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Just now, LonghornSean said:

Their OL is  dominating us

Same Texas script.  DL starts strong then realizes they're gonna be fucked and high and dry all game and takes foot off the gas

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  • I am not that upset with tonight other than the defense not being able to get a stop when they needed one and Worthy. Ewers finally answered the call. The dude was great. He did what he needed to an h

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6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You want to play in the league you need to make that catch. Period. Got both hands on it.

Watch Quinn's feet he never sets and sprays the ball instead of putting it in a good spot.  Blame for both of them.  Quinn is consistently off balance when he throws.

Are we starting early with the SEC excuse of guys opted out and just not interested in this game? 🤮🤮🤮

The good news is Jimbo doesn't have a buyout. 

 

 

I mean something like 90% of our rushing yards are in street clothes on the sideline and you all are shocked at our lack of offense. I’ve been here for years and I’m still amazed at the stupidity sometimes my goodness 

at least we called timeout there.

 

it was clear the defense had no fucking idea what the defensive arrangement was

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Sark is not the guy.

We looked good in bowls with Herman...

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Sark is not the guy.

It is known. they don’t call him 7 win Steve for nothing 

Guys if there’s anything sark has shown us. Is halftime adjustments are his thing and we score all our points in the 3rd qtr 

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Their OL is  dominating us

Penix has like 500+ passing attempts this season and has only been sacked 5 times. Their pass blocking is really good. 

i wonder what its like to have an Oline. seems all other teams has one but we never has one. even in '05 we thought they were good but in reality I think they just didn't suck. 

huskies like looks like bad motherfuckers firing off the ball and making space. 

2 minutes ago, Alphie Solomons. said:

Say what you want about the players on the sideline.   I'm pretty confident that they are there to be with their crew for the 'passing of the torch' and are now watching this shitfest and NO ONE ANYWHERE wants Bijan/Rochon in this game more than Bijan/Rochon at this moment and that will be audibly expressed during this halftime break. 

promise you that. 

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3 minutes ago, Alphie Solomons. said:

Say what you want about the players on the sideline.   I'm pretty confident that they are there to be with their crew for the 'passing of the torch' and are now watching this shitfest and NO ONE ANYWHERE wants Bijan/Rochon in this game more than Bijan/Rochon at this moment and that will be audibly expressed during this halftime break. 

promise you that. 

WTF

One of the most pathetic defenses in college football and we put up 3 in a half. 

Just now, Starfleet Command said:

Ewers hasn’t even been that bad. Everyone else on offense is playing like fucking garbage except for maybe Sanders and Cain. 

He's currently quite serviceable. But we don't have a shit ton of WR threats.  Worthy, Sanders, Whittington.

 

 

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I didnt expect us to win without bijan, roschon, and overshown.

 

 

but i also didnt expect us to look this awfuk

I will say this: all those Texas coaches look sweet standing around doing shit in their cute gray pants. I see some coaches stances.

again another massive fucking hold at the point of attack  completely ignored by the refs. 

3 minutes ago, 936horn said:

I mean something like 90% of our rushing yards are in street clothes on the sideline and you all are shocked at our lack of offense. I’ve been here for years and I’m still amazed at the stupidity sometimes my goodness 

Our RBs have been disguising how bad our QB play has been all year.  With them on the side now we can bask in the shitty QB footwork.

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2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Sark is awake?

He's drunk.

20 passes + 2 Quinn scrambles.
8 designed rushes.
That's 22 drop backs out of 30 plays.
I mean, what the god damned fuck, man.

Can live with it with the context of it being a bowl game and them wanting to give Ewers live reps. Short/intermediate passing has been the most successful element of the offense anyway.

Sark has won like two or three games in his entire HC career after being down at half so I wouldn’t sweat the outcome at this point. I want to watch Ewers and the rest of of the young guys, but otherwise I’d call it a night.

Damn. He gets the first down AND we get an injury. For a damn second I thought they were going to have to spike it with seconds to play.

 

Best coverage corner? You sure mr announcer?

Defense is playing good enough. Offense SUCKS.

Robinson has no business running between the tackles.

3 god damn points?

2 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

Ewers hasn’t even been that bad. Everyone else on offense is playing like fucking garbage except for maybe Sanders and Cain. 

I suppose. Cain has just 1 catch for 27 yards. Sanders is playing hard but has fewer yards than Cain… tells us all about how well this first half has gone. 

2 minutes ago, 936horn said:

I mean something like 90% of our rushing yards are in street clothes on the sideline and you all are shocked at our lack of offense. I’ve been here for years and I’m still amazed at the stupidity sometimes my goodness 

You honestly think that's the difference?

Hope Watts and his arm will be okay.

He didn't have the greatest first half but he's one of the more important guys out there

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If I didn't know Sark was sober, I would say that he looks like he's been pounding back some beers over the holidays. Or maybe he's just a portly bitch.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I didnt expect us to win without bijan, roschon, and overshown.

 

 

but i also didnt expect us to look this awfuk

Awfuk is a good description of this game.

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