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15 hours ago, safe sex said:

The real issue here is that an elected Representative embezzled campaign funds to have this woman rate his cock.

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Wait..

He asked a woman? You sure about that?

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I didn't anticipate obese-dick-raters making an appearance on this thread...GIF by NETFLIX

But if someone told you obese dick raters would appear, you know this is where it would happen. 

23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, I guess the presumption is that they've seen quite a few of them, so they have a sophisticated eye?  Kind of like how you want your wine rated by an experienced sommelier? 

Mine has been described as oaky and full, with floral notes and just a hint of mineral.

Are the ratings based on length, girth, or aesthetics? Need to know before challenging Santos to a dick rating contest 

Jokes aside, I can almost guarantee the one of our yokel donors made a half-assed attempt to reach out to Trump's camp and gauge if any interest existed in trying his hand at coaching.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

how the fuck would this guy who who is fucking who? I have a hard time thinking this twat has any friends and is grabbing beers with colleagues or their staffers. 

Agreed. He probably doesn't know shit and he's proven to be a shameless, inveterate liar. But, still, it'd still be fun to watch him fling shit all over his GQP "colleagues" while getting booted out.
 

Sounds like maybe the house is one giant keys in a bowl party.  Between this, cawthorne complaining about not being invited to the orgy, and whatever else. 

I find him highly entertaining and wish he wasn't getting kicked out of the party.

I'd be more surprised at list of who isn't cheating on their spouse.

Didn't Cawthorn threaten to expose GOP poor personal behavior? No one is hated more than a barn burner. 

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

I'd be more surprised at list of who isn't cheating on their spouse.

This. Politicians are generally old and unattractive, and this quasi-fame/power that they've achieved by getting elected is the first time in their lives that decent quality tail has been available to them.

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Didn't Cawthorn threaten to expose GOP poor personal behavior? No one is hated more than a barn burner. 

He was just jelly cuz he likely has a dinky dong and probably has to use a penile implant. 

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In all fairness to Madison Cawthorn, most guys at coke-fueled orgies are working with numb, limp dicks.  

When's the vote on Santos this week again?  Or are they gonna keep punting out of fear?  

It doesn't matter what Santos knows, doesn't know, says, etc.  It's easily refutable:  "He's lying.  He's a serial liar.  I have never cheated on my wife/husband."

Done.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

It doesn't matter what Santos knows, doesn't know, says, etc.  It's easily refutable:  "He's lying.  He's a serial liar.  I have never cheated on my wife/husband."

Done.

That and the fact that the GQP constituents have shown they don't care if you're a shitty person as long as you have an R next to your name.

What could he possibly reveal that's worse that the shit we already know about?

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13 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

That and the fact that the GQP constituents have shown they don't care if you're a shitty person as long as you have an R next to your name.

What could he possibly reveal that's worse that the shit we already know about?

Let's just hope he does not start claiming to be a Democrat?

22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

1) That's awesome.

2) It will only be useful for a short time, as Santos' 15 minutes of fame are ending soon.

3) Thus, I would like to buy it from whoever has it, and fly it over my home for holidays and special events, for shits and giggles.

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

1) That's awesome.

2) It will only be useful for a short time, as Santos' 15 minutes of fame are ending soon.

3) Thus, I would like to buy it from whoever has it, and fly it over my home for holidays and special events, for shits and giggles.

I mean, this could be perfect: "look for our tailgate off of Trinity.  We're the one flying the giant George Santos balloon."

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, this could be perfect: "look for our tailgate off of Trinity.  We're the one flying the giant George Santos balloon."

Needs a sign that says "Rate my Dick"

Needs a sign that says "Rate my Dick"

Wait…you don’t already have that sign at your tailgate?
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Wait…you don’t already have that sign at your tailgate?

Nah, I just wear a trench coat, sort of puts out that vibe from the get go.  

3 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Nah, I just wear a trench coat, sort of puts out that vibe from the get go.  

I'm sure as hell not shoulder-checking you.

Read that he called the Ethics committee and the expulsion tactics as bullying. I guess he's the victim in all of this. Even villains have to be the hero in their own mind.

He also refused to address any specifics in the ethics reports, calling it unproductive to address each item individually. I bet he doesn't want to talk about his actions, other than he was just naive about laws and ethical standards.

On 11/21/2023 at 7:41 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

I will dominate the speed category. 

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On 11/28/2023 at 8:44 PM, BamaATL said:

Needs a sign that says "Rate my Dick"

On 11/28/2023 at 9:38 PM, Brisketexan said:


Wait…you don’t already have that sign at your tailgate?

“My dick had AI thirty years ahead of its time. “

We should give him another chance. He hasn’t broken all the laws yet.

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

lol they should tell him to wait and then expel him first 

Uh, Representative Santos...when making your little angry tirade in front of the House steps...why did you decide to be flanked by an obviously discomforted 16 year old boy in a suit you clearly bought him earlier that day?  

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Uh, Representative Santos...when making your little angry tirade in front of the House steps...why did you decide to be flanked by an obviously discomforted 16 year old boy in a suit you clearly bought him earlier that day?  

"That's Dick. His parents were circus performers that died in a tragic tight rope accident, set into motion by members of the mafia attempting to enforce a protection racket on the circus owner."

36 minutes ago, smuggs said:

"That's Dick. His parents were circus performers that died in a tragic tight rope accident, set into motion by members of the mafia attempting to enforce a protection racket on the circus owner."

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7 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

We should give him another chance. He hasn’t broken all the laws yet.

You sure about that?
 

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This motherfucker is gonna skate through.

2024 needs to be the year of Santos - every single person who votes not to expel him needs to be labeled as supporters of every single crime this bitch has committed.

I shouldn't be, but I am continuously amazed at the Republicans ability to fuck up simple decisions.  I made my post after ALL Republican leadership came out in favor of Santos, so I figured it was a done deal.

They've lost a number from their majority, yet somehow Democrats will still be able to credibly say that Republican leadership supported Santos's shenanigans.  Just incredible stuff.

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