.
6 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Feds will still be all up in his ass after he's expelled, right?

They will demand jail time. His best argument is that he didn’t know it was wrong to lie and steal. And even to argue that, he would need to get on the stand which he can’t do.

politically the GOP has to hate kicking him out. Won’t they only have a 3 person with santos gone? People resign or die all the time. Gaetz’s power grows with a slim majority and if the GOP attempts or doesn’t stop a primary attempt at a vulnerable member, that person could be vindictive. 

10 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Feds will still be all up in his ass after he's expelled, right?

He would enjoy that though

Now, imagine for a moment that you are someone on George Santos’ congressional staff.  Now imagine the moment, in light of the news about him, when they stopped and took time to contemplate their current situation and concluded, “Yeah, I need to stay here and work with this Congressman for the betterment of my political future.”

Those people will be running as GOP candidates somewhere soon.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man....she's a HOSS.

you know you would

Major Mommy vibes and I'm here for it

7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

you know you would

From the partial pic shown?  Prolly.

From the full-size photos on the googles?  Sheeeeeit, she looks like she ate the gal in the partial pic.

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man....she's a HOSS.

For research purposes only, I tracked down the actual article.  That photo does no justice.  My first reaction was cute in the face, big fun bags, ok, whatever; she is a big gal.  Good for her though, making money.    

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3494132/onlyfans-model-claims-george-santos-was-a-subscriber-and-paid-her-to-rate-his-dick

 

What is the fucking point of having an internet performer rate your dick?  I don't get that one.  

 

 

Just now, BamaATL said:

What is the fucking point of having an internet performer rate your dick? 

I mean, I guess the presumption is that they've seen quite a few of them, so they have a sophisticated eye?  Kind of like how you want your wine rated by an experienced sommelier? 

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, I guess the presumption is that they've seen quite a few of them, so they have a sophisticated eye?  Kind of like how you want your wine rated by an experienced sommelier? 

Maybe there is like an Angie's List for dicks, and this sort of ringing endorsement will drive traffic.

I'm not up on dating trends these days.  

25 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

For research purposes only, I tracked down the actual article.  That photo does no justice.  My first reaction was cute in the face, big fun bags, ok, whatever; she is a big gal.  Good for her though, making money.    

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3494132/onlyfans-model-claims-george-santos-was-a-subscriber-and-paid-her-to-rate-his-dick

 

What is the fucking point of having an internet performer rate your dick?  I don't get that one.  

 

 

That's a whole lotta love.

29 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

For research purposes only, I tracked down the actual article.  That photo does no justice.  My first reaction was cute in the face, big fun bags, ok, whatever; she is a big gal.  Good for her though, making money.    

Her squeezing into a Hooooters uniform was on-brand

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29 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

What is the fucking point of having an internet performer rate your dick?  I don't get that one.  

24 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Maybe there is like an Angie's List for dicks, and this sort of ringing endorsement will drive traffic.

I'm not up on dating trends these days.  

 

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18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

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Maybe he pays her to say he actually HAS a dick.

49 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

For research purposes only, I tracked down the actual article.  That photo does no justice.  My first reaction was cute in the face, big fun bags, ok, whatever; she is a big gal.  Good for her though, making money.    

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3494132/onlyfans-model-claims-george-santos-was-a-subscriber-and-paid-her-to-rate-his-dick

 

What is the fucking point of having an internet performer rate your dick?  I don't get that one.  

 

 

More like ate your dick, amiright? 

She's making bank today in new subs because she's fucking hot 🤷‍♀️

17 minutes ago, safe sex said:

She's making bank today in new subs because she's fucking hot 🤷‍♀️

Never has it been more clear to me that men and women have different definitions "fucking hot"

No offense, but she's hideous.

A lot of men disagree with you too, but whatevs. Glad you got whatever catharsis was needed

The real issue here is that an elected Representative embezzled campaign funds to have this woman rate his cock. Not whether or not said genital judge is fuckable or not.

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"Dad"?  Not in my lifetime.  I don't care how many stunt babies he carries around DC.

14 minutes ago, safe sex said:

A lot of men disagree with you too, but whatevs. Glad you got whatever catharsis was needed

The real issue here is that an elected Representative embezzled campaign funds to have this woman rate his cock. Not whether or not said genital judge is fuckable or not.

Don't get your vag in a knot.  

You're the one who said she was "fucking hot".  Aside from Vic I doubt there are many men on Surly that would agree.

14 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

You're the one who said she was "fucking hot".  Aside from Vic I doubt there are many men on Surly that would agree.

Now that's funny. As if the stigma that y'all place on Vic doesn't keep every other person who finds fatter women attractive from ever speaking up.
 

1 hour ago, safe sex said:

She's making bank today in new subs because she's fucking hot 🤷‍♀️

…enough 😂😂

Well here is the other part of all this, isn't he married to a guy?  Not that I can imagine there is much trust in his personal relationships, but I have to at least sort of imagine his husband feels a bit betrayed (assuming that relationship is not some other sleight of hand).  He's self professed as being gay, but now paying to get his dick rated by a gal (kind of on brand, there is seemingly absolutely nothing genuine about him).  

Just to be clear, I don't remotely care about his or anyone else's sexual choices.  This guy just leaves a confusing tangled web of crazy around himself.  

Criminality aside, he's one of the strangest stories I can ever really recall.  

If someone suddenly awoke from a coma that dated back a year or so ago, and asked me to explain George Santos, I'd probably be completely lost trying to do so.  

20 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

This guy just leaves a confusing tangled web of crazy around himself.  

Criminality aside, he's one of the strangest stories I can ever really recall.  

If someone suddenly awoke from a coma that dated back a year or so ago, and asked me to explain George Santos, I'd probably be completely lost trying to do so.  

Blame it on the writers' strike.

45 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Now that's funny. As if the stigma that y'all place on Vic doesn't keep every other person who finds fatter women attractive from ever speaking up.
 

counterpoint: the only guy who has left due to his particular fetish has the most highly repped post in surly history

On 11/17/2023 at 7:44 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Looks like a d-list batman villain

Clayface is a C list level villain 

She's making bank today in new subs because she's fucking hot [emoji2368]

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The bigger the cushion the better the pushin. (within reason). That OF plan was genius. It's obviously probably maybe untrue, but he paid someone on OF to do something. Why not her?

It's the Santos thread. Nothing should be surprising. 

3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

It's the Santos thread. Nothing should be surprising. 

Seriously. Unlike Santos’ weight, his actions that come to light just keep going lower and lower 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Seriously. Unlike Santos’ weight, his actions that come to light just keep going lower and lower 

Asking an OnlyFans gal to rate his dick is a long way from the lowest thing he's done.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Asking an OnlyFans gal to rate his dick is a long way from the lowest thing he's done.

Asking an OF girl to rate his dick using campaign contributions. 

1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:


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The bigger the cushion the better the pushin. (within reason). That OF plan was genius. It's obviously probably maybe untrue, but he paid someone on OF to do something. Why not her?

Well it was good while it lasted, Doug. 

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Asking an OF girl to rate his dick using campaign contributions. 

If Hunter Biden ever runs for office . . .

14 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Well it was good while it lasted, Doug. 

You people are great. Can I say you people? 

12 hours ago, safe sex said:

Now that's funny. As if the stigma that y'all place on Vic doesn't keep every other person who finds fatter women attractive from ever speaking up.
 

Do NOT dis Vic like that!  

He worked day after day after day on that stigma.  All a man could do, really.  We did not “place” it.   We watched in wide wonder as he carefully built and nurtured that. The man went through bags of flour like he was a baker.

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Well it was good while it lasted, Doug. 

This skit was so god damn good.  

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