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#1852
15 hours ago, safe sex said:

The real issue here is that an elected Representative embezzled campaign funds to have this woman rate his cock.

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#1854
6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I didn't anticipate obese-dick-raters making an appearance on this thread...GIF by NETFLIX

But if someone told you obese dick raters would appear, you know this is where it would happen. 

#1855
23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, I guess the presumption is that they've seen quite a few of them, so they have a sophisticated eye?  Kind of like how you want your wine rated by an experienced sommelier? 

Mine has been described as oaky and full, with floral notes and just a hint of mineral.

#1859

Jokes aside, I can almost guarantee the one of our yokel donors made a half-assed attempt to reach out to Trump's camp and gauge if any interest existed in trying his hand at coaching.

#1860
So, just days before the House will be voting on whether to expel George Santos, he’s threatening to expose his House colleagues who are having extramarital affairs. Guess we’ll now have to wonder about what’s really motivating House members who vote AGAINST expelling Santos.

https://www.axios.com/2023/11/25/santos-lashes-out-expulsion-vote

#1862
1 hour ago, bolverk said:
So, just days before the House will be voting on whether to expel George Santos, he’s threatening to expose his House colleagues who are having extramarital affairs. Guess we’ll now have to wonder about what’s really motivating House members who vote AGAINST expelling Santos.

https://www.axios.com/2023/11/25/santos-lashes-out-expulsion-vote

how the fuck would this guy who who is fucking who? I have a hard time thinking this twat has any friends and is grabbing beers with colleagues or their staffers. 

#1863
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

how the fuck would this guy who who is fucking who? I have a hard time thinking this twat has any friends and is grabbing beers with colleagues or their staffers. 

Agreed. He probably doesn't know shit and he's proven to be a shameless, inveterate liar. But, still, it'd still be fun to watch him fling shit all over his GQP "colleagues" while getting booted out.
 

#1864

Sounds like maybe the house is one giant keys in a bowl party.  Between this, cawthorne complaining about not being invited to the orgy, and whatever else. 

#1865

I find him highly entertaining and wish he wasn't getting kicked out of the party.

#1868
1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

I'd be more surprised at list of who isn't cheating on their spouse.

This. Politicians are generally old and unattractive, and this quasi-fame/power that they've achieved by getting elected is the first time in their lives that decent quality tail has been available to them.

#1869
2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Didn't Cawthorn threaten to expose GOP poor personal behavior? No one is hated more than a barn burner. 

He was just jelly cuz he likely has a dinky dong and probably has to use a penile implant. 

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#1870

In all fairness to Madison Cawthorn, most guys at coke-fueled orgies are working with numb, limp dicks.  

When's the vote on Santos this week again?  Or are they gonna keep punting out of fear?  

#1872

It doesn't matter what Santos knows, doesn't know, says, etc.  It's easily refutable:  "He's lying.  He's a serial liar.  I have never cheated on my wife/husband."

Done.

#1873
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

It doesn't matter what Santos knows, doesn't know, says, etc.  It's easily refutable:  "He's lying.  He's a serial liar.  I have never cheated on my wife/husband."

Done.

That and the fact that the GQP constituents have shown they don't care if you're a shitty person as long as you have an R next to your name.

What could he possibly reveal that's worse that the shit we already know about?

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#1874
13 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

That and the fact that the GQP constituents have shown they don't care if you're a shitty person as long as you have an R next to your name.

What could he possibly reveal that's worse that the shit we already know about?

Let's just hope he does not start claiming to be a Democrat?

#1875
This 15-foot-high balloon of George Santos was seen tumbling around Capitol Hill ahead of the likely third vote by the House to expel him. It was paid for by @MoveOn. 🤣🤣pic.twitter.com/3xnoWcM6lP

 

#1876
22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
This 15-foot-high balloon of George Santos was seen tumbling around Capitol Hill ahead of the likely third vote by the House to expel him. It was paid for by @MoveOn. 🤣🤣pic.twitter.com/3xnoWcM6lP

 

1) That's awesome.

2) It will only be useful for a short time, as Santos' 15 minutes of fame are ending soon.

3) Thus, I would like to buy it from whoever has it, and fly it over my home for holidays and special events, for shits and giggles.

#1877
18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

1) That's awesome.

2) It will only be useful for a short time, as Santos' 15 minutes of fame are ending soon.

3) Thus, I would like to buy it from whoever has it, and fly it over my home for holidays and special events, for shits and giggles.

I mean, this could be perfect: "look for our tailgate off of Trinity.  We're the one flying the giant George Santos balloon."

#1878
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, this could be perfect: "look for our tailgate off of Trinity.  We're the one flying the giant George Santos balloon."

Needs a sign that says "Rate my Dick"

#1880
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Wait…you don’t already have that sign at your tailgate?

Nah, I just wear a trench coat, sort of puts out that vibe from the get go.  

#1881
3 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Nah, I just wear a trench coat, sort of puts out that vibe from the get go.  

I'm sure as hell not shoulder-checking you.

#1882

Happy Cracking Up GIF by Regal

Today in visual metaphors. On the day the House votes on whether to expel George Santos, and he opens the press conference to questions, a trash truck drives by very, very slowly.

 

The GOP doesn't have time to impeach Biden.But the GOP has time to expel George Santos.And that's because the GOP is just a subsidiary of the Democrat Party.

I will be telling all of my relatives this.

#1883

Read that he called the Ethics committee and the expulsion tactics as bullying. I guess he's the victim in all of this. Even villains have to be the hero in their own mind.

He also refused to address any specifics in the ethics reports, calling it unproductive to address each item individually. I bet he doesn't want to talk about his actions, other than he was just naive about laws and ethical standards.

#1885
On 11/28/2023 at 8:44 PM, BamaATL said:

Needs a sign that says "Rate my Dick"

On 11/28/2023 at 9:38 PM, Brisketexan said:


Wait…you don’t already have that sign at your tailgate?

“My dick had AI thirty years ahead of its time. “

#1887
George Santos announces he will introduce a privileged resolution today to expel Jamaal Bowman for pulling a Capitol fire alarm.

 

#1888
3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
George Santos announces he will introduce a privileged resolution today to expel Jamaal Bowman for pulling a Capitol fire alarm.

 

lol they should tell him to wait and then expel him first 

#1889

Uh, Representative Santos...when making your little angry tirade in front of the House steps...why did you decide to be flanked by an obviously discomforted 16 year old boy in a suit you clearly bought him earlier that day?  

#1890

 

A thing you want in a press conference is a good visual backdrop and this garbage truck behind George Santos is one of the best I've seen https://t.co/UVTtK0HzAd

 

 

#1891
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Uh, Representative Santos...when making your little angry tirade in front of the House steps...why did you decide to be flanked by an obviously discomforted 16 year old boy in a suit you clearly bought him earlier that day?  

"That's Dick. His parents were circus performers that died in a tragic tight rope accident, set into motion by members of the mafia attempting to enforce a protection racket on the circus owner."

#1892
36 minutes ago, smuggs said:

"That's Dick. His parents were circus performers that died in a tragic tight rope accident, set into motion by members of the mafia attempting to enforce a protection racket on the circus owner."

Understand Captain America GIF

#1893

 

7 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

We should give him another chance. He hasn’t broken all the laws yet.

You sure about that?
 

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#1895

This motherfucker is gonna skate through.

2024 needs to be the year of Santos - every single person who votes not to expel him needs to be labeled as supporters of every single crime this bitch has committed.

#1900

I shouldn't be, but I am continuously amazed at the Republicans ability to fuck up simple decisions.  I made my post after ALL Republican leadership came out in favor of Santos, so I figured it was a done deal.

They've lost a number from their majority, yet somehow Democrats will still be able to credibly say that Republican leadership supported Santos's shenanigans.  Just incredible stuff.

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