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3rd and 9. No pressure. Dump off to the RB wide open for first down.

This defense is a fraud.


Meanwhile everything is tough for Dallas thanks to awful playcalling putting them in holes.

Just now, Drew said:

3rd and 9. No pressure. Dump off to the RB wide open for w TD.

This defense is a fraud.

Agreed.  They're abysmal.

The Eagles have the best offensive line in the league....it's why they can do what they do.  

If the Cows can’t beat Gardner Minshew at home, they’re not doing anything in the playoffs.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

The Eagles have the best offensive line in the league....it's why they can do what they do.  

 

Perhaps, but they're not doing anything other teams haven't done to our defense.

All their runs fry 5 yards or more. Even when hit behind the line.

They get a stop on 3rd down. Only to inevitably give it up on 4th I’m sure.

This was a really good Cowboys team and then everyone got hurt. The current iteration is going to be one and done unless Dak turns into pre rape scandal Deshaun Watson overnight. 

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Yeah this defense is trash.

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How the fuck do you let smith get open?!

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Isnt that Football 101? Watch the fake

Just now, Enemy07 said:

How the fuck do you let smith get open?!

Wellllllll, you jump the guy who has been killing you and they just take advantage.  

Eagles have been very very good at attacking Cowboys "aggressive" tendencies in both games.

That's such trash. I hate this defense now. Too many scrubs playing.
Defense has been absolute trash the second half of the year. This team is going nowhere in the playoffs.

Another game where Parsons is nowhere to be found
All their runs fry 5 yards or more. Even when hit behind the line.

They get a stop on 3rd down. Only to inevitably give it up on 4th I’m sure.

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Y'all still watching after last week? That's on you. 

 

 

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Wtf is Diggs doing?

Diggs' success is a result of playing loose off of other competent defenders. In a vacuum he isn't a good coverage corner. 

Gotta score a TD on this possession Dallas.

Eagles lead 27-17

Damn Siriani is a beast of a coach. Whipping the Cowboys and Dak's asses on the road with Minchew. 

They're a level above this Cowboys team. 

Also this is why Jalen Hurts MVP talk was so stupid. They're still formidable with Minshew.

Defense has been absolute trash the second half of the year. This team is going nowhere in the playoffs.

Another game where Parsons is nowhere to be found

Too many injuries. I refuse to believe a Jalen Hurts-led team is 1-loss team. It’s just crazy.
Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Tom Brady is going to light us up in the first round 

Probably bumblefuck our way into a first round matchup with the 49ers.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Y'all still watching after last week? That's on you. 

 

 

I haven't watched much NFL this season. But I was out getting gifts and don't have anywhere to be for awhile so I stopped into a BJs for a couple beers. I'm fully aware that this Cowboys team is fucked.

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Tom Brady is going to light us up in the first round 

FUCK TOM BRADY TALK !!!

Awesome — three runs with Zeke and fourth down.

Offense has to score 40 to win.

And when they don’t, or Dak forces it and makes a mistake, it’s all on HIM.




I know everyone says they need to run and throw less. But not this game. Dak is cooking and they’re are wasting it. Run game has been trash.

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Also this is why Jalen Hurts MVP talk was so stupid. They're still formidable with Minshew.

 

Hurts has been outstanding.  That's just reality.

Runs on 2nd and 5yds, have not worked today at all for Dallas...

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Gotta score a TD on this possession Dallas.    Eagles lead 27-17

Another fuckin' Cowboys FG...    27-20

3 minutes ago, Augustus said:

 

Hurts has been outstanding.  That's just reality.

Yeah he's played great. No disputing it. But not MVP. Mahomes is clearly the best player in football. But people just have to overthink it and invent reasons to try and give it to someone else. He's only won one MVP, and clearly deserves a second.

Runs on 2nd and 5yds, have not worked today at all for Dallas...

“Runs” in general. They’re like averaging 3 yards a run. It’s bad. OL is not good. Play calling worse.

Eagles coaches blowing by Dallas’ so easily.
7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Probably bumblefuck our way into a first round matchup with the 49ers.

NFL darling Brock Purdy is going to light us up then. We couldn’t even beat San Fran first round last season and we had home field 

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Had him stopped. Behind the line. Still got 9 yards.

Fuck this defense

Is Parsons playing today?

Is he playing hurt and keeping it on the down low?

If there’s one thing I know being a Dallas fan of over 40 years. Any game in which you need to win for xyz.  We won’t win lol 

This team isn't doing shit. Maybe if they crash and burn badly enough they will fire the fatty and bring in Sean Payton.

Now just random penalties that we don’t even get to see.

So fucking lucky for that Turnover. We didn’t do shit. They fucked up.

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