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We usually do one of these, right?

I havent opened anything yet but I'm leading this off with a gag gift that I got for my straight-laced, UT-grad dad in wake of recent developments. 

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It was found, predictably, in the aggy section at Academy. 

Post what you've gotten already or are planning to get. 

I will play. Stock for my M-1 carbine to build a para model. I cried. GF went down on me. 

I’m a man (52!), so I don’t expect anything other than new Longhorns clothes that I pre-approved.

My wife likes skull jewelry, so I bought her this amulet and necklace:

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8 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Rechargeable, too? Well that's a gift that just keeps on giving. It's strange because I've never seen these at our local CVS...

 

Picked out the Mrs a bunch of jewelry that cost me a small fortune. Didn't really want to spend that much but she's been pregnant for more than half the year.

Got the boy a bunch of cheap shit (toys, coloring books, etc.) he'll wind up breaking before his sister gets here in February. Really pisses me off because I'd like to get him some cool shit but I already saw that movie more than once. New year's fireworks helps me feel a little better, too. 

I had to treat myself to one of these bad boys after getting frustrated too many times with smoker boxes on my grill:

 

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It won't get here until next weekend, though. Fucking supply chains, man...

Anywho, happy holidays fuckfaces!

Got the boy a new video card as soon as I found the one I wanted available but it's not coming in till next week. So he getting a picture of it instead. 

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View of the BVI's from our bedroom this morning.

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1 hour ago, Viper said:

Got the boy a new video card as soon as I found the one I wanted available but it's not coming in till next week. So he getting a picture of it instead. 

How's he going to see the picture without a video card?

9 hours ago, Celery Man said:

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Are you worried that your TV might try to escape?

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Are you worried that your TV might try to escape?

Tell me you don't know toddlers without saying you don't know about toddlers...

Wife said she realized last night that she "accidentally" only ordered one of my presents. So I've got that's going for me which is nice. 

30 minutes ago, B1G said:

A case of Bud Light.

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47 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Wife said she realized last night that she "accidentally" only ordered one of my presents. So I've got that's going for me which is nice. 

There are other ways, Mrs. Post Oak. 

11 hours ago, Celery Man said:

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Is the Steyr Aug A3 a hint as to what’s coming for you?

I’m a heathen so that’s all I saw in that picture.  I want one too Santa! 

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Pretty good haul

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still super jazzed about how this homemade remake of her favorite Thinkery activity turned out for the kiddo

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I win bitches!

 

 

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I got Crocs. They are even better than I imagined.

35 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

I got Crocs. They are even better than I imagined.

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2 hours ago, Celery Man said:

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I am going to pretend the box in the bottom of the picture says "fuckbone"

30 minutes ago, millhouse said:

I am going to pretend the box in the bottom of the picture says "fuckbone"

thing is actually pretty cool. I'm sitting in my office right now streaming playing madden on the xbox in the game room using my iphone

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Kiddos brought us goodies from their overseas abodes. Bottle of scotch from the boy in Glasgow, of course.

And from the girl in Sweden, lots of stuff - soup mixes, cookies, and I made this little snack tray to tide us over between brunch and dinner:

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Did you get the KING of Swedish cheeses, blue cheese in a tube, fish roe in a tube, and THREE kinds of herring with an antique herring jar to store it in? Yeah, I thought not.

7 hours ago, immamac said:

Hell yeah. We did Christmas in Nevis one year on our honeymoon. Best Christmas ever. 

Kids are used to no gifts other than the trip.  Chef coming in for dinner.  Will take pics if appropriate 

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Astros stuff, a Texas history book and cookbook, and a cutting board made by the shop class

 

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My mom gave me a three-pack of underwear and a check for $1000. Is the Yellow Rose open tomorrow?

now that i live in CO... this will come in handy 🤘

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ETA back side:

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48 minutes ago, Deej said:

My mom gave me a three-pack of underwear and a check for $1000. Is the Yellow Rose open tomorrow?

"People who still mooch off their parents" thread is over there ---->

I don't think $1000 a year is mooching. 

5 hours ago, millhouse said:

I am going to pretend the box in the bottom of the picture says "fuckbone"

Beat me to it. 

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I will not be shamed. I am old man. Hear me grumble.

I got a set of snow shoes to hike around our 11 acres around our second house in Vermont. 
 

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I don't think $1000 a year is mooching. 

Ok Captain Privilege.

That’s a badass cutting board up thread.

I learned of this coffee maker from the Coffee thread. Can’t wait to try it out! 

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31 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I got a set of snow shoes to hike around our 11 acres around our second house in Vermont. 
 

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Perfectly done.

22 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

I will play. Stock for my M-1 carbine to build a para model. I cried. GF went down on me. 

Throw in some auto-tune and you've got a country song.

Kiddos brought us goodies from their overseas abodes. Bottle of scotch from the boy in Glasgow, of course.

And from the girl in Sweden, lots of stuff - soup mixes, cookies, and I made this little snack tray to tide us over between brunch and dinner:

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Did you get the KING of Swedish cheeses, blue cheese in a tube, fish roe in a tube, and THREE kinds of herring with an antique herring jar to store it in? Yeah, I thought not.

Blue cheese in a tube?

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1 hour ago, Vanderpool said:

I learned of this coffee maker from the Coffee thread. Can’t wait to try it out! 

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I won’t disagree drip coffee makers won’t make the best cup of coffee like pour over or other types, but it’s convenient. And the Mochamaster will make the best cup of drip coffee possible. And it’s right up there with some other styles.

I’ve had one for about 7 years, 0 regrets. 

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