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these announcers are idiots. "how do they dig themselves out of this hole???". umm...it's the 4th minute, I doubt they're too worried

Just now, Goo Punch said:

scoring in the 3rd minute of world cup against spain isn't a reason to go nuts?

if it was a normally stuck goal, hell yes.  But we can all agree, a PK goal, while still a goal, doesnt have the same panache as a struck goal.

Just now, Goo Punch said:

definitely a penalty. stop acting like there's an argument against it.

Yes, it's a penalty, and a foolish one.

And yes, Ronaldo is a diving, flopping pussy.

Those things are not mutually exclusive.

You have to not give him the chance to throw himself on the floor at the slightest contact, because you know he's going to.

2 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

definitely a penalty. stop acting like there's an argument against it.

I agree. He made the most out of it, but that was a dumb attempt at a tackle in the box.

1 hour ago, ScottishHorn said:

Terrorists win...

makes me think of...

 

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I already don't like these Fox announcers. They're already debating whether or not Ronaldo has enough around him to win the WC? The first fucking game is 7 minutes old, everybody settle down.

9 minutes ago, tokamak said:

these announcers are idiots. "how do they dig themselves out of this hole???". umm...it's the 4th minute, I doubt they're too worried

I wish the color guy would have responded with "Well, they start by scoring one goal."

49 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

didnt realize that Ronaldo was almost as bad as Rooney at scoring world cup goals.

 

3 in 13 games.

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That's a pretty normal conversion rate - let's not act like a goal a game is normal for the World Cup.

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

I watched on Telemundo. 


SIDE NOTE: Both of these teams are going to get absolutely gang raped by Spain & Portugal and will probably be posting #metoo after those matches.

Agreed.  Spain and Portugal are going to mudhole both.  But Iran might have a chance if they can some how pull a draw against the loser of Spain/Portugal.

man, Ronaldo gives a free shot to his trailer, and he fucking doesnt take it

also should have been a shot on goal there, but Ronaldo shouldn't have stopped either.

Edited by Goo Punch

Spain has too many of the same kind of players and they really lack pace.

They should get worked on counters every time. 

Hell of an effort...great goal

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2 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

also should have been a shot on goal there, but Ronaldo shouldn't have stopped either.

Should have been a third goal for Portugal if that idiot crossed the ball into Ronaldo down the right side 

Looked like a Clear and obvious flop to me.  Should have defended instead of flailing to the ground.

Just now, Goo Punch said:

there's nothing there.

I agree,  its minimal fucking contact, the portugal defender was twisting and turning around and looked clueless.

 

and wow- what a kick by Spain.... wudda been offsides anyway

great shot from costa...

i'll revise my earlier statement...what i wouldn't give for an epic collision from ronaldo, ramos, costa, and pepe and that they all end up dead with a brain injury.

no offense.

Portugal better get it together...have them winning group

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God damn what kind of client comes in during the middle of Portugal/Spain causing me to miss the Spain goal. I hate this country.

Edited by SimonBolivar

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