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    Everyone is trying to act like they understand these players opting out and doing what is in their best interests, whatever. For our best players to skip the game was selfish and having them standing

  • I am not that upset with tonight other than the defense not being able to get a stop when they needed one and Worthy. Ewers finally answered the call. The dude was great. He did what he needed to an h

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Just now, 936horn said:

Some of you have Ewers derangement syndrome. That was a ball that should have been caught

Absolutely. This whole team can’t fucking help themselves ever

I’m glad I don’t get as mentally invested in bowl games. I’m not shocked though that we would come out unprepared. Sark gon Sark.

PK will adjust but will Sark…

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ewers looks fine to other than the fact he has thrown the ball 20 times.

Someone finally understands the problem 

Some of you have Ewers derangement syndrome. That was a ball that should have been caught

Yeah, Whittington - a guy weighing taking his shot at the NFL - should have caught that.

Punting on 4th and 3 from the 50 is weak in any game, but especially a bowl smh

Our offense always finds ways to fuck up a series. Someone will drop a ball, miss a pass, miss a block, etc. 

All you guys talking about Bijan and Rojo. I’m quite sure the team is fine with them being there.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is Charlie strong Arkansas bowl game. We aren’t getting into the end zone 

Ohhhh fuck you're right.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is Charlie strong Arkansas bowl game. We aren’t getting into the end zone 

So two losing seasons on tap. Yay 

What’s Washington’s defense ranked?

We have no balls. Jesus. Tech and Ole Miss made football fun.

1 minute ago, Starfleet Command said:

This game sucks. 

Yes it does.

Just now, Godzillatron said:

Ewers kinda sucks. Prove me wrong.

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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That ain't clear liquor that's some flavored bullshit.

This + ice and water is perfect my dude

Sorry I'm not huffing jenkim or something cool I'm just sipping lemonade watching my two kiddos stay up past their bed time while I scream at the tee vee

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Ya think the Mannings are watching?

Probably out practicing knowing he'll need to start the spring game.

Just now, Rip76 said:

What’s Washington’s defense ranked?

One of the worst passing defense and we keep throwing sideways 

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

No running game.

No it’s call no passing game to open up a running game so the other team loads the box…   When the other team is not afraid of you throwing the ball, you can’t run the ball.   Only Bijan could make that work sometimes and he’s not playing. 

Go wash a load of clothes….and perhaps it will get better.
 

I already tried that. Did not help.
12 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

cant say I really like the rest of the lady in the Mercedes commercial.... but her ass is something special. 

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Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

If Malik comes in, will he lose a year of eligibility?

Nope 

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Gulf Coast Offense

That was RC Slocum.

I’ve never been so disappointed and disinterested in a Texas bowl game.   

1 minute ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Is it productive to have guys who chose not to play on the sidelines? I respect their choices not to play. I agree with them, actually.
 

Rojo and Bijan did tremendous work. Their time is done. 

It's like having a deadbeat dad hang out at Christmas with your new husband and the kids.

You guys are right. I can't believe Whitt dropped this ball.

 

Oh wait - yes I can - because it's nowhere fucking near where it's supposed to be. 

Just now, Chico_SA said:

We have no balls. Jesus. Tech and Ole Miss made football fun.

We can’t (or won’t) play smash mouth.  

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Q&A with Texas OC Greg Davis - Big 12 Blog- ESPN

Offense powered by jellybeans and bubble screens designed to lose yards

Yes, Sark would still be passing on 3rd and 3 with Bijan. 

I did laugh at that a bit.
3 minutes ago, Godzillatron said:

Ewers kinda sucks. Prove me wrong.

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I've seen enough bullshit from Ewers already this season, not gonna change this game. A little Maalik would be a breath of fresh air

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

This + ice and water is perfect my dude

Sorry I'm not huffing jenkim or something cool I'm just sipping lemonade watching my two kiddos stay up past their bed time while I scream at the tee vee

I'm just fucking with you drink what you want. 

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I would murder your dog to get his production out of the offense.

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