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I for one have had enough of this Rice kid.  We need to bench him until he shows he can get it done when the lights are on.

When Brock made that low post move on Brown in the 1st half I knew it was about to be one of those nights for ULL. 

We may win this by 40. They’re not a bad team. Wins over SMU , Harvard and Etsu.  Pretty salty performance so far for our Horns.  When Morris is your 5 or 6th offensive option , you know you have something. Rice is super smooth 

So Disu never came back from the halftime locker room … not a good sign

Just now, VinyVango said:

So Disu never came back from the halftime locker room … not a good sign

He’s fine. Just a precaution 

I said after the Stanford game that Morris needed his minutes cut for more Rice minutes. 

Which player should I criticize next? 

Sometimes this team seems TOO selfless.  That feed into the paint was a thing of beauty.  Dang.

Stating the obvious but not sure there's a better backcourt in the country when Morris is playing like a 5 star. 

Carr, Hunter, Rice and Morris is crazy good when Morris is playing like this. Hope this is a turning point for him. 

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15 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

We may win this by 40. They’re not a bad team. Wins over SMU , Harvard and Etsu.  Pretty salty performance so far for our Horns.  When Morris is your 5 or 6th offensive option , you know you have something. Rice is super smooth 

They aren't bad but dude SMU is fucking horrendous. 

This is like a Tom Penders game except the other team did not also score 100.

Louisiana #10 thinks he’s going to lead a comeback.

Hundoooooo

First time Morris has looked this good since the exhibition against Arkansas. 

More of this would be nice. 

So now we have a men's volleyball team?  Good lord, that was about 4 turnovers before we actually turned it over.

Great blowout win over a pretty decent G5 team.

Beat Commerce and then it gets serious.

35 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It's still hilarious they fall for Rice pump fake every single time. 

I laugh every fucking time. The head fake never fails and the joke never gets old. It's uncanny.

15 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I said after the Stanford game that Morris needed his minutes cut for more Rice minutes. 

Which player should I criticize next? 

Just smoke some weed and see who comes to mind

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The team looked fantastic tonight. Seemed like they've shaken off the shock of their head coach being arrested for a fucking felony just 9 days ago. 

Regardless of what happens with Beard, I hope they find a way to keep Terry as the associate head coach. Seems like a good way to minimize attrition and he's a good assistant. 

13 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Regardless of what happens with Beard, I hope they find a way to keep Terry as the associate head coach. Seems like a good way to minimize attrition and he's a good assistant. 

Beard will keep him (unless he gets another HC job based on this season)

“They” would be the new coach. You’d think he’d see how Terry can help recruit Texas, but who knows…

27 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Regardless of what happens with Beard, I hope they find a way to keep Terry as the associate head coach. Seems like a good way to minimize attrition and he's a good assistant. 

Hopefully they will keep both 

If you were in section 102 and screaming for an alley-oop for two hours and missed the only one when you went to get your twentieth beer…we all had a good laugh at your expense. Also, what was the rest of that movie pitch you were screaming about? It started out “Home Alone, but with Macaulay Culkin and and…” and then your friend caught you as you slumped into your seat. You left the crowd hanging man. What’s the rest of the movie pitch?

Question for others: is the band always that terrible? They sounded drunk as shit. They had to stop and start over on the national anthem and that was just the beginning of the mayhem.

If Mitchell and Morris can take big strides in conference play, the ceiling on this team rises for sure. Nice game from Morris tonight 

4 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I said after the Stanford game that Morris needed his minutes cut for more Rice minutes. 

Which player should I criticize next? 

disu and his ability to stay healthy. 

6 hours ago, 4th_and_18 said:

If you were in section 102 and screaming for an alley-oop for two hours and missed the only one when you went to get your twentieth beer…we all had a good laugh at your expense. Also, what was the rest of that movie pitch you were screaming about? It started out “Home Alone, but with Macaulay Culkin and and…” and then your friend caught you as you slumped into your seat. You left the crowd hanging man. What’s the rest of the movie pitch?

Question for others: is the band always that terrible? They sounded drunk as shit. They had to stop and start over on the national anthem and that was just the beginning of the mayhem.

The band only had a handful of students because of the break. The other band members were alumni and very few of them too. About a dozen total is all they had. 

8 hours ago, 4th_and_18 said:

Question for others: is the band always that terrible? They sounded drunk as shit. They had to stop and start over on the national anthem and that was just the beginning of the mayhem.

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8 hours ago, 4th_and_18 said:

If you were in section 102 and screaming for an alley-oop for two hours and missed the only one when you went to get your twentieth beer…we all had a good laugh at your expense. Also, what was the rest of that movie pitch you were screaming about? It started out “Home Alone, but with Macaulay Culkin and and…” and then your friend caught you as you slumped into your seat. You left the crowd hanging man. What’s the rest of the movie pitch?

Strange. I could have sworn I wasn't at the game last night. 

8 hours ago, 4th_and_18 said:

If you were in section 102 and screaming for an alley-oop for two hours and missed the only one when you went to get your twentieth beer…we all had a good laugh at your expense. Also, what was the rest of that movie pitch you were screaming about? It started out “Home Alone, but with Macaulay Culkin and and…” and then your friend caught you as you slumped into your seat. You left the crowd hanging man. What’s the rest of the movie pitch?

Question for others: is the band always that terrible? They sounded drunk as shit. They had to stop and start over on the national anthem and that was just the beginning of the mayhem.

And thank you for supporting your team by buying $200 worth of beer

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7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

$200

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