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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

10 carries for 18 yards so for. 

Ewers is completing 70+ of his passes and Texas still can’t run the ball. It’s bad

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The swing outs are not working. Stop it

How do you only have 3 points against this shitty washington D?

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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Someone (not you) doesn't know what a NIL beholden bitch Sark is.

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

I wouldn’t call playing the 12th ranked team and being Texas dumpy. But the rest is true.  This will be one of the top ten watched bowls though.  

And it will mean absolutely nothing... if they were sitting out of a playoff game I'd be livid. But Texas is 3-1 in the last 4 Alamo Bowls and it's meant fuck all for the following season. 

Just now, Asu2215 said:

How do you only have 3 points against this shitty washington D?

No running game.

Ewers looks fine to other than the fact he has thrown the ball 20 times.

Ewers is such a fucking disaster. 

Offenses are easy to stop when the defense knows you can’t throw down field at all!!  

Yes, Sark would still be passing on 3rd and 3 with Bijan. 

Just now, Asu2215 said:

How do you only have 3 points against this shitty washington D?

Because without Bijan this offense licks all the AIDS infested dicks.

I’m out. Life’s too short and I’m too drunk to watch a poorly coached fairly untalented meh team missing its three best players in an exhibition game. 

Brooks was in for two plays. didn't touch the ball. 

Ewers is just not good.  His little "too cool for school" flip throws are rarely on target.

Quinn has the dumbest throwing motion in college football. I know he's having to scramble because our o line is shitting the bed but goddamn man some of these passes and throwaways are ridiculous

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Same reason they didn’t call dpi on us lol

Some of the calls (or lack thereof) annoy me but the punter really sold a "roughing" call and got "running into."  

Dammit Whittingham, catch that.  The pass on the 4th down was bad.  As out of sync as we look right now I'd be happy to get to half at 10-3.

10 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

Rojo has the jersey on.... Just put some pads underneath

Is it productive to have guys who chose not to play on the sidelines? I respect their choices not to play. I agree with them, actually.
 

Rojo and Bijan did tremendous work. Their time is done. 

Sark sucks shit through a straw and seems to have forgotten that running the ball is allowed by rule.

How do you only have 3 points against this shitty washington D?

Have you seen Our shitty offense? Then add in losing our two top runners.
3 minutes ago, deft said:


You gonna soak a tampon in that and boof it?

Yes

This is Charlie strong Arkansas bowl game. We aren’t getting into the end zone 

Some of you have Ewers derangement syndrome. That was a ball that should have been caught

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Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

Fuck this game is boring af.

Go wash a load of clothes….and perhaps it will get better.

 

6 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Do something, fucking anything

Well, we punted so that's something.

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah like Sark is a fucking garbage coach. 

The two aren’t mutually exclusive.

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