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    Mitt Romney cares about the United States. He has different ideas about the way she should be governed, but he wants what is best for the country. He believes in things like respect for the office of

  • He’s Canadian. He goes to another Congress. You don’t know him. 

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Intrater?  Seriously?  

I know I've posted this a hundred times, but the simulation isn't even fucking trying anymore with these names and plotlines.  

Intrater can go both ways with sinister spellings.  Kinda like Santos.  I'll leave it to the brilliant Long Island GOP elites to sort it out. 

Come the fuck on, this isn't even comical anymore.  It's just bad Carrot Top schtick at this point.  If you're gonna fuck us, at least make us laugh first.  

Yeah. The simulation jumped the shark with “Fraud Guarantee”.

Somehow 1/3 turned into 3/4.  Also like that she admits he lied, but completely believes he's gay.

 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

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58 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Somehow 1/3 turned into 3/4.  Also like that she admits he lied, but completely believes he's gay.

Truth has no agenda.

 

 

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This is actually shocking that she tweeted this. They are about to tear the party apart. I can’t believe Laura Loomer was what it took for me to post in the CR while sober.
2 hours ago, Da Fino said:


This is actually shocking that she tweeted this. They are about to tear the party apart. I can’t believe Laura Loomer was what it took for me to post in the CR while sober.

Laura Loomer?

 

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7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Somehow 1/3 turned into 3/4.  Also like that she admits he lied, but completely believes he's gay.

 

"being honest" isn't close to spelling "busted" correctly. 

I’m shocked that Tulsi that interviewed and called out Santos on what appears to be her filling in for Tucker Carlson. Santos’ stance seems to be that he will do a great job in Congress so why does it matter if he embellished his resume.

does anyone not think this guy has a lifetime of lies? He just didn’t start making shit up when he decided to run for congress.

 

Jew-esque?  

No offense to you homosexuals, but if this guy can fool this many white Republicans...imagine how sick his game is with gay dudes at bars?

 

Maybe some in the GQP recognize having a freshly paid-for Russian agent in their ranks with no NRA middleman could put a damper on the GQP's Hunter Biden laptop investigation performance.  

12 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Maybe some in the GQP recognize having a freshly paid-for Russian agent in their ranks with no NRA middleman could put a damper on the GQP's Hunter Biden laptop investigation performance.  

Sanchez wasn't caught smuggling a weapon of mass destruction between his legs, sir. 

48 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Maybe some in the GQP recognize having a freshly paid-for Russian agent in their ranks with no NRA middleman could put a damper on the GQP's Hunter Biden laptop investigation performance.  

The Right will roll their eyes at any mention of Russian interference. They believe that zero was proven with Trump (not true) and therefore a Left hoax.

The best way to go after the GOP and Santos is to keep reminding them of the endless lies he told. And now that Santos has admitted that they're lies, they can't argue against it.

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Santos is a GQP trial balloon, just like Herschel Walker. It's just another step closer to an autocracy.

  • Nominate wholly unqualified candidates, lie about their qualifications while accepting dark campaign $$$ from wealthy oligarchs 
  • If their candidate doesn't win, falsely claim election fraud and file baseless lawsuits while being given constant air time on Fox, OAN, Newsmax, Twitter, etc.
  • If their candidate does win (Santos) downplay his lies as "embellishments" and less harmful than this list of evil things the groomer, pedo, blood drinking libtards did. Throw in George Soros for good measure
  • While the voters are clutching pearls and being outraged over the performance art of serial liars like Santos, continue to restrict access to voting and gerrymander districts to ensure power is maintained by the GQP

We're not far from Governor or Senator Fitlump.

I didn't have Tulsi as a Russian agent offing a compromised Russian agent on TV on my bingo card, but she's doing what must be done.

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Super conspiracy theory: Perhaps it's the lighting, some plastic surgery or he's has added some weight but every time I see picture of Santos at different points from the last year, I don't think it's the same guy. Maybe one of them actually went to Baruch College and worked at Goldman. The others didn't.

I see a resemblance in all 3 photos but at first glance I think it's 3 different dudes.

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3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Jew-esque?  

No offense to you homosexuals, but if this guy can fool this many white Republicans...imagine how sick his game is with gay dudes at bars?

 

He wouldn’t get a second look from me at a gay bar

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

He wouldn’t get a second look from me at a gay bar

This.  Same.  

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I didn't have Tulsi as a Russian agent offing a compromised Russian agent on TV on my bingo card, but she's doing what must be done.

Maybe she’s not happy that he’s getting attention or financial support that she thinks she deserves.

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Super conspiracy theory: Perhaps it's the lighting, some plastic surgery or he's has added some weight but every time I see picture of Santos at different points from the last year, I don't think it's the same guy. Maybe one of them actually went to Baruch College and worked at Goldman. The others didn't.

I see a resemblance in all 3 photos but at first glance I think it's 3 different dudes.

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He obviously has a different hair style and glasses in the center photo, but he looks like the same guy to me. An asshole. 

Now, if you told me one of the pics is of Tom Herman, I might believe you. He’s the real shapeshifter.

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Super conspiracy theory: Perhaps it's the lighting, some plastic surgery or he's has added some weight but every time I see picture of Santos at different points from the last year, I don't think it's the same guy. Maybe one of them actually went to Baruch College and worked at Goldman. The others didn't.

I see a resemblance in all 3 photos but at first glance I think it's 3 different dudes.

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1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

He obviously has a different hair style and glasses in the center photo, but he looks like the same guy to me. An asshole. 

Now, if you told me one of the pics is of Tom Herman, I might believe you. He’s the real shapeshifter.

They’re all the same guy and there’s no fake Melania. 

So the Apple Card is serviced by Goldman Sachs. Since I have one, does that mean I can claim to be partnered with GS on a financial product?

2 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

He wouldn’t get a second look from me at a gay bar

 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

This.  Same.  

This is why I would never feel uncomfortable at a gay bar. I’d be left alone for the duration of my stay. 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

This.  Same.  

Same. Wait, what are we talking about?

12 minutes ago, F250 said:

Same. Wait, what are we talking about?

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4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I didn't have Tulsi as a Russian agent offing a compromised Russian agent on TV on my bingo card, but she's doing what must be done.

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her rubles have been on the light side, I’m guessing 

 

 

 

5 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Santos is a GQP trial balloon, just like Herschel Walker. It's just another step closer to an autocracy.

  • Nominate wholly unqualified candidates, lie about their qualifications while accepting dark campaign $$$ from wealthy oligarchs 
  • If their candidate doesn't win, falsely claim election fraud and file baseless lawsuits while being given constant air time on Fox, OAN, Newsmax, Twitter, etc.
  • If their candidate does win (Santos) downplay his lies as "embellishments" and less harmful than this list of evil things the groomer, pedo, blood drinking libtards did. Throw in George Soros for good measure
  • While the voters are clutching pearls and being outraged over the performance art of serial liars like Santos, continue to restrict access to voting and gerrymander districts to ensure power is maintained by the GQP

We're not far from Governor or Senator Fitlump.


you’re pretty damn spot on here 

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They’re all the same guy and there’s no fake Melania. 

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How soon before we learn Santos is actually white and from Russia? Like that seriously would not surprise me.

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Republican DA in Nassau County (New York) has opened a criminal investigation.

Embellishment is when you tell people you were a member of the 2005 national championship team but in reality you were a trainer on the sidelines. This dude straight up lied about himself. 

We are at a point know where his truthful statements might be easier to track than the lies. Now we just need to identify a truthful statement.

What, so she died on 9/11ish (give or take 15 years).

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He's like a walking AI chatbot that was told to say whatever is needed to be said to get elected.

I’d give him partial credit if the cancer came from 9/11- if he had mentioned it in that way. 

5 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

 

Wrong. They were my four employees at a company I haven't started yet. Prove me wrong.

8 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

What, so she died on 9/11ish (give or take 15 years and a month).

She traveled through time tunnel, duh!

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yeah. I mean. nm.

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18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’d give him partial credit if the cancer came from 9/11- if he had mentioned it in that way. 

There are a couple outs.  That's one.  "I meant that it was as if she died that day- she was never the same" is another. Either way it's bullshit. There's no record of her having been there.

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

oh boy dunk GIF

And in 3 years we should have some sort of resolution

11 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

He wouldn’t get a second look from me at a gay bar

 

11 hours ago, Js1 said:

This.  Same.  

OK, I have to call BS. He's not Ted Cruz-ugly. Are y'all being honest or are you playing the "I only bang 10s" card?

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