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hey if you can get FOX  over the air- i strongly recommend doing it.  feed is about 15 seconds ahead, and a hell of a lot sharper with better color.

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2 minutes ago, Cameltoe said:

Which of these Arabs is which? I can't tell them apart.

Morocco in Red, Iran in White.

3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Morocco in Red, Iran in White.

Just figured that out after 8 minutes, noticing that there were some kinda black looking dudes wearing red, and the guys in white looked a bit Indian.

Morocco looks like a much better team so far.

The game is also in 4k on Directtv.  It's different because there are no announcers.  I know some of yall would prefer that.

I didn’t realize that Morocco only has about 5 players born in Morocco. And one of those guys was raised in Germany. 

In addition to 8 Frenchies, they have a Canadian-born Keeper, about2 or 3 Spaniards, a Portuguese player, a Belgianplayer (I think), and about 4 or 5 Dutch players. 

No wonder so many people have these sleeper agents as their sleeper team. It’s a European All-Star Team of people of Moroccan descent. 

4 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 


Iran so far away

 

Get the Flock outta here!

28 minutes ago, Cameltoe said:

Which of these Arabs is which? I can't tell them apart.

Iranians aren’t Arabs, but that isn’t taught in American schools. 

6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Iranians aren’t Arabs, but that isn’t taught in American schools. 

They follow the religion of the great Arab Mohammed.

Derek Rae dropping GRRM quotes

39 minutes ago, Cameltoe said:

Which of these Arabs is which? I can't tell them apart.

They are Persian, Bro.

xerxes-300-1-14-2018.jpg

so maybe i missed a rule change in the last 20 years. But my understanding of a throw in is both feet need to be touching the ground (a toe on the ground is OK) and both arms are supposed to be on the ball and move at the same time.

I am seeing a lot of half-ass throw-ins where a leg is up off the ground, or a short-arm throw happens.

about 2 mins ago Iran had a throw in where the player literally stepped on the line to throw.

has the throw-in rule changed? or do they just not give a fuck in World Cup competition?

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4 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

so maybe i missed a rule change in the last 20 years. But my understanding of a throw in is both feet need to be touching the ground (a toe on the ground is OK) and both arms are supposed to be on the ball and move at the same time.

I am seeing a lot of half-ass throw-ins where a leg is up off the ground, or a short-arm throw happens.

about 2 mins ago Iran had a throw in where the player literally stepped on the line to throw.

has the throw-in rule changed? or do they just not give a fuck in World Cup competition?

No one gives a fuck about this rule.

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

so maybe i missed a rule change in the last 20 years. But my understanding of a throw in is both feet need to be touching the ground (a toe on the ground is OK) and both arms are supposed to be on the ball and move at the same time.

I am seeing a lot of half-ass throw-ins where a leg is up off the ground, or a short-arm throw happens.

about 2 mins ago Iran had a throw in where the player literally stepped on the line to throw.

has the throw-in rule changed? or do they just not give a fuck in World Cup competition?

It's sort of like traveling in the NBA and not enforced

4 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Nice stadium, looks up to NFL standards.

the Russian mules? Expansion team? 

12 minutes ago, Cameltoe said:

They follow the religion of the great Arab Mohammed.

So do the Indians in Afghanistan, the Southeast Asians in Indonesia, and the Blacks in the Nation of Islam.

Jews follow the religion of the great Arab Moses.

Christians follow the religions of the great Arab Jesus.

I guess that if I were dumber, it would be funny. Instead it's just sad.

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

the Russian mules? Expansion team? 

Trump should start trolling the idea that the Jags should move to St. Petersburg.

2 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Trump should start trolling the idea that the Jags should move to St. Petersburg.

Who wouldn't want to be a Muslim team owner in Russia?

12 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

so maybe i missed a rule change in the last 20 years. But my understanding of a throw in is both feet need to be touching the ground (a toe on the ground is OK) and both arms are supposed to be on the ball and move at the same time.

I am seeing a lot of half-ass throw-ins where a leg is up off the ground, or a short-arm throw happens.

about 2 mins ago Iran had a throw in where the player literally stepped on the line to throw.

has the throw-in rule changed? or do they just not give a fuck in World Cup competition?

No one gives a fuck really, but you have been able to have a foot on the line for as long as I played/reffed (late 80s/early 90s).

5 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

So do the Indians in Afghanistan, the Southeast Asians in Indonesia, and the Blacks in the Nation of Islam.

Jews follow the religion of the great Arab Moses.

Christians follow the religions of the great Arab Jesus.

I guess that if I were dumber, it would be funny. Instead it's just sad.

Except that Mohammed actually was an Arab, and neither of the other two guys you mentioned were. Which was my point. Dumbass.

I think that Gyasi Zardes has been tutoring the current Iranian squad on "refining their first touch".

Holy shit that ball bounces when they try to stop it and it flies over their intended target with great regularity.

Iran is collecting yellow cards like they are yellow cake uranium.

20 minutes ago, Cameltoe said:

Except that Mohammed actually was an Arab, and neither of the other two guys you mentioned were.

Riiiiiight! 😂

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6 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Iran is collecting yellow cards like they are yellow cake uranium.

 

What Iran lacks in attacking ambition this game they make for in nuclear ambition.

When someone is concussed, it is best to slap their face and squirt their head with water. Not everyone knows that, but the Moroccan medics are well trained. 

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5 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

So have they determined which side’s supporters have the vuvuzelas?

If it is Morocco’s, the entire world should be ecstatic they aren’t getting 2026.

I assumed it was Morocco. since they are probably more regularly hearing them against SAfrica than Iran

these russian snipers really fucked up this game, thats at least the 3rd real injury causing a player to go out in the last 10 mins

That was an old school roll. 

The Telemundo announcers counted 6 rolls and said that it was a record. 

Funny stuff!

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Wow, another late winner

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