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We have a Dog Issue ("YES, we WILL talk about Bruno")

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On 12/19/2022 at 3:25 PM, ROFL BOX said:

"Dangerous breed"? Have you been around Dobermans much?

On 12/21/2022 at 3:58 PM, ROFL BOX said:

I will tell y'all this, he is crazy strong when leashed. 

Lmfao. "He is crazy strong when leashed". No fucking shit. I thought you were the doberman expert. He'll also rag doll one of your corgis if he feels like it. 

Interesting game of roulette you're playing here. Please keep him around for our entertainment, though. 




 
I will tell y'all this, he is crazy strong when leashed.  I'm doing my best here.


A pinch collar will help with pulling - looks medieval, but merely pinches the skin when they pull.
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Story time? 
Sure. I loaned him a truck because he was broke out of the kindness of my heart. He decided he needed it to work, so I sold it to him, against my better judgement, I hooked him up with a payment plan. Mailed him title etc..

Since then he's dropped all contact, racked up $800 in toll fees, gotten tickets for parking in handicap spaces in my name and doesn't answer calls to title it properly. Even though I mailed it to him. He also has outstanding roof warranties on jobs I got him.
Again going on years so I thought maybe the dude had serious issues. Zero response


Then it turns out he's also a shitty dog owner so full blast.
Fuck that guy.

Yo Roflbox the Constable gave me the green light to take my plates and truck back you fuck; look over your shoulder at the drip home depot.
I'll be there one day, you asshole.
Oh shit I was joking. Yikes 
Some of you fellas stories are more enertaining for sure, but some stories need to be told...
$800 in tolls is impressive [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Drip to Lockheart adds up my man.
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Fuck yeah. Took being a shitty dog owner to get me to jump. Dogs deserve better.
1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

Sure. I loaned him a truck because he was broke out of the kindness of my heart.

did you know him before the internet or did he just PM you for a vehicle?

did you know him before the internet or did he just PM you for a vehicle?
I'm a builder. He was allegedly, from the old site, a roofer. Did some projects for me me going back 10 years. Should have seen the red flags.
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3 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Sure. I loaned him a truck because he was broke out of the kindness of my heart. He decided he needed it to work, so I sold it to him, against my better judgement, I hooked him up with a payment plan. Mailed him title etc..

Since then he's dropped all contact, racked up $800 in toll fees, gotten tickets for parking in handicap spaces in my name and doesn't answer calls to title it properly. Even though I mailed it to him. He also has outstanding roof warranties on jobs I got him.
Again going on years so I thought maybe the dude had serious issues. Zero response

I’m pretty sure he’ll agree to barter a dog to reduce some of that debt. 

8 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Sure. I loaned him a truck because he was broke out of the kindness of my heart. He decided he needed it to work, so I sold it to him, against my better judgement, I hooked him up with a payment plan. Mailed him title etc..

Since then he's dropped all contact, racked up $800 in toll fees, gotten tickets for parking in handicap spaces in my name and doesn't answer calls to title it properly. Even though I mailed it to him. He also has outstanding roof warranties on jobs I got him.
Again going on years so I thought maybe the dude had serious issues. Zero response


Then it turns out he's also a shitty dog owner so full blast.
Fuck that guy.

Yo Roflbox the Constable gave me the green light to take my plates and truck back you fuck; look over your shoulder at the drip home depot.
I'll be there one day, you asshole.

He's got mouths to feed. 4 dogs ain't gonna feed themselves, you dick!

12 hours ago, Born to Run said:


Yo Roflbox the Constable gave me the green light to take my plates and truck back you fuck; look over your shoulder at the drip home depot.
I'll be there one day, you asshole.

First rule of being a repo man: Don’t tell them how you’re going to repo their shit.

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14 hours ago, ztejas said:

Lmfao. "He is crazy strong when leashed". No fucking shit. I thought you were the doberman expert. He'll also rag doll one of your corgis if he feels like it. 

Interesting game of roulette you're playing here. Please keep him around for our entertainment, though. 

The corgis don’t deserve that shit.  Fun fact: corgi’s butts floats.

14 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Sure. I loaned him a truck because he was broke out of the kindness of my heart. He decided he needed it to work, so I sold it to him, against my better judgement, I hooked him up with a payment plan. Mailed him title etc..

Since then he's dropped all contact, racked up $800 in toll fees, gotten tickets for parking in handicap spaces in my name and doesn't answer calls to title it properly. Even though I mailed it to him. He also has outstanding roof warranties on jobs I got him.
Again going on years so I thought maybe the dude had serious issues. Zero response


Then it turns out he's also a shitty dog owner so full blast.
Fuck that guy.

Yo Roflbox the Constable gave me the green light to take my plates and truck back you fuck; look over your shoulder at the drip home depot.
I'll be there one day, you asshole.

Sic ‘em, Bruno!

13 hours ago, Born to Run said:
13 hours ago, futureman said:
did you know him before the internet or did he just PM you for a vehicle?

I'm a builder. He was allegedly, from the old site, a roofer. Did some projects for me me going back 10 years. Should have seen the red flags.


Sand castles need roofs ?

2 hours ago, immamac said:

@ROFL BOX you got some 'splaining to do my man. 

Uh, yeah.  Truck stealin' aint a light accusation.

Fucking white people and their dogs.

Give the dog back, and give the truck back. Pay the tolls.

Uh, yeah.  Truck stealin' aint a light accusation.
Not stealing per se just didn't title it; thus accumulating a shitload of tolls, fines and traffic tickets. Won't answer texts or calls.
I legit thought the dude was dieing or some shit, not buying more animals.

Shitload of our time trying to get it corrected and plates seized. Days of bureaucracy. That's more the rub, than the money.

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On 12/19/2022 at 3:13 PM, ROFL BOX said:

 

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@Born to Run so is this a picture of your vehicle?

9 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Not stealing per se just didn't title it; thus accumulating a shitload of tolls, fines and traffic tickets. Won't answer texts or calls.
I legit thought the dude was dieing or some shit, not buying more animals.

Shitload of our time trying to get it corrected and plates seized. Days of bureaucracy. That's more the rub, than the money.
 

I'm sure y’all can work something out. Would you or your family maybe be interested in a neurotic, 100 pound animal? 

This thread now has:

Dog issues
Unpaid toll issues
Unpaid ticket issues
Title issues
Roof warranty issues

What else can we put on the buffet?

[mention=2205]Born to Run[/mention] so is this a picture of your vehicle?
Nope. Maybe some other mark's though.
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I'm sure y’all can work something out. Would you or your family maybe be interested in a neurotic, 100 pound animal? 
I think Rofl weighs more than 100lbs.
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Immamac, maybe if he doesn’t show within the next 24 hours to explain himself, you change his name to TOLL BOX?

Between the free truck and the $25,000 earmarked for .38 Special, he’s probably disappeared to a Guatemalan beach earning 20%.

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Yep lesson learned. Another subcontractor hit me up last week looking for help and a loan. Nope. It hurts me to not help; but people asking for help are often shitty.

I’m not a contractor or anything, but do you have some money I can just have??

ROFL BOX has appeared to be a decent dude over the years on here. I hope this is all a joke. 

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Between the free truck and the $25,000 earmarked for .38 Special, he’s probably disappeared to a Guatemalan beach earning 20%.

Usually it’s too late when you realize what you had. 


I’m not a contractor or anything, but do you have some money I can just have??

I do bro. Do you promise to give it back?

This is going to be in the classics thread in a decade. Over a dog thread lol


I do bro. Do you promise to give it back?

If that’s all I gotta do to get it. I mean, I don’t wanna pay it back.

Will ROFLBOX join NowThis in exile or will he stand and fight? 

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