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2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Nope. That was the only forward pass of the down and it was made by an eligible receiver. Same thing as a called running back pass. 

Amazing that the dumbass commentators couldnt figure out that was a legal pass when they are paid millions to watch a football game. Pathetic 

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    This is the dumbest opinion in sports. There's not a different set of rules at the end of a game.

  • This is such an aggy take. If we handle our business, which we definitely do not, it matters zero what other schools do. Texas is the only school Texas needs to worry about and we are our own worst en

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Dan obviously hasn’t watched 95% of the conference games involving Texas.

CDC wanted Dykes. Heard it from DFW, and I think @closetojumping said the same. I thought it was insane to hire Dykes at that time. I apparently was really fucking wrong. 

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13 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Congrats, Frog fans.  Quite impressive not folding and making timely plays when needed. 

Is it legal to not fold and make timely plays? 

A shotgun snap is a backwards pass, which the QB muffed. No possession, no fumble.
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Lol what? That’s the first I’ve ever heard about it being a pass. Is a regular snap just a handoff?
6 minutes ago, naija said:

I've gotten killed for it, but I think the BigXII will be just fine post Texas & OU. across multiple sports

Keep fucking that chicken. 

13 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I hope Sark feels like a fucking loser watching this shit in the mansion we bought him.

Sark rn 

 

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28 minutes ago, AeroHorn said:

It is not dumb. Harbough was going to take TO on second down but them almost getting the first down made it moot.

Go to the Alamo game thread; dipshits here don’t understand the out of bounds rules, let alone clock management…

Just now, Jkwellborn said:


Lol what? That’s the first I’ve ever heard about it being a pass. Is a regular snap just a handoff?

Look it up. I can tell you've never officiated a football game in your life.

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Amazing that the dumbass commentators couldnt figure out that was a legal pass when they are paid millions to watch a football game. Pathetic 

Texas is going to the SEC. Danielson will be calling Texas games. Just warning to all, never listen to Danielson. He is a complete moron 

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lol. Right. My "ego".

You are actually trying to argue that having 1 timeout vs 0 timeouts when there is 50 seconds left on the clock and you have to go 70 yards for a TD doesn't matter. 

I mean holy shit dude.

If you would rather have your defense in scenario B than scenario A then you my friend, are a dumbass. 

2 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

CDC wanted Dykes. Heard it from DFW, and I think @closetojumping said the same. I thought it was insane to hire Dykes at that time. I apparently was wrong. 

Dykes would not have done shit here, so this is pointless. 

TCU got some big calls in their favor, but Michigan played like shit and get no sympathy from me. Two pick-sixes, fumbling at the goal line, that stupid ass trick play on 4th down. They deserved to lose.

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Yeah even calls that went for Michigan were horrible in spots. The rules catch skipped like a yard in front. Just a poorly officiated game overall. Definitely pissed as a Michigan fan but there were shit calls both ways.
Is this true or he just trying to be an asshole? As much as this forum hates Ketch & Chip Brown, I don't really hate those 2 guys at all and Bohls is who I've always hated.
Trying? Kunt Bowels doesn't have to try, it comes naturally. He relishes every opportunity to shit on the program that has kept him fed and housed for decades now..
12 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

FUCK

 

KIRK

 

BOHLS

 

 

I mean fuck his ass.... hes the only college homer reporter in the fucking country that doesnt homer for his fucking team- EVER.  he shits on Texas all the fucking time. 

If you ever see Bohls' tweets during UT games, they sounds like tweets from an Aggy or OU fan. He's always looking for a negative angle to tweet about.

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12 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Calmer than you are. Here's the reality, it doesn't fucking matter. Game is over.

Be wrong and dwell in your wrongness. 

1 minute ago, Codaxx said:

Texas is going to the SE. Danielson will be calling Texas games. Just warning to all, never listen to Danielson. He is a complete moron 

Pretty sure CBS losing SEC, so no more Danielson...  

I can’t wait to watch this board meltdown if TCU wins it all

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Dykes would not have done shit here, so this is pointless. 

False. Dykes is a lot better than Sark.

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Dykes would not have done shit here, so this is pointless. 

This TCU season is more of an indictment of Patterson than a credit to Dykes for me

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

If you would rather have your defense in scenario B than scenario A then you my friend, are a dumbass. 

Please keep insulting me, ignoring the huge fucking caveat that I brought up, and displaying a marked lack of critical thinking skills. Your intellect truly is dizzying. I wish I was as dumb and ignorant as you. I'd probably be a lot happier. 

Have a nice night. I'm not debating this further because you can't coherently address one simple point that I made. 

Just now, Neonmoon said:

I can’t wait to watch this board meltdown if TCU wins it all

That might actually be healthy for us.   It will force us to do what needs to be done. 

 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I can’t wait to watch this board meltdown if TCU wins it all

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Mac might have to shut it down for a few hours.

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

False. Dykes is a lot better than Sark.

Sadly this is true

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I can’t wait to watch this board meltdown if TCU wins it all

If they had a Freshman QB, I'd be pissed. 

That shit matters.

1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

That might actually be healthy for us.   It will force us to do what needs to be done. 

 

We are always late to the party

we are a cluster fuck, we are cursed 

11 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Shut the fuck up, Kurt.  

Fify.

I will absolutely celebrate the day Kurt Bohls retires.... Richard Justice too. 

3 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

False. Dykes is a lot better than Sark.

 

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

This TCU season is more of an indictment of Patterson than a credit to Dykes for me

I think it's a little of both. Gary seems to have gotten comfortable like Mack.  But give Dykes credit for taking a bunch of guys who hadn't done shit but help get a HOF coach fired to the NC. Doesn't matter how he got them there. They are there and that's not something most of the name schools can say.

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

False. Dykes is a lot better than Sark.

He had one 10 win season at SMU, and before that it was 

 

Cal- 1-11, 5-7, 7-5, 5-7

SMU- 5-7, 10-3, 7-3

TCU- 13-1 

 

Other than one season at SMU and this season with Gary Patterson's roster, he's been an average to below average coach. Stop with this nonsense that because he's in the championship this year that he would have magically done the same at Texas. It's simply not true. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Please keep insulting me, ignoring the huge fucking caveat that I brought up, and displaying a marked lack of critical thinking skills. Your intellect truly is dizzying. I wish I was as dumb and ignorant as you. I'd probably be a lot happier. 

Have a nice night. I'm not debating this further because you can't coherently address one simple point that I made. 

Dude, you cant seriously tell me that you would rather be in Scenario B then Scenario A. Look, Scenario B can obviously end with the best result because you can end with an extra timeout, but that isnt what is being argued here. Percentage wise, Scenario A is infinitely better for any defense to be in to stop the other team on 3rd down. Dont be stupid. 

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Whoever designed that still has a geocities page

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

He had one 10 win season at SMU, and before that it was 

 

Cal- 1-11, 5-7, 7-5, 5-7

SMU- 5-7, 10-3, 7-3

TCU- 13-1 

 

Other than one season at SMU and this season with Gary Patterson's roster, he's been an average to below average coach. Stop with this nonsense that because he's in the championship this year that he would have magically done the same at Texas. It's simply not true. 

Didn't he beat us while at Cal?

 

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

This TCU season is more of an indictment of Patterson than a credit to Dykes for me

It is. Anyone saying otherwise are delusional thinking he's some kind of wunderkind coach and would have gotten Texas to the CFP with Ewers or Card. Wait until he recruits his own players and his true colors will show. 

TCU has accomplished more in the playoff than OU. Fuck ou. 

1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Didn't he beat us while at Cal?

 

He did lol. I think Chuckles was our coach, so it was not a surprise. 

27 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

I don't buy this for a second. Fuck Kirk Bohls and fuck Chip Brown

He is such a disingenuous fuck. He loves to piss Texas fans off. He rubs whatever salt he can find in whatever wounds he perceives.

I didn't mind it so much back the 1990s because we sucked and I figured he would be fair and heap praise when it was warranted. But no he went right through Mack's glory years still being a sarcastic asshole, he was never fair; just a professional troll.

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12 minutes ago, ReturnofNumber6 said:

Jimbo's seat just got hotter ..... 

He's got millions and millions of dollars providing a buffer from those flames.

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

He did lol. I think Chuckles was our coach, so it was not a surprise. 

Cool.  And my point is Dykes didn't need a 5-star roster to handle us--regardless of our chuckles handicap.

The guy can coach.  And $500 says his wife doesn't choose his wardrobe.

 

 

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