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Something Old:

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The world bids farewell to James Bond Goldfinger star Honor Blackman aka  Pussy Galore | Esquire Middle East – The Region's Best Men's Magazine

Something New:

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Léa Seydoux: Meet the Chic 'Spectre' Bond Girl – Rolling Stone

Something Borrowed:

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Eres bikini | Bond Lifestyle

Something Blue:

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Ana De Armas: No Time To Die star says 'there's no need for a female Bond'  | The Independent

 

1 hour ago, Elvis said:

There are no wrong answers here, but post your favorite.  I was blown away by this one in Casino Royal. 

Solange Dimitrios (Caterina Murino)

(This thread can move to IPIHB if needed).

 

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im searching for the white horse scene..

Britt Eckland.  She was in a bikini pretty much the entire time on the island.  

This is an important topic and this is the correct list of the top 10. 

The Contenders 

10. Stacey Sutton (Tanya Roberts, View to a Kill)

9. Melina Havelock (Carole Bouquet, For Your Eyes Only) 

8. Domino Derval (Claudine Auger, Thunderball)

7. Mary Goodnight (Britt Elkland, Man with the Golden Gun)

6. Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco, GoldenEye)

The Blue Bloods. All of them are ranked #1.

1. Anya Amasova (Barbara Bach, The Spy Who Loved Me)

1. Tatiana Romanova (Daniela Bianchi, From Russia with Love)

1. Vesper Lynd (Eva Green, Casino Royale)

1. Paloma (Ana de Armas, No Time to Die)

1a. Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress, Dr. No)

No one has work a bikini, before or since, like Ursula Andress.

 

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Lana Wood as Plenty O’Toole
Diamonds are Forever

My favorite. Natalie’s sister. She gets nekkid in some of movies and was in playboy.


There is a wrong answer.
Lotta Lenya as Rosa Kreb
From Russia with Love

17 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Lana Wood as Plenty O’Toole
Diamonds are Forever

My favorite. Natalie’s sister. She gets nekkid in some of movies and was in playboy.


There is a wrong answer.
Lotta Lenya as Rosa Kreb
From Russia with Love

Jill St. John in DAF looked good too.  

I'm an Eva Green man.  Always have been always will be.

Vesper Lynd

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It’s Ana De Armas and then everyone else. Only negative is that she had like 5 minutes of screen time 

6 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Something Old:

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The world bids farewell to James Bond Goldfinger star Honor Blackman aka  Pussy Galore | Esquire Middle East – The Region's Best Men's Magazine

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Léa Seydoux: Meet the Chic 'Spectre' Bond Girl – Rolling Stone

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Eres bikini | Bond Lifestyle

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Ana De Armas: No Time To Die star says 'there's no need for a female Bond'  | The Independent

 

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I love a small waist, flat stomach, and full hips…

All Bond girls should start with that ingredient and then go from there. 

Oh, and she should be a sultry whore. Keep your innocent girls for Hardy Boys episodes.

3 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Keep your innocent girls for Hardy Boys episodes.

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6 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

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My favorite.

Lois Chiles (Moonraker) deserves a mention.  A Houston girl.  I occasionally play golf with her brother and nephew.  

Shirley Eaton will always have a special place in my heart. Of course I was only 12 at the time and this sight blew out my pubescent circuits.

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2 hours ago, HouTex said:

Lois Chiles (Moonraker) deserves a mention.  A Houston girl.  I occasionally play golf with her brother and nephew.  

Fun facts: She went to UT and is the niece of Eddie “I’m mad as hell” Chiles. 

13 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp is always severely underrated in this discussion.  I mean, she was a smoke show and her gimmick was literally to fuck people to death.  Come on!

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but she wasn't a bond girl was she?

just the villain?

i just assumed 'bond girl' was the love interest of bond

but yes sir.

she was hella fukin sexy- and 11 year old KK6 wondered why he was gettin funny feeling in his lil boy junk area when he would watch the movie 

3 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

but she wasn't a bond girl was she?

just the villain?

i just assumed 'bond girl' was the love interest of bond

but yes sir.

she was hella fukin sexy- and 11 year old KK6 wondered why he was gettin funny feeling in his lil boy junk area when he would watch the movie 

So… a baddie?

I have an expansive definition of Bond girl. If she sleeps with Bond, wears a sultry gown or swimsuit, and is in only one movie— she’s a Bond girl.

So Monypenny or Dench as M aren’t Bind girls, or the burly assassin in From Russia with Love. But lots of Bond girls try to kill Bond. 

Picking a favorite is nigh impossible. Let's not forget Barbara Bach the spy who loved me.

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And Mrs. Ringo Starr for decades.

I have an expansive definition of Bond girl. If she sleeps with Bond, wears a sultry gown or swimsuit, and is in only one movie— she’s a Bond girl.
So Monypenny or Dench as M aren’t Bind girls, or the burly assassin in From Russia with Love. But lots of Bond girls try to kill Bond. 

I believe of all the women in Bond movies, with the exception maybe of Diane Rigg, Moneypenny would be the kinkiest and wildest in bed.

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Strawberry Fields forever

Lynn-Holly Johnson
Binions Dahl
For Your Eyes Only

Technically not a Bind girl as he didn’t bang her. She was a hot number though.

2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Lynn-Holly Johnson
Binions Dahl
For Your Eyes Only

Technically not a Bind girl as he didn’t bang her. She was a hot number though.

it wasn't from lack of trying on her part...

I had stopped watching Bond movies by then but this one is my favorite… 

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There may have been better Bond girls, but I wore out my forearm fapping to Tanya Roberts in the 80s.

 

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4 hours ago, South Austin said:

There may have been better Bond girls, but I wore out my forearm fapping to Tanya Roberts in the 80s.

 

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Yep. We need a sister thread in IPIHB

Im a new-ho-phile

Eva Green

Lea Seydoux

Olga Kurylenko

On second thought I’ll have nude Eva Green painted gold in a Caribbean bungalow for $2,000, Alex!

Eva Green

Diana Riggs

Daniela Bianchi

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