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NSFW: Sri Lankan "Presidential Advisor" is a dogfucker

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That is the problem with threesomes. You forget to bring jewelry or a pig’s ear chewy, and one of them narks you out.

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The dude's having relations. The dog is just having peanut butter.

Because it’s his dog!

Reddit has an occasional gem: "Came home, caught hubby taking selfies whilst shagging our family pet dog and also getting Benji to lick peanut butter off his bollocks. The dirty bastard - it was the expensive stuff as well that I only got out on special occasions or when we had guests. If it was the shop's cheap own brand there might have been a way back for us, but not now".

Did the world in general need this idea put in its head? 

Well, it doesn't really hurt the dog.

True. And it's not like your giving your love to this..this sexual outlet. You can't really call it infidelity, can you?

Also true, my friend. 

It will be mainstream in a generation.

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I guess we pretty much know the position.

I am willing to bet the number of US politicians who have had sexual relations with a dog is a non zero number.

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19 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I am willing to bet the number of US politicians who have had sexual relations with a dog is a non zero number.

 

I’m willing to bet pancake didn’t get shipped to a black persons house on Christmas Eve, because he was chocking on Cornyns brisket and had to go to the ER.

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I was thinking more Clarence Thomas.  Woof.

57 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I am willing to bet the number of US politicians who have had sexual relations with a dog is a non zero number.

The Huckabee's dogs always did look freaked out...

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17 minutes ago, Captainant said:

The Huckabee's dogs always did look freaked out...

You try licking peanut butter out of Sarah's snatch.  You'd be freaked out too. 

What the hell, that does not look anything like the doggy style sex I am familiar with, or so I have been told.

48 minutes ago, Captainant said:

The Huckabee's dogs always did look freaked out...

3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Thank God he is dysfunctional below the waste or Pancake would likely have consumed vats of Jiff and Peter Pan.

3 hours ago, Captainant said:

The Huckabee's dogs always did look freaked out...

that's because he had to worry about being strangled by the son and eating SHS putrid snatch.

14 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

You try licking peanut butter out of Sarah's snatch.  You'd be freaked out too. 

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12 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

that's because he had to worry about being strangled by the son and eating SHS putrid snatch.

Or eaten by Mike

17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Is he named Pancake as homage to what the tree did to him?

1 hour ago, Burt said:

Is he named Pancake as homage to what the tree did to him?

Save me a seat in hell. I had the same question. 

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

Save me a seat in hell. I had the same question. 

Surly will get our own conference room. 

sounds like this gentleman will be a perfect fit for next OC at aggy

22 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

You try licking peanut butter out of Sarah's snatch.  You'd be freaked out too. 

the echo from the lip smacking is something else, I tell you what...

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